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Asteroid on collision path with earth

 
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MegaQuake Could Hit North America

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U.S. fears overdue 'megathrust' earthquake will trigger tsunami and decimate unprepared cities on north-west coast

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Don't listen to the shills people, there is a VERY good chance this is coming. Be alert, VERY alert.
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What is a LERT?. Never heard of it. Animal, Veggie or Mineral?.
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lolatu
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Don't listen to the shills people, there is a VERY good chance this is coming. Be alert, VERY alert.
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Anyone who asks for proof is a shill?
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shill

lol j/k
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Don't listen to the shills people, there is a VERY good chance this is coming. Be alert, VERY alert.
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What is a LERT?. Never heard of it. Animal, Veggie or Mineral?.
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its a asshole opening your the lips on your face.
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Don't listen to the shills people, there is a VERY good chance this is coming. Be alert, VERY alert.
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Anyone who asks for proof is a shill?
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shill

lol j/k
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Who is S. Hill ?
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07/30/2012 04:19 PM
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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shill
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Ass Hole!!!
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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and the thing is, it was a piss poor attempt too. lol
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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'mazing.
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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Don't get to high on yourself dude most knew you were full of shit right off the bat.

Only GLP rookies fall for your bull crap
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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clappa
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


I've been trying to figure out what made this thread run??? Many will say that you are just telling us this because you may create panic...this thread has legs for sure!5a
Hoaxers - well funded and very well organized

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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


and the thing is, it was a piss poor attempt too. lol
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thing is, one could throw this same story up here next week and they still would believe it...


:bend:peace
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my sister had a heart attack over thisshit..she is a very paranoidperson..so the police are tracking ur IP address..attempted murder..and asu would say..thisis DEFINITELY NOT A HOAX..enjoy ur time in jail bastard!!
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


Shame on those who believed you.

But double shame on you for being a dick.
Don't cry wolf too often now child.
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my sister had a heart attack over thisshit..she is a very paranoidperson..so the police are tracking ur IP address..attempted murder..and asu would say..thisis DEFINITELY NOT A HOAX..enjoy ur time in jail bastard!!
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kinda lame attempt..just sayin'
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


Thanks to you actually..You did indeed pry and peek into the Dark Side of humanity and it's affliction of fear and of Imminent Doom. I actually am quite amused how far it went, not surprised just amused. Doom is Everywhere today, around Every corner and in Everyones closet. We all have to try to cope with the overabundance of bad news and look for the good. BTW Never believed Ya. However I do hope one was hurt by this as you WILL be held accountable. Thats the way of the world, people can do crazy things when faced with imminent doom and loss of their lives in a situation they cannot control.

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Belief is what made this thread run. There are people here who believe that the Olympics are going to be bombed and reptiles run the world in secret. C'mon guys, unless you're all on a permanent acid trip, you gotta step away from this shit.

I'm sure lessons will be learn't here though.


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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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I fucking love it! I could not belive your post had the life it did and the best part is not one link! you had people coming to your defense and several were probably bugging out to higher ground! FUCKING EPIC!!! and funny to! Hell you had me going for a few as well! i as well as most couldnt quit reading! ONLY ON GLP!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!! hell it was even pinned!!! bounceb
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Oh, come on fellow GLPer's you didn't really think this was legit, did you?? I never bit on this one, too many people buying into this fake doom. Good job, OP. Well done. You sure didn't make any friends though.
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Belief is what made this thread run. There are people here who believe that the Olympics are going to be bombed and reptiles run the world in secret. C'mon guys, unless you're all on a permanent acid trip, you gotta step away from this shit.

I'm sure lessons will be learn't here though.


moshpit
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It is hard to believe that more than 1 out of 20 believed you...I didn't for a second.
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W​hen the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
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is this where the party is?
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This test has now concluded.
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Yep. The government wanted to test our emergency preparedness levels... and we failed completely as we all sat around on the internet instead of getting ready... lol
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

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I'll make this quick.

I work for an astronomical society based in South America. At 1200hrs today a massive asteroid was spotted heading on a collision course with Earth. The media are expected to make an announcement in the next 5 hours starting with an address from the President of the United States. This is Genuine. Please take this as a friendly warning to prepare beforehand.

The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012.

Respectfully.
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Be ye the master of all that surrounds thee.
Never be mastered by the effects of thy life.
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as for the guy who said the feds are tracking my IP. Good luck! you'll have a hard time proving anything. In fact, no crime was committed. There are posts on here saying that London will be nuked on the 5th of August, Surely that warrants more police attention than the ramblings of a teenager.

I hope the legacy of this thread will live on.
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This test has now concluded.
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NO IT'S still going on......HELP ME I can't stop....
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I visit GLP daily for years to get my daily fix of Asteroid Collision goose bumps.
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as for the guy who said the feds are tracking my IP. Good luck! you'll have a hard time proving anything. In fact, no crime was committed. There are posts on here saying that London will be nuked on the 5th of August, Surely that warrants more police attention than the ramblings of a teenager.

I hope the legacy of this thread will live on.
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MODS... I SUGGEST DELETING THIS ENTIRE THREAD.

peace
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And for questions on this thread,

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