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i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..

 
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A perfect woman wants a perfect man.
Learn to get a little less demanding.
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i am perfect and there would be only a few women close to perfect and they are my potential others on this earth.. and when i make love to them and they become a part of me in love then they will also be a perfect women.. so stfu fool..
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How are you perfect when you're broke?
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Actually, it's alot closer to "perfect" then a rich man.
You guys are just goofing, aren't you?
Your heart isn't really that hard, is it?
I wish I could be more help...
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All that juices flowing stuff is good and feels good but, seriously, it NOTHING compared to the power that will move through your body and soul when you reach out to another human being in love. Help a more vulnerable person be more powerful by showing them the depth of your heart and you will be AMAZED at how much better you will feel. It's not instantaneous like an orgasm but, man is it sweet. It lasts alot longer too.

Once you start putting that kind of energy out there, you will attract the person that will be your partner, your helper, your best friend and constant supporter. BELIEVE me, it really works.

I would really love for all of you reading this today to try this. I promise you, it will change your life.

Good luck OP, I think your heart is in the right place. It just needs a little exercise is all.

hf
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hfhfhf
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you don't want a woman to have a spell over you, you will only stupid decision and trap you the little box called prison life
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07/28/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
You should be thank god your not married ..what kind of qweer are you? No wonder all the hottest woman show up here with me and suck my balls ...poor lass can't be with girl man like you..
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
All that juices flowing stuff is good and feels good but, seriously, it NOTHING compared to the power that will move through your body and soul when you reach out to another human being in love. Help a more vulnerable person be more powerful by showing them the depth of your heart and you will be AMAZED at how much better you will feel. It's not instantaneous like an orgasm but, man is it sweet. It lasts alot longer too.

Once you start putting that kind of energy out there, you will attract the person that will be your partner, your helper, your best friend and constant supporter. BELIEVE me, it really works.

I would really love for all of you reading this today to try this. I promise you, it will change your life.

Good luck OP, I think your heart is in the right place. It just needs a little exercise is all.

hf
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Endorphin junkie. I bet oxytocin rules you too.
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Hahaha...yep, probably. I would rather be "addicted" to my own hormones then to sex or porn or risky behavior.

It's so obvious to me...what everyone is looking for is right here, in front of your nose. All you have to do is let go of your needs and desires and put someone else FIRST.

If you don't "get it" now, don't worry, you will, very soon. If you can't get ahold of the power on your own, it will be given to you.

Personally, I don't want to wait, I want it NOW. I am starving for it, we all are.
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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
A perfect woman wants a perfect man.
Learn to get a little less demanding.
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i am perfect and there would be only a few women close to perfect and they are my potential others on this earth.. and when i make love to them and they become a part of me in love then they will also be a perfect women.. so stfu fool..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262691


How are you perfect when you're broke?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 695310


Actually, it's alot closer to "perfect" then a rich man.
You guys are just goofing, aren't you?
Your heart isn't really that hard, is it?
I wish I could be more help...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


The real irony is that rich people are basically women (fussy bitches), not that they are closer to any sort of perfection. Funny how the assumption was that women are imperfect without money too eh?
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07/28/2012 08:00 AM
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Just take out a bunch of credit cards. Women can't descipher between credit and true wealth.
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If you want a wife this bad, all you have to do is want it with all your heart. Adopt the understanding that the universe will give to you what you truly desire.

But beware the universe which bestows upon you your shortsighted will.

It is a definitive truth the old saying that tells us to be careful what we wish for. Many times, our heart desires something that turns out to have an unknown variable that consequentially ruins our life.

A gift within a gift. One that elates, as the other parasitically feeds itself on the harmony of life.
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Hahaha...yep, probably. I would rather be "addicted" to my own hormones then to sex or porn or risky behavior.

It's so obvious to me...what everyone is looking for is right here, in front of your nose. All you have to do is let go of your needs and desires and put someone else FIRST.

If you don't "get it" now, don't worry, you will, very soon. If you can't get ahold of the power on your own, it will be given to you.

Personally, I don't want to wait, I want it NOW. I am starving for it, we all are.
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You can have your hormones, I'm already the most powerful person alive. If you were too, you'd realize the only way to help others is to let them know what that looks like.
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07/28/2012 08:03 AM
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And what is it that makes you so perfect OP?
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society dictates
Why would you want to follow what society dictates do believe in everything that it tells you should do.Star thinking for yourself get a life then you might be man enough for a woman to be attracted to you. Show them you can give them some security and some sort of life.
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Just take out a bunch of credit cards. Women can't descipher between credit and true wealth.
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And most men can't discern between existing at the whim of circumstantial happening and actual accomplishment.

Evens it out a bit.
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Don't get married OP.

Just don't do it.


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Re: i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one..
Hahaha...yep, probably. I would rather be "addicted" to my own hormones then to sex or porn or risky behavior.

It's so obvious to me...what everyone is looking for is right here, in front of your nose. All you have to do is let go of your needs and desires and put someone else FIRST.

If you don't "get it" now, don't worry, you will, very soon. If you can't get ahold of the power on your own, it will be given to you.

Personally, I don't want to wait, I want it NOW. I am starving for it, we all are.
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You can have your hormones, I'm already the most powerful person alive. If you were too, you'd realize the only way to help others is to let them know what that looks like.
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And that's exactly why I wear a pendant around me neck that says:

"Be the change you want to see in the world"

It's truth.
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Why do you say you "need" a wife instead of "want" a wife?
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society dictates
Why would you want to follow what society dictates do believe in everything that it tells you should do.Star thinking for yourself get a life then you might be man enough for a woman to be attracted to you. Show them you can give them some security and some sort of life.
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Women don't think Guarding Security is a profession anymore. Paul Blart ruined that dream.
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And that's exactly why I wear a pendant around me neck that says:

"Be the change you want to see in the world"

It's truth.
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Well the opposite is simply being the life you want to change.

Seems kind of basic to me. I think you just like jewelry...
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society dictates
Why would you want to follow what society dictates do believe in everything that it tells you should do.Star thinking for yourself get a life then you might be man enough for a woman to be attracted to you. Show them you can give them some security and some sort of life.
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Women don't think Guarding Security is a profession anymore. Paul Blart ruined that dream.
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1rof1

Of course, your true love will not care what you do for a living.

Key word: TRUE
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Why do you say you "need" a wife instead of "want" a wife?
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i need more a companion really a shirty thats gonna be the good pussy behind the great man and give me the love i need to prosper.. thats why i said need.. not really though causemost bitches are hos and i only fuck hos and move on to the next better thing but i want more and better than just a fuck buddy.. i want a shorty thats down for me and got my back through anything and loyal and true to me and me alone.. thats what i need really..
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Put an ad on craigslist explaining your situation and how you need an established woman to marry down to your level. List both the pluses and minuses in bullet format for efficiency. Close the ad with a concise recap and highlight your key selling point.
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Lol.... SELLING POINT - Broke sadsack with no-mates woman hater who drinks too much and is horny as hell.
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where is my goddess?? when is she gonna come to me?? iv been alone all this time.. and i havent had a chance to find her or look for her cause iv been too busy working.. now im ready to make a move forward but i have no love to inspire me and i dont just want to give me love to any girl.. i want the perfect women for me.. i want her to be the best of all feminine qualities and the best of all goddesses but where is she?? and who is fucking her?? i dont know.. i have no friends here so im open to the idea of finding that special someone but cause im in a bad situation financially at the moment its like i dont deserve to have the love of my life by myself either it seems.. fuck this world..
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Get 0ne that is as screwd as you are ..

Perferct Match! kiss
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society dictates
Why would you want to follow what society dictates do believe in everything that it tells you should do.Star thinking for yourself get a life then you might be man enough for a woman to be attracted to you. Show them you can give them some security and some sort of life.
 Quoting: Force King


Women don't think Guarding Security is a profession anymore. Paul Blart ruined that dream.
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1rof1

Of course, your true love will not care what you do for a living.

Key word: TRUE
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Your true love is yourself. Why do you think mindless idiots repeat endless drivel about getting over yourself. Look how good they are at it...
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You could start by not referring to woman you have defiled as hos
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And that's exactly why I wear a pendant around me neck that says:

"Be the change you want to see in the world"

It's truth.
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Well the opposite is simply being the life you want to change.

Seems kind of basic to me. I think you just like jewelry...
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Are you just trying to be mean to me?

I wear one necklace with my children's birthstones and a gold heart my husband gave me and that pendant. Occasionally, I will wear my wedding rings but actually, I don't like alot of jewelry.

Don't hide your heart under a barrel...let it shine! TELL people how wonderful it is, share it and it multiplies.
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where is my goddess?? when is she gonna come to me?? iv been alone all this time.. and i havent had a chance to find her or look for her cause iv been too busy working.. now im ready to make a move forward but i have no love to inspire me and i dont just want to give me love to any girl.. i want the perfect women for me.. i want her to be the best of all feminine qualities and the best of all goddesses but where is she?? and who is fucking her?? i dont know.. i have no friends here so im open to the idea of finding that special someone but cause im in a bad situation financially at the moment its like i dont deserve to have the love of my life by myself either it seems.. fuck this world..
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Get 0ne that is as screwd as you are ..

Perferct Match! kiss
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wasn't TTOWNGIRL looking for someone
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Put an ad on craigslist explaining your situation and how you need an established woman to marry down to your level. List both the pluses and minuses in bullet format for efficiency. Close the ad with a concise recap and highlight your key selling point.
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Lol.... SELLING POINT - Broke sadsack with no-mates woman hater who drinks too much and is horny as hell.
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When all else fails, truth in advertising. You know most women salivate over such salacious perspective anyway. When they aren't worshiping old drunk guys in wigs from the 18th century.
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You could start by not referring to woman you have defiled as hos
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shut up you old fag.. mind your own ways fool..
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Are you just trying to be mean to me?

I wear one necklace with my children's birthstones and a gold heart my husband gave me and that pendant. Occasionally, I will wear my wedding rings but actually, I don't like alot of jewelry.

Don't hide your heart under a barrel...let it shine! TELL people how wonderful it is, share it and it multiplies.
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I'm the lord of death and master of all that is evil. I think you probably need to adjust your expectations.
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07/28/2012 08:14 AM
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As long as you are blaming society for all of your problems, no woman is going to want you. Get off your ass and fix your life instead of complaining you fucking dumbass!
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07/28/2012 08:16 AM
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As long as you are blaming society for all of your problems, no woman is going to want you. Get off your ass and fix your life instead of complaining you fucking dumbass!
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i am fool.. il be rich in a few weeks but am broke in the meantime until then so stfu and talk crap dick head.. lol.. everyones a fucking know it all these aint it??

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