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Asteroid on collision path with earth

 
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Its LIVE on CNN.
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This is the part where the OP goes silent because the government just shut down all communications and quarantined the building he is at.

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OP said it was going to hit earth on Thursday and then modified the day of impact by 3 days. Nice work OP!
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I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
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Holy shit guys he's right! I SAW A POST LEAKED JUST NOW!!
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show us fool !
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LMAO But seriously, show us
I see the sadness behind the smile.
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I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this?
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I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this?
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oh ffs.....
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
OP said it was going to hit earth on Thursday and then modified the day of impact by 3 days. Nice work OP!
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Oops wrong BS flag. Funny how you all fall for it. Gotta love GLP.
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I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this?
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Lead by Nancy Lieder?
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I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this?
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operation zeta looks really lame:

[link to org.elon.edu]
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(...)
The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012.
(...)

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
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It looks like the object is deaccelerating maybe with intention of landing not hitting.

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5 U.S Army helicopters have just landed outside, it seems they are coming in force!

From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more.

Respectfully,
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I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this?
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operation zeta looks really lame:

[link to org.elon.edu]
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Satanic infiltrators
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Maybe Blossom Goodchild can arrange some evacuation by aliens?? alien16alien11
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I also work with OP in his mothers basement space laboratory and can confirm that indeed we did take large copious amounts of LSD and DMT and i came down but Jimmy never did and now his is on this tirade about an asteroid impacting earth because he slipper on a puddle of jizz and banged his head that I released while i was inebriated from my sate of psychosis, now he is hiding in the bathroom convulsing about this asteroid shit and wont open the door.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
(...)
The Scientists over here have predicted that the Asteroid will make impact with Earth at approximately 2200hrs GMT on 2nd August 2012.
(...)

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
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It looks like the object is deaccelerating maybe with intention of landing not hitting.

coffee4
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OH CRAP!!!...DADDY IS COMING...Gotta go!!...You know how he is with that whole wrath thing!
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
5 U.S Army helicopters have just landed outside, it seems they are coming in force!

From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more.

Respectfully,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


much respect, brother.

keep us updated, i want to know exactly where its gonna land.

so that i can stand underneath it and end this retarded misery.
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that is no asteroid its an pot of heney with winnie the pooh in it floting in space with MIB on it i think you make thins up to be famous burce wills guy for that.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this?
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I'll shed a torch light if it's your anus.
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
I've been told that 'Operation Zeta' is under way, can anybody shed any light on this?
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operation zeta looks really lame:

[link to org.elon.edu]
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


lmao
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
5 U.S Army helicopters have just landed outside, it seems they are coming in force!

From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more.

Respectfully,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20648243


much respect, brother.

keep us updated, i want to know exactly where its gonna land.

so that i can stand underneath it and end this retarded misery.
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Ya know, you have the right, for now, to exercise your 2nd amendment right... just saying...
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Friends,

Early simulations are showing that the impact zone will be in the south Atlantic sea area. Again, I must stress that this is not a hoax. We must alert as many as possible before time runs out.

Furthermore, our early calculations for the day of impact were wrong, it seems the Asteroid will enter our atmosphere on either the 4th of August or the 5th. Our operations manager is currently in contact with Washington discussing the scenario in depth.

Respectfully.
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Well then a mass of military will soon start flying over dropping off the elites to the bunkers...could get interesting
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oh for sure. I would watch where Bill Gates and some of these ultra elites are at. When Rockefeller and them all go poof then you know something is up.

Cannot remember where this sight was, but people who see celebrities take a photo then post it online from there phone. I laughing here, but then again its like, who is flying into Denver.
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that is no asteroid its an pot of heney with winnie the pooh in it floting in space with MIB on it i think you make thins up to be famous burce wills guy for that.
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What???...trans_sign
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bring it on
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Not often I do this but... bsflag
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I am not able to release any more information at this time, i'm putting my life at risk posting here. I feel though, it is my duty to warn people as early as i can to save lives.

Update 1 The Office of Sir Richard Branson has been in contact within the last 10 minutes.

Update 2 Formal representatives from the white house are expected to arrive within an hour to discuss the situation.
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Holy shit guys he's right! I SAW A POST LEAKED JUST NOW!!
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link?
..dive dive dive...
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right in the sea tween china and india poof 3 billion useless eaters gone in one shot
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And all of Walmarts suppliers! Woo hoo!
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07/29/2012 01:26 PM
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Guys, another one?
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Re: Asteroid on collision path with earth
5 U.S Army helicopters have just landed outside, it seems they are coming in force!

From first glance, it looks like Clinton is here with a team of suited individuals of whom I do not recognize. I'm being called to take part in Operation zeta now. I'll update when i know more.

Respectfully,
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Why the fuck would Clinton be there? Now, Operation Zeta? Is Nancy your Mom? You better quit before she finds out your playing games on her PC.
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My sources high up confirm this.
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