Jesus came to me in a dream and gave me a list of things to do today:

microwave the neighbor's garbage

learn to speak Alpaca

Paint a cat purple and release it on the subway

Bury the Spoon of Destiny in New Mexico

mail Spy Gerbils to PETA

wear a tinfoil hat to the supermarket and speak in tongues while buying jars and jars of mayonaise

Did anyone else receive this list????
I am learning Alpaca now...will continue with the list until further notice
SNNNUURF GAWAAA MORSHHkIN
(Alpaca for "good day to you")