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Asteroid on collision path with earth

 
DoubleHelix

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Great! It doesn't help that i am watching 5th Element right now.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
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when is this hitting the MSN... give us some proof man.

:inpact now:
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
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Well then a mass of military will soon start flying over dropping off the elites to the bunkers...could get interesting
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


bump

Just cuz
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Great! It doesn't help that i am watching 5th Element right now.
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Big, baada-boom.
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Has anyone called Bruce Willis?
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Dude...

You'd better call Bruce Willis, AND Chuck Norris...

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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


I think what you meant to say was.



Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth. Beta testing the new Starry Night program is a must.

Respectfully.

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Seriously OP where the hell is this asteroid then if its so bright? That means we'd see it this week brightening each day. I demand coordinates.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


Geee get a break, your messages work like a blueprint, they put your troll face into the light. The less you write the less ugly your troll face is. BTW you have real questions in this thread.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
OP says he is trying to warn people yet fails to provide coordinates. Lol.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


Simulation results

Energy Released: 127669 billion MT (MegaTons of TNT)
(Impact that formed the Earth's Moon: 20 million billion MT)

QUAKE!! Magnitude 15.0 (largest recorded Earthquake: 9.5)

Crater Diameter: 5890.0 km
Crater Depth: 4.0 km

Collisions this energetic occurred only early in the Solar System's history.


From [link to janus.astro.umd.edu]

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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


I love this
Its the crappiest post ever and yet all the kids are on this like flies.
OP, started something and had a bite. So now he has to rethink quickly as how to get this thread going further.

OP, you are doing fine and a good job too.
Don't worry, you can stretch this out as much as you want and change dates as much as you want and still stupid sheep will follow. Just remember to give a little bit of technical info. Not too much but just enough to get a bite.
Cool work bro.
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07/29/2012 01:03 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
He's playing the new Starry Night program, guys. It's not real.
Anonymous Coward
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07/29/2012 01:03 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
we need to call Mila jovovich too
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It's dawn (lighter sky) at 1200hrs. How the hell did you spot an asteroid in the twilight sky down there LOL!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/29/2012 01:03 PM
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
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Coordinates or no doom, but it may be a question of national security so it may not be wise for him to do so. Check the new crops appearing in Europe, they all talk about the 4th as a special date, and something about 2 o 3 days of time missing in august.
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I believe the OP, he sounds like a honest, trustworthy man to me.
If he says the asteroid is gonna hit, is gonna hit, I just want to know where.
siren2
 Quoting: Zombietard

It makes no difference where.

400km's is 40 times larger that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

NOTHING WOULD BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT.

I CALL EPIC BULLSHIT.
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I would like to know where.

Will it land on top of me, so I'm obliterated instantaneously? Or will I be aware it his, then be able to see the shockwave and fire engulf me?
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If it were to land on "top of you", you would be incinerated before it even made impact.
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No shit Sherlock - did you actually READ my post. Dummy
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
OP says he is trying to warn people yet fails to provide coordinates. Lol.
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Give him some time, have mercy, his little troll brain hasn't invented yet the coordinates for you.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
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Holy shit guys he's right! I SAW A POST LEAKED JUST NOW!!
Anonymous Coward
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The media are expected to make an announcement in the next 5 hours starting with an address from the President of the United States. This is Genuine. Please take this as a friendly warning to prepare beforehand.
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Well, at least we'll know it's total BS after this doesn't happen today and we won't be left hanging until Aug 2.
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^^^^THIS^^^^
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I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
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And talk about what to bring into the bunkers!...I heard the pets cannot go...sad!
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


How are you saving lives from what would be (given your numbers) an Earth's-crust liquifying impact event?
Anonymous Coward
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I also work with OP in his mothers basement space laboratory and can confirm that indeed we did take large copious amounts of LSD and DMT and i came down but Jimmy never did and now his is on this tirade about an asteroid impacting earth because he slipper on a puddle of jizz and banged his head that I released while i was inebriated from my sate of psychosis, now he is hiding in the bathroom convulsing about this asteroid shit and wont open the door.
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I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
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Holy shit guys he's right! I SAW A POST LEAKED JUST NOW!!
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show us fool !
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we need to call Mila jovovich too
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she's in case of panic sex? Count me in!
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
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if you were wrong on the projected day of impact does that change the size of the object? Also wouldnt some of it burn off entering the atmosphere?
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Also, i doubt OP would be shown as UK, only because his PC is configured to show GMT times and he is a UK citizen. lolsign
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Someone should teach you about DNS and how intranets work.
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LOL you doom tards will fall for anything. I am actually starting to find this entertaining. Come on OP post more shit to get people going, there is enough retards on this forum to entertain you/us for the night LOL.

I do have to give the OP credit though for mind fucking over 100 different people so far judging from the posts.


HAHAHAHA keep going OP!
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
Where would it impact? I assume somewhere in southern hemisphere
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Detroit would be my guess.
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Im an astronomer. An asteroid that large hitting so soon would be about as bright as the moon by now which is magnitude -13

This asteroid you said is Magnitude 5-6? I call bullshit on this. EVEN if the asteroid was pure black the glare from it would be immense.

False Alarm. Numbers don't add up. Doom off.
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Maybe is made of some exotic neutronic dark matter, that´s why it doesn´t reflect light...
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