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Asteroid on collision path with earth

 
Anonymous Coward
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The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg.
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stfu

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07/29/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
...and still, no link.
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we're supposed to believe him.. get it?

The troll must create all these threads just for the fun of post count. Or he is taking a test and you are the lab rats. Or both. It would've not be like this if we you weren't hooked on DOOM. These trolls get you by your weak spot.
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07/29/2012 12:43 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Has anyone called Bruce Willis?
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He is busy recovering from his last round of bo-tox...
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Has anyone called Bruce Willis?
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Yeah he said he's retired and to let it kill us all.
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07/29/2012 12:44 PM
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07/29/2012 12:45 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I believe the OP, he sounds like a honest, trustworthy man to me.
If he says the asteroid is gonna hit, is gonna hit, I just want to know where.
siren2
 Quoting: Zombietard

It makes no difference where.

400km's is 40 times larger that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

NOTHING WOULD BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT.

I CALL EPIC BULLSHIT.
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07/29/2012 12:45 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
If there is an asteroid, another race will save the earth how they always do and there you have OLYMPIC DISCLOSURE
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07/29/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I believe the OP, he sounds like a honest, trustworthy man to me.
If he says the asteroid is gonna hit, is gonna hit, I just want to know where.
siren2
 Quoting: Zombietard

It makes no difference where.

400km's is 40 times larger that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

NOTHING WOULD BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT.

I CALL EPIC BULLSHIT.
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NO...NO...not epic BS...Eat...Drink...have doom sex!
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07/29/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'll make this quick.

I work for an astronomical society based in South America. At 1200hrs today a massive asteroid was spotted heading on a collision course with Earth. The media are expected to make an announcement in the next 5 hours starting with an address from the President of the United States. This is Genuine. Please take this as a friendly warning to prepare beforehand.

The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012.

Respectfully.
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cruise
In which delartment does your uncool work???
Anonymous Coward
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07/29/2012 12:49 PM
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Oh and prepare you say? If a hugemongous earthy destroying asteroid id coming what exactly should people be preparing??

When it doesnt happen will you come back here and share with us how dumbo you feel?
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07/29/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
just seen it fly past wow wtf
whatever
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07/29/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I believe the OP, he sounds like a honest, trustworthy man to me.
If he says the asteroid is gonna hit, is gonna hit, I just want to know where.
siren2
 Quoting: Zombietard

It makes no difference where.

400km's is 40 times larger that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

NOTHING WOULD BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT.

I CALL EPIC BULLSHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12786729


I would like to know where.

Will it land on top of me, so I'm obliterated instantaneously? Or will I be aware it his, then be able to see the shockwave and fire engulf me?
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07/29/2012 12:50 PM
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Are you at the Array where if I may, that guy was murdered in front of his home. Head bashed in. 3am. Largest array in the world. he was the head scientist?
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07/29/2012 12:52 PM
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If there is an asteroid, another race will save the earth how they always do and there you have OLYMPIC DISCLOSURE
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Thats a really interesting thought.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Obama and his wife must not get along all that well. She's in England.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
its not a asteroid, theres reports coming in its a giant mothership of some sort.

full disclosure shortly.
..dive dive dive...
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07/29/2012 12:52 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I believe the OP, he sounds like a honest, trustworthy man to me.
If he says the asteroid is gonna hit, is gonna hit, I just want to know where.
siren2
 Quoting: Zombietard

It makes no difference where.

400km's is 40 times larger that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

NOTHING WOULD BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT.

I CALL EPIC BULLSHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12786729


Right you are, oh well, I´m out for some crack and a hooker then...
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07/29/2012 12:53 PM
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Im an astronomer. An asteroid that large hitting so soon would be about as bright as the moon by now which is magnitude -13

This asteroid you said is Magnitude 5-6? I call bullshit on this. EVEN if the asteroid was pure black the glare from it would be immense.

False Alarm. Numbers don't add up. Doom off.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Are you at the Array where if I may, that guy was murdered in front of his home. Head bashed in. 3am. Largest array in the world. he was the head scientist?
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?????????????????????????????
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07/29/2012 12:54 PM

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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'm posting from the UK because I'm both a British Citizen and our systems are configured with a basic GMT format.

The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


So, you are saying it is visible to the naked eye from dark locations.

Please give us it's location.(R.A/Dec/Alt/Az)
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07/29/2012 12:55 PM
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Not saying anything is going to happen but the major media definitely would not warn you of such an event.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Are you at the Array where if I may, that guy was murdered in front of his home. Head bashed in. 3am. Largest array in the world. he was the head scientist?
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?????????????????????????????
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agent...It's like they know!!!
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07/29/2012 12:56 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
its not a asteroid, theres reports coming in its a giant mothership of some sort.

full disclosure shortly.
 Quoting: diveplane


worship
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07/29/2012 12:57 PM

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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I'm posting from the UK because I'm both a British Citizen and our systems are configured with a basic GMT format.

The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


That's no asteroid, that's a planetoid!!!

Thanks for the heads up,
guess I don't need to do the dishes afterall. ;-`)
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OP, provide coordinates so the GLP observatory can track it!
Do this AT LEAST or you are full of chit!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/29/2012 12:57 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
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07/29/2012 12:58 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I believe the OP, he sounds like a honest, trustworthy man to me.
If he says the asteroid is gonna hit, is gonna hit, I just want to know where.
siren2
 Quoting: Zombietard

It makes no difference where.

400km's is 40 times larger that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

NOTHING WOULD BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT.

I CALL EPIC BULLSHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12786729


I would like to know where.

Will it land on top of me, so I'm obliterated instantaneously? Or will I be aware it his, then be able to see the shockwave and fire engulf me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2827602


If it were to land on "top of you", you would be incinerated before it even made impact.
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07/29/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
OP is chatting shit. Location is based on IP address not what timezone you set on your computer.

EPIC FAIL
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07/29/2012 12:59 PM
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sooo the only and first place you decided to post your warning was a conspiracy forum ? hmmm can you smell that
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07/29/2012 12:59 PM

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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


Give the location... i.e., R.A, Dec, Alt, Az

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