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balthuuu
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I woke up this morning and felt like laughing my ass off. I will do the same thing when I'm about to "die". coffee4
Love is not the game, life is.
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When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
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We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
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It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
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It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
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I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
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07/28/2012 08:41 AM
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Best pinned thread ever.
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07/28/2012 08:42 AM
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Woke up this mornin,my dog was dead..someone disliked him,and kicked him in the head...I woke up this mornin,my life has changed..blahhhh
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07/28/2012 08:43 AM

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we will be sipping that coffee together and laughing our asses off while watching everyone panicking.

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We do not "come into" this world; we come out of it, as leaves from a tree. As the ocean "waves," the universe "peoples." Every individual is an expression of the whole realm of nature, a unique action of the total universe. This fact is rarely, if ever, experienced by most individuals. Even those who know it to be true in theory do not sense or feel it, but continue to be aware of themselves as isolated "egos" inside bags of skin.

Along with love, compassion is the face of altruism. It is a feeling from deep in the heart that you cannot bear others’ suffering without acting to relieve it. As compassion grows stronger, so does your willingness to commit yourself to the welfare of all beings, even if you have to do it alone. You will be unbiased in your service to all beings, no matter how they respond to you.
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07/28/2012 08:45 AM
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we will be sipping that coffee together and laughing our asses off while watching everyone panicking.

boss
 Quoting: Sabali


Indeed my friend, indeed.
Love is not the game, life is.
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When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
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07/28/2012 08:46 AM
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Had the same feeling this morning, and it wasn't because I was watching the rerun of the Opening of the Olympic Ceremony on the BBC. For some reason I just felt hysterically happy.
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07/28/2012 08:47 AM
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Had the same feeling this morning, and it wasn't because I was watching the rerun of the Opening of the Olympic Ceremony on the BBC. For some reason I just felt hysterically happy.
 Quoting: hey mikki


Nice! Good for you. dasbier
Love is not the game, life is.
-
When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
Spittin'Cesium

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07/28/2012 08:47 AM

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Is that Mike Hunt?

Sounds like it to me.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
balthuuu (OP)

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07/28/2012 08:50 AM
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Is that Mike Hunt?

Sounds like it to me.
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Sofa King great
Love is not the game, life is.
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When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
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07/28/2012 08:52 AM
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I JUST WANT TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO WRITE THIS IN CAPSLOCK, THANK YOU
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07/28/2012 08:52 AM
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Well you live in Finland as opposed the the Gaza strip so it figures.
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07/28/2012 08:52 AM
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Had the same feeling this morning, and it wasn't because I was watching the rerun of the Opening of the Olympic Ceremony on the BBC. For some reason I just felt hysterically happy.
 Quoting: hey mikki


Nice! Good for you. dasbier
 Quoting: balthuuu



Cheers...I'd email you some real beer but they finished. Mr Bean stole the show..I love the Guy
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07/28/2012 09:57 AM
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When a person can't laugh at people and life's insane moments anymore, that person ceases to be alive and might as well be dead.

Cheers to all, Today is a great day!
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07/28/2012 10:02 AM
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i woke up and jerked off in my mouth and laughed as i smeared shit all over my body then ran naked outside down the street and jumped through my neighbors living room window while masturbating to the skat man song..
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07/28/2012 10:17 AM

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I woke up craving fried bologna.
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07/28/2012 10:21 AM
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My cat has a wooden paw.
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07/28/2012 10:22 AM
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Yesterday I was sick in a tent.
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07/28/2012 10:24 AM
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who was phone?
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07/28/2012 10:27 AM
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i woke up and jerked off in my mouth and laughed as i smeared shit all over my body then ran naked outside down the street and jumped through my neighbors living room window while masturbating to the skat man song..
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..and what happened?

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balthuuu (OP)

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07/28/2012 10:34 AM
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i woke up and jerked off in my mouth and laughed as i smeared shit all over my body then ran naked outside down the street and jumped through my neighbors living room window while masturbating to the skat man song..
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You sir, win.
Love is not the game, life is.
-
When we wake up in this "reality" every morning, we are actually falling asleep, because only in our dreams we are truly awake.
-
We are not our body, nor our mind. We are not the voice in our body, nor our head. We are the the here and now, experiencing without any input from either of the mentioned above.
-
It's not about others forgiving you, but whether you can forgive yourself.
-
It doesn't take much energy to make the wrong decision. But to make the right one, you have to put every fiber of your being to it.
-
I know i have a lot to work on. But knowing that there's no hairy ass man in the clouds to judge me when I have little bit of fun on the expense of someone elses ignorance, makes life a whole lot easier.
The Batman

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07/28/2012 10:37 AM
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Is that Mike Hunt?

Sounds like it to me.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Nah, just Phil McHawk. 5a
Lawlliet Candy

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07/28/2012 10:43 AM
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I woke up ate some eggs and now I feel sick.

D:
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07/28/2012 11:07 AM

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I woke up ate some eggs and now I feel sick.

D:
 Quoting: Lawlliet Candy


I woke up,ate some sick and now I feel eggs.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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07/28/2012 11:09 AM
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Shit dather si os ranmod

Last Edited by omar on 07/28/2012 11:09 AM
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07/28/2012 11:29 AM
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Woke up this mornin,my dog was dead..someone disliked him,and kicked him in the head...I woke up this mornin,my life has changed..blahhhh
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Damn so harsh nobody replied on this yet. Sorry for your loss, hope the sick fuck responsible for this rots in hell
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07/28/2012 11:40 AM
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I'm just getting drunk today. I'll worry about all the other stuff later.

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07/28/2012 12:08 PM
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stoner
As it ever was...
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07/28/2012 12:13 PM
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I woke this morning 12am. Felt everything fine no doom happened. And yesterday was so many shouts about coming doom, shame on you all doomtards
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07/28/2012 12:27 PM
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Jesus came to me in a dream and gave me a list of things to do today:

microwave the neighbor's garbage

learn to speak Alpaca

Paint a cat purple and release it on the subway

Bury the Spoon of Destiny in New Mexico

mail Spy Gerbils to PETA

wear a tinfoil hat to the supermarket and speak in tongues while buying jars and jars of mayonaise

Did anyone else receive this list????
I am learning Alpaca now...will continue with the list until further notice
SNNNUURF GAWAAA MORSHHkIN
(Alpaca for "good day to you")
Spittin'Cesium

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07/28/2012 12:32 PM

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Jesus came to me in a dream and gave me a list of things to do today:

microwave the neighbor's garbage

learn to speak Alpaca

Paint a cat purple and release it on the subway

Bury the Spoon of Destiny in New Mexico

mail Spy Gerbils to PETA

wear a tinfoil hat to the supermarket and speak in tongues while buying jars and jars of mayonaise

Did anyone else receive this list????
I am learning Alpaca now...will continue with the list until further notice
SNNNUURF GAWAAA MORSHHkIN
(Alpaca for "good day to you")
 Quoting: TXtoasted


Bury the Spoon of Destiny here in Mexico [link to ngm.nationalgeographic.com]
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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07/28/2012 12:49 PM
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the path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own SATANIC HERD!

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