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Asteroid on collision path with earth

 
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I'm posting from the UK because I'm both a British Citizen and our systems are configured with a basic GMT format.

The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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interesting. 5.37 x 5320 kg is something like 26 -27 metric tonnes. A cube of water with a sides of ten feet weigths arout that.

I don't think it would make a big splash, this doesn't add up.
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The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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interesting. 5.37 x 5320 kg is something like 26 -27 metric tonnes. A cube of water with a sides of ten feet weigths arout that.

I don't think it would make a big splash, this doesn't add up.
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check your math...
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How in the hell did this show up again in the pins?
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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AND WE STILL GO ON...By morning this will be the longest thread in history
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18000125


I am leaving for the UK for a conference on Friday....Can I visit you.?


AND THE THREAD GOES ON AND ON

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47 pages and I'm 20 behind, ugh!

The thing that boggles my mind is two things.

1. This could be a coordinated fake event posted on here and other forums.

2. A few legit people trying to make folks aware of a REAL event.

Time will tell.
 Quoting: Saratonin


Let me add:

3. A government litmus test

Litmus (Wikipedia) - The main use of litmus is to test whether a solution is acidic or basic.

In this case, the solution is this "message" and it's reaction (acidic/basic) corresponds to the public's reaction to that message.

(Plus, "they" watch stuff like this to get ideas of what to do, what to say, how to say it, etc. from our reactions and wonderful ideas like litmus tests. :) )
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This is no lie. If you don't believe me, keep your rolling news channel on and keep close watch over the next few hours.

2thor has spoken.
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And the name of it would be?
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Yes, this site has changed colors, in that it just does not flow at all with bright intuitive folks. Almost all have left, but I am not leaving just yet.

Even though the IQ's here have gone from mega to 85. Foul slures only waste my time, as does this bullshit of all quoting others then they put their Three to fourteen words after it. That is not of any use to anyone.

You get some fair info. buzzing about and then its the old same, same, "the jewish people caused all this bad weather" to mess up the markets...... The Illums are who is behind that music.

ALL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE MOST LIKELY IN A MUCH MORE DANGEROUS PLACE THAN ANY OF YOU KNOW. HAVE YOU MADE PLANS TO GO SEE YOUR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS, BROTHERS, GOOD FRIENDS OR MAYBE JUST STOPPED ON THE STREET TO HELP SOMEONE WHO MAY NOT BE HERE NEXT MONTH?

TELL THOSE PEOPLE YOU LOVE THEM! DO NOT GO AND SAY I'M DOING THIS CAUSE SOME ONE TOLD ME TO, CAUSE OLDER DUDE THINKS IT WOULD BE FITTING.

IT IS TIME FOR ME TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS, JUST AS IT IS TIME FOR MANY OF YOU TO DO THE SAME WITHOUT ASKING DETAILS OF WHY...
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


It´s for troll jackasses like you that when someone with a real story come up, no one is going to believe it.

Your story was full of holes anyway, but for some reason people were following it, only to find out that it was just a pile of crap like yourself.

I´m following GLP for quite some time, but it´s turning in a circus full of clowns making fun of people with fake doom dates and shit.

Maybe your life is so empty, that you have the urge to scare people only to have a laugh.... PUHlease... kill yourself already... we dont need more crap in our life.
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Hey Guys, this has been a good laugh. I started this thread as a joke to see how gullible y'all are. You've all been trolled by the delight of a 19 year old with a colourful imagination. 92K views, 44 pages what an epic success.

You guys have gotta stop taking things at face value, i'm sure lessons have been learnt here.

It's been a laugh!

Adieu.
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I two been having Armageddon dreams. I really can't remember my dream in its entirety but I do recall myself among thousands gathered at some the beach watching in disbelif as the Asteroid approaches, many praying and crying. I would always wake up right before the Asteroid collide with Earth.
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I had a dream in 1998, I know it seems random, but it was the worst nightmare, I haven't had anything like it before or since. I'm a terrible sleeper, and I don't remember any dreams, but this terrified me and I wrote it in a journal.

My children were young, and it was in our old house. My kids were watching Xena, Warrior Princess and there was a emergency bulletin on TV. I went outside to our deck where my husband was barbecuing, and started to tell him about it, and a planet or asteroid crashed into the sun, and life all around me stood still, except for me.

I actually made my husband move the barbecue in some twisted logic that this would change things.

We've moved 3 times since and our kids grown.. this was 14 years before I heard about Nibiru or Planet X.

Because of this dream, this thread and previous similar ones freak me out a bit.
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Don't listen to the shills people, there is a VERY good chance this is coming. Be alert, VERY alert.
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Anyone who asks for proof is a shill?
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shill

lol j/k
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Who is S. Hill ?
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not who but where! Silent Hill. lol
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The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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interesting. 5.37 x 5320 kg is something like 26 -27 metric tonnes. A cube of water with a sides of ten feet weigths arout that.

I don't think it would make a big splash, this doesn't add up.
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check your math...
 Quoting: Fire Watch


Not far out though...would be 28.32 tonnes.
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This thread is apparently untrue, however, the question we need to ask is WHY it is getting so much attention. Human consciousness is a large antenna. If that's the case, this story is drawing us all in for some reason or another.
Hecklers & truthers are all posting here. I have read every post & disseminated the actual four posts of data to real astronomers (Brazil, US) for evaluation. Hopefully some amateur guys hop in & tell us what it means & how probable. We know OP's numbers were false. But if there's an inbound object, where is it, what's it's close approach, and diameter/density? I feel like we are about to get popped. If so, can we find the data to support it?

Courtney Brown (farsight.org) ,** not allowed, and John Moore (thelibertyman.com) are all reporting the same type of event that started this thread.

Ideas?

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THIS!!

It's because something is coming and people can sense it...

I do not believe it's an asteroid.
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I believe you're right, it could be August 12/Olympic doom. Obviously people are feeling something.
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Op, please is this Ture or not?
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you really have to ask?
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We all know thesell bullshit from and idiot OP is amusing to see all the idiots that believe in his imaginary rock hiting his ass :)) just saying.

Whays impresive is that there are no nibirutards trying to defend thiscrap!
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I'll make this quick........
you are on a collision course with a B.S. FLAG !!!!!
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We all know thesell bullshit from and idiot OP is amusing to see all the idiots that believe in his imaginary rock hiting his ass :)) just saying.

Whays impresive is that there are no nibirutards trying to defend thiscrap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20572829


Agree, the only way this could be true is if those "in the know" were denying. It is actually more believable now than when he first started the thread. Obviously BS as I have stated from the start.
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Never thought I would say this but this place bores me now. Maybe I have completed the experiment or program and it's time to move on.
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I started coming here less when it seemed like all of the racists and homophobes opened a door and started flocking to this place, flapping their arms and dancing like the bumblebee from the No Rain video.

Some of the actual "conspiracy" threads are still fun though.

But yeah, this place has become nothing more than a site to practice anonymous bigotry in front of a willing audience.
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The asteroid measures 677 km by 439 km and has a mass of 5.37 x 5320 kg. It has a magnitude of +5.4
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interesting. 5.37 x 5320 kg is something like 26 -27 metric tonnes. A cube of water with a sides of ten feet weigths arout that.

I don't think it would make a big splash, this doesn't add up.
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check your math...
 Quoting: Fire Watch


ok I'll check although I should have checked my spelling instead.

10 feet =3.048 meters

that would make a cube of 28.316846592 cubic meters.

A liter of water has a mass of 1 kg.

One cubic meter of water, or 1000 liters has a mass of 1000 kg, or one ton.

So cube of water with a side of ten feet has a mass of 28 tons, 316 kilograms, 847 grams.


5.37 x 5320kg = 28568,4 kg or 28 tons, 568 kg, 400 grams.


So my fast estimate was little off.

cubic root of 28 568.4 liters is 3 meters 5.7 centimeters, or 10.0291 ' OR 10 ' and 0.35 "

0.35 inches off my bad, should have used calculator right away.
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Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


I beli ed you until this. Warning will make no difference. Something of that size is a planetkiller. Warning doesn't help anyone.

Also, changing a date like that pretty much means you got everything wrong about the speed and direction first time you saw it. People like you (and me) know that such a mistake is one that isn't possible to make unless being so retarded that you got the easiest of calculations wrong.
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i read the first few posts and then went to the last page and i will never understand how bullshit like this goes 50 pages in a blink of an eye.

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LOL Just seen this thread...scrolled through a few OP posts...when i read 'Richard Branson' had just turned up...

LMAO!!!!

An asteroid hitting earth...therefore we must ALERT mr Branson at once! LOL (next thought: this OP is a lame, pathetic bullshitter)!

Surely some people must read the title only for this to have had this many hits...the title of doom kinda engages their imagination instantly and therefore they 'instantly' believe?....very curious..

We've been programmed for decades now that whatever 'THE Screen' says is True...and many glp'ers aren't exactly the brightest buttons...this thread is an example of how far glp has slid.
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i read the first few posts and then went to the last page and i will never understand how bullshit like this goes 50 pages in a blik of an eye.

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...because, fear is addicting.

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This thread has gone mega viralbsflag
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i read the first few posts and then went to the last page and i will never understand how bullshit like this goes 50 pages in a blik of an eye.

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prob is this shit could happen prob aint but could be.This site rocks just weed thru the bs.
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Belief is what made this thread run. There are people here who believe that the Olympics are going to be bombed and reptiles run the world in secret. C'mon guys, unless you're all on a permanent acid trip, you gotta step away from this shit.

I'm sure lessons will be learn't here though.


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the only lessons learned would be that even though the internet is a big place, there are only a few websites that even look at space, and how it could afect the earth.

and you have pointed out with this thread, that if anything were to happen only people on glp and those few other website, mite even know about it,let alone have any time to do anything to help themselfs.

this oneway afect of the sharing of information, shows the real need for a group of websites to track space and help all of the people of earth.

we as humans have gained so much in the little time we have had on this planet, why lose it because the rich and wealthy
would rather play games,like you did op, then do real good?
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Agree but I also believe everything happens for a reason and we chose our paths for the learning. We will all be guided to where we are meant to go.
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Azimuth and declination arsehole!
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omg....it must be true...watch and cry

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