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i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..

 
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i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
where is my goddess?? when is she gonna come to me?? iv been alone all this time.. and i havent had a chance to find her or look for her cause iv been too busy working.. now im ready to make a move forward but i have no love to inspire me and i dont just want to give me love to any girl.. i want the perfect women for me.. i want her to be the best of all feminine qualities and the best of all goddesses but where is she?? and who is fucking her?? i dont know.. i have no friends here so im open to the idea of finding that special someone but cause im in a bad situation financially at the moment its like i dont deserve to have the love of my life by myself either it seems.. fuck this world..
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07/28/2012 07:35 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
Sitting around moaning because you can't find this miss 'perfect' you dreamed up. Are you the 'perfect man? Am I the 'perfect' man? HELL NO!!
You need to realise that the inherent beauty in nature lies in it's imperfections. Get that and you may be on the way to finding someone maybe not truly 'perfect' but truly beautiful.
EJF
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
why do you need drama in your life , ?
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
Sitting around moaning because you can't find this miss 'perfect' you dreamed up. Are you the 'perfect man? Am I the 'perfect' man? HELL NO!!
You need to realise that the inherent beauty in nature lies in it's imperfections. Get that and you may be on the way to finding someone maybe not truly 'perfect' but truly beautiful.
 Quoting: Edgar J Friendly


actually i am the 'perfect' man.. i am the first and the last if you must know..
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why do you need drama in your life , ?
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i dont need drama i need excitement and joy..
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07/28/2012 07:38 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
You don't need another person for that...silly.
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07/28/2012 07:39 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
A perfect woman wants a perfect man.
Learn to get a little less demanding.
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i am perfect and there would be only a few women close to perfect and they are my potential others on this earth.. and when i make love to them and they become a part of me in love then they will also be a perfect women.. so stfu fool..
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You don't need another person for that...silly.
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Excitement and joy, I mean.
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07/28/2012 07:39 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
This is what you really need...

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You don't need another person for that...silly.
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Excitement and joy, I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


yeh if i had money that would be true but when your down and out all you need is love to keep you going really..
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07/28/2012 07:40 AM
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this is what i want now.. but my patience will run out quick and il make a move either way..
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07/28/2012 07:40 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
Put an ad on craigslist explaining your situation and how you need an established woman to marry down to your level. List both the pluses and minuses in bullet format for efficiency. Close the ad with a concise recap and highlight your key selling point.
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07/28/2012 07:41 AM
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Just exactly what is your idea of a 'perfect woman OP?
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07/28/2012 07:41 AM
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You need excitement and joy?
Then why are you inviting a female in your life dude... come on wake up..

fellow members.. please enlighten him..
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07/28/2012 07:41 AM
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Got two hands, don't need a woman.... ya got two hands, don't need a woman! Ask one out for coffee after ya crank one out nerfberfer!
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
You don't need another person for that...silly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


Excitement and joy, I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


yeh if i had money that would be true but when your down and out all you need is love to keep you going really..
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Nah...you don't need anybody else. In fact, you really need to learn to love yourself so deeply that you do not need anyone else to bring anything to your life because you have it all already.

Sex is just a substitute (and a poor one) for the power of LOVE.

But, you know this don't you?
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07/28/2012 07:42 AM
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no woman is worth you attention, they are all brain dead zombies,
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07/28/2012 07:43 AM
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i am self made.. and not only that but also the source of all.. so that means unless i make you as a authority onto others then you are not..
 Quoting: iam1 1262691


I would have figured by now, were I as awesome as you, that all those dead presidents are doing you a major favor in showing you how easily controlled your average human is.

If you are as special as you say, I can't imagine you would want the average dollar-chasing hobag in your life. If a lithographed picture of some dead politician can make her take off her clothes, imagine what your neighbor can do.
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You don't need another person for that...silly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


Excitement and joy, I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


yeh if i had money that would be true but when your down and out all you need is love to keep you going really..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262691


Nah...you don't need anybody else. In fact, you really need to learn to love yourself so deeply that you do not need anyone else to bring anything to your life because you have it all already.

Sex is just a substitute (and a poor one) for the power of LOVE.

But, you know this don't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


yeh your right i was just being silly.. fuck it i will not be down and out for ever anyway.. soon i will be living it up and i dont know i guess i just needed the loving touch of a goddess really.. you know to get them juices flowing and all???yoda
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no woman is worth you attention, they are all brain dead zombies,
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They aren't even zombie status, they obey and idolize zombies. That's a grade lesser...
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07/28/2012 07:45 AM
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no woman is worth you attention, they are all brain dead zombies,
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yeh your right?? fuck the hos.. thats all they are good for!!
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07/28/2012 07:46 AM
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Marriage is over-rated.
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
no woman is worth you attention, they are all brain dead zombies,
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They aren't even zombie status, they obey and idolize zombies. That's a grade lesser...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20735759


very true.. thanks boys im back!! fuck looking for love when all im gonna find is misery.. id rather go out and fuck the world rather than settle down any day really.. its just cause iv been broke recently and i dont like it.. but il pick myself up and start living the good life again eventually ;)
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Marriage is over-rated.
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yep totally agree.. and when they cheat on us we are the ones who fall.. stupid hos.. i was just drunk for a little while earlier and thinking stupid things.. but now im sobered up and back to reality.. fuck the hos they aint shit to me..
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07/28/2012 07:49 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
A perfect woman wants a perfect man.
Learn to get a little less demanding.
 Quoting: Sandrose


i am perfect and there would be only a few women close to perfect and they are my potential others on this earth.. and when i make love to them and they become a part of me in love then they will also be a perfect women.. so stfu fool..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262691


How are you perfect when you're broke?
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07/28/2012 07:50 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
All that juices flowing stuff is good and feels good but, seriously, it NOTHING compared to the power that will move through your body and soul when you reach out to another human being in love. Help a more vulnerable person be more powerful by showing them the depth of your heart and you will be AMAZED at how much better you will feel. It's not instantaneous like an orgasm but, man is it sweet. It lasts alot longer too.

Once you start putting that kind of energy out there, you will attract the person that will be your partner, your helper, your best friend and constant supporter. BELIEVE me, it really works.

I would really love for all of you reading this today to try this. I promise you, it will change your life.

Good luck OP, I think your heart is in the right place. It just needs a little exercise is all.

hf
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07/28/2012 07:52 AM
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Yeah, gee I sure wish I could end up old and alone. Oh well, guess I'll have to put up with my loving family and that pesky ACTUAL lasting joy they give me just by being there. Poor me
EJF
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i am self made.. and not only that but also the source of all.. so that means unless i make you as a authority onto others then you are not..
 Quoting: iam1 1262691


I would have figured by now, were I as awesome as you, that all those dead presidents are doing you a major favor in showing you how easily controlled your average human is.

If you are as special as you say, I can't imagine you would want the average dollar-chasing hobag in your life. If a lithographed picture of some dead politician can make her take off her clothes, imagine what your neighbor can do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20735759

cruise
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
All that juices flowing stuff is good and feels good but, seriously, it NOTHING compared to the power that will move through your body and soul when you reach out to another human being in love. Help a more vulnerable person be more powerful by showing them the depth of your heart and you will be AMAZED at how much better you will feel. It's not instantaneous like an orgasm but, man is it sweet. It lasts alot longer too.

Once you start putting that kind of energy out there, you will attract the person that will be your partner, your helper, your best friend and constant supporter. BELIEVE me, it really works.

I would really love for all of you reading this today to try this. I promise you, it will change your life.

Good luck OP, I think your heart is in the right place. It just needs a little exercise is all.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


Endorphin junkie. I bet oxytocin rules you too.
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07/28/2012 07:54 AM
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Yeah, gee I sure wish I could end up old and alone. Oh well, guess I'll have to put up with my loving family and that pesky ACTUAL lasting joy they give me just by being there. Poor me
 Quoting: Edgar J Friendly


Empty soul. Needs an entire family to feel anything at all.

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