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Asteroid on collision path with earth

 
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Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'll make this quick.

I work for an astronomical society based in South America. At 1200hrs today a massive asteroid was spotted heading on a collision course with Earth. The media are expected to make an announcement in the next 5 hours starting with an address from the President of the United States. This is Genuine. Please take this as a friendly warning to prepare beforehand.

The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012.

Respectfully.
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07/29/2012 12:08 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
There are, ahh.. 204,238,853,123 objects currently on an intersect course with Earth, but not to fear, most of them are billions of years in the future!
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
If your in South America why are you posting from the UK?

Can you provide data on the size and location where this will hit the earth...
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07/29/2012 12:10 PM
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:bs:
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bsflag

Although, I wish it weren't..

cruise
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pump2

Add a linky or you stinky
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'll make this quick.

I work for an astronomical society based in South America. At 1200hrs today a massive asteroid was spotted heading on a collision course with Earth. The media are expected to make an announcement in the next 5 hours starting with an address from the President of the United States. This is Genuine. Please take this as a friendly warning to prepare beforehand.

The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012.

Respectfully.
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bsflagbanana2
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'm posting from the UK because I'm both a British Citizen and our systems are configured with a basic GMT format.

The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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07/29/2012 12:12 PM

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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'll make this quick.

I work for an astronomical society based in South America. At 1200hrs today a massive asteroid was spotted heading on a collision course with Earth. The media are expected to make an announcement in the next 5 hours starting with an address from the President of the United States. This is Genuine. Please take this as a friendly warning to prepare beforehand.

The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


How big is 'massive'?
Are we looking at a Tunguska-type event or ELE?

Should I even bother with the tomato plant?
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
K so what you're saying is I will win the lottery and this big ass rock will land on my ass when I go to cash in?
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Also I love how people say to prepare chuckle

Prepare for what? To wait and raise the B.S. flag in 5 hours?

Too late...

5apeace
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'm posting from the UK because I'm both a British Citizen and our systems are configured with a basic GMT format.

The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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whatever
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
A massive BULLSHIT was spotted heading on a collision course with Earth. It comes from Taurus, that´s why they call it BULL shit.

NEXT!
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
K so what you're saying is I will win the lottery and this big ass rock will land on my ass when I go to cash in?
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Something tells me the world would blow up if I were to win the lottery too, hehe
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07/29/2012 12:14 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
So 420 by 272 miles. Right... that would be goodbye earth.
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damned
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'm posting from the UK because I'm both a British Citizen and our systems are configured with a basic GMT format.

The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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That's no asteroid, that's a planetoid!!!

Thanks for the heads up,
guess I don't need to do the dishes afterall. ;-`)
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07/29/2012 12:17 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
GLP EFFECT SAVE US!!!!!
ahhh
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07/29/2012 12:17 PM
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This is no lie. If you don't believe me, keep your rolling news channel on and keep close watch over the next few hours.

2thor has spoken.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'm posting from the UK because I'm both a British Citizen and our systems are configured with a basic GMT format.

The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


That's no asteroid, that's a planetoid!!!

Thanks for the heads up,
guess I don't need to do the dishes afterall. ;-`)
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


chuckle...I like that!
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07/29/2012 12:19 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Can you show anything to confirm your findings? A lil help here would be great sir, credentials, an orbital diagram, anything...

This is pretty big news to swallow without anything backing it up other than your solemn word, I do feel you're being honest however this needs verification asap.

Last Edited by siniXster on 07/29/2012 12:22 PM
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07/29/2012 12:20 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Sorry OP, but something that big and that close wouldn't be so hidden from the millions of astronomers looking at the sky ;)
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
My butt is on collision path with Earth


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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
This is no lie. If you don't believe me, keep your rolling news channel on and keep close watch over the next few hours.

2thor has spoken.
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I won't dignify this thread with a bump.

Oh.... DAMMIT!
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bump
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
According to an asteroid simulator, if this asteroid were to impact in say, London, the crater's border would touch Nottingham.
So relax, it will be over soon...
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07/29/2012 12:21 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
how long before impact?
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Doom on!

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07/29/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Where would it impact? I assume somewhere in southern hemisphere
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07/29/2012 12:23 PM
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Besides, Aug 2 is not August 17th, so.. no doom!
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Glp bans entire block of ip for a few abusive posters yet caters to the lowest common denominator posting. Lol

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