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England is now officially culturally enriched

 
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07/27/2012 11:33 PM
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England is now officially culturally enriched
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07/27/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: England is now officially culturally enriched
So am I the only one who saw no references to Islam whatsoever during the opening ceremony?
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Re: England is now officially culturally enriched
So am I the only one who saw no references to Islam whatsoever during the opening ceremony?
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das raciss!
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Salamu Alaykum infidels of Englandstan.

Your "opening ceremony" has revealed to you the changes that have taken place.

You will now observe the proper protocol as dictated by Holy Islam.

Effective immediately, the following changes in your uncouth speech and writing will be strictly enforced until Blessed Arabic is imparted fully onto you:

UK, Britain, England -> Englandstan
Anglo, British, English -> Englandstani
London -> Londonistan
Europe -> Eurabia
Non-Muslims -> Infidel OR Kafir

All provisions of Sharia Law are now in effect, including but not limited to:

Public stonings (mandatory attendance and participation) for - homosexuals, apostates, heretics, blasphmers, seditionists, deviants and secularists.

10 to 100+ Lashes for - dancing, makeup, kite flying, alcohol or drugs, music, magazines, immodesty, troublemaking, corrupting of youth or other muslims, and to male relatives of loose females. Repeat offenders may be subject to capital punishment.

Additionally, all Londonstani infidels are hereby ordered to attend and participate at the public stoning of your former whoredog "queen", at Our Beloved Prophet Pavilion (formerly Trafalgar Square) within the coming week.

Expect further instructions.

Spread the message amongst yourselves,
Heed these words infidels,
Tremble and Obey,
By the Will of the Holy Prophet Mohammed,
Blessings and Peace be Upon Him,

Your Dear Grand Mufti of the Dhimmishala of Londonistan - Ali Gomaa
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Shhh...on the sharia. Muslims must eat 'taqiyya' tacos, until they have more numbers. Then, the true face of Muslims will be revealed. Remember, Islam is 'religion of peace' that love people of all religions, wink wink nudge nudge

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