i need a wife.. but cause i got no money at the moment society dictates that i cant have one.. | |
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Edgar J Friendly User ID: 19921358 Australia 07/28/2012 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sitting around moaning because you can't find this miss 'perfect' you dreamed up. Are you the 'perfect man? Am I the 'perfect' man? HELL NO!! You need to realise that the inherent beauty in nature lies in it's imperfections. Get that and you may be on the way to finding someone maybe not truly 'perfect' but truly beautiful. EJF |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1262691 United States 07/28/2012 07:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sitting around moaning because you can't find this miss 'perfect' you dreamed up. Are you the 'perfect man? Am I the 'perfect' man? HELL NO!! Quoting: Edgar J Friendly You need to realise that the inherent beauty in nature lies in it's imperfections. Get that and you may be on the way to finding someone maybe not truly 'perfect' but truly beautiful. actually i am the 'perfect' man.. i am the first and the last if you must know.. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1262691 United States 07/28/2012 07:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i am perfect and there would be only a few women close to perfect and they are my potential others on this earth.. and when i make love to them and they become a part of me in love then they will also be a perfect women.. so stfu fool.. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1339701 United States 07/28/2012 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Put an ad on craigslist explaining your situation and how you need an established woman to marry down to your level. List both the pluses and minuses in bullet format for efficiency. Close the ad with a concise recap and highlight your key selling point. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20456605 United States 07/28/2012 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeh if i had money that would be true but when your down and out all you need is love to keep you going really.. Nah...you don't need anybody else. In fact, you really need to learn to love yourself so deeply that you do not need anyone else to bring anything to your life because you have it all already. Sex is just a substitute (and a poor one) for the power of LOVE. But, you know this don't you? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20735759 Canada 07/28/2012 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i am self made.. and not only that but also the source of all.. so that means unless i make you as a authority onto others then you are not.. Quoting: iam1 1262691 I would have figured by now, were I as awesome as you, that all those dead presidents are doing you a major favor in showing you how easily controlled your average human is. If you are as special as you say, I can't imagine you would want the average dollar-chasing hobag in your life. If a lithographed picture of some dead politician can make her take off her clothes, imagine what your neighbor can do. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1262691 United States 07/28/2012 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeh if i had money that would be true but when your down and out all you need is love to keep you going really.. Nah...you don't need anybody else. In fact, you really need to learn to love yourself so deeply that you do not need anyone else to bring anything to your life because you have it all already. Sex is just a substitute (and a poor one) for the power of LOVE. But, you know this don't you? yeh your right i was just being silly.. fuck it i will not be down and out for ever anyway.. soon i will be living it up and i dont know i guess i just needed the loving touch of a goddess really.. you know to get them juices flowing and all??? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1262691 United States 07/28/2012 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They aren't even zombie status, they obey and idolize zombies. That's a grade lesser... very true.. thanks boys im back!! fuck looking for love when all im gonna find is misery.. id rather go out and fuck the world rather than settle down any day really.. its just cause iv been broke recently and i dont like it.. but il pick myself up and start living the good life again eventually ;) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 695310 Singapore 07/28/2012 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i am perfect and there would be only a few women close to perfect and they are my potential others on this earth.. and when i make love to them and they become a part of me in love then they will also be a perfect women.. so stfu fool.. How are you perfect when you're broke? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20456605 United States 07/28/2012 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All that juices flowing stuff is good and feels good but, seriously, it NOTHING compared to the power that will move through your body and soul when you reach out to another human being in love. Help a more vulnerable person be more powerful by showing them the depth of your heart and you will be AMAZED at how much better you will feel. It's not instantaneous like an orgasm but, man is it sweet. It lasts alot longer too. Once you start putting that kind of energy out there, you will attract the person that will be your partner, your helper, your best friend and constant supporter. BELIEVE me, it really works. I would really love for all of you reading this today to try this. I promise you, it will change your life. Good luck OP, I think your heart is in the right place. It just needs a little exercise is all. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1863410 Australia 07/28/2012 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i am self made.. and not only that but also the source of all.. so that means unless i make you as a authority onto others then you are not.. Quoting: iam1 1262691 I would have figured by now, were I as awesome as you, that all those dead presidents are doing you a major favor in showing you how easily controlled your average human is. If you are as special as you say, I can't imagine you would want the average dollar-chasing hobag in your life. If a lithographed picture of some dead politician can make her take off her clothes, imagine what your neighbor can do. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20735759 Canada 07/28/2012 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All that juices flowing stuff is good and feels good but, seriously, it NOTHING compared to the power that will move through your body and soul when you reach out to another human being in love. Help a more vulnerable person be more powerful by showing them the depth of your heart and you will be AMAZED at how much better you will feel. It's not instantaneous like an orgasm but, man is it sweet. It lasts alot longer too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605 Once you start putting that kind of energy out there, you will attract the person that will be your partner, your helper, your best friend and constant supporter. BELIEVE me, it really works. I would really love for all of you reading this today to try this. I promise you, it will change your life. Good luck OP, I think your heart is in the right place. It just needs a little exercise is all. Endorphin junkie. I bet oxytocin rules you too. |
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