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I know how the Chinese swimmers are shattering records....SCANDALOUS!!!

 
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I know how the Chinese swimmers are shattering records....SCANDALOUS!!!
Pretty simple really....Chinese Milk!

It's loaded up with MELAMINE!
So they drink the Melamine milk, their skin is almost a solid plastic sheet, zoom! zip through the water even better than those polyurethane speed skin swimsuits that are banned.

It's brilliant in it's simplicity...plastic skin!


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Here's the plastic skin chick...

I'm tellin yas...the Chinese are clever..plus they don't care if the plastic skin formula is toxic, they got a billion more where she came from!

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Who fuckin ONE STARRED ME!!!....BASTARD!!!

Someone on from China...
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Makes them fireproof as well....


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Sounds like some kind of super soldier.
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there must be a chink in their armour?
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Greysians live.
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I swam next to a chicken once ... Pfffh gl with it.
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Makes them fireproof as well....


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Sounds like some kind of super soldier.
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Uhhhm hummm...raises their Nitrogen levels too...makes them lighter...

Plus you ever notice how messy spills just wipe right off Chinese swimmers?....that's a dead giveaway right there.

Know what "Ye Shiwen" means in Chinese?..."durable attractive yet affordable surface"..

I'm tellin ya....we're onto sumthin here...

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there must be a chink in their armour?
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Possibly...I will watch closely this afternoon when their other super swimmer chick "Formicasan Li Chin" is racing...see if sumthin's up...
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yeah and those plastic dishes use to be all the rage.I had a whole dinnerware set made of it.
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You do actually watch the Olympics?
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They're fake blow up dolls SHR in case you hadn't looked too closely. lol!
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yeah and those plastic dishes use to be all the rage.I had a whole dinnerware set made of it.
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Still got em?....run a test...take a bunch of them and duct tape em all over yourself and then try swimming, get back to us...I bet you will go a shit ton faster than anyone else in the water.
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Who fuckin ONE STARRED ME!!!....BASTARD!!!

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You do actually watch the Olympics?
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Sure I do!...the Olympics are great!...why don't you ninnies put all your bullcrap aside for a few and just enjoy some sport once in awhile!.....it's not really an Illuminatti pagent that will hypnotize you into running around like a chicken or any junk....

Hol on...I must run around like a chicken for a few minutes...brb...
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They are better at it, deal with it.
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They're fake blow up dolls SHR in case you hadn't looked too closely. lol!
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Nah, that's the JAPS!...;)
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Know what "Ye Shiwen" means in Chinese?..."durable attractive yet affordable surface"..

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SHR, you're actually too good for this place.
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Re: I know how the Chinese swimmers are shattering records....SCANDALOUS!!!
yeah and those plastic dishes use to be all the rage.I had a whole dinnerware set made of it.
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Still got em?....run a test...take a bunch of them and duct tape em all over yourself and then try swimming, get back to us...I bet you will go a shit ton faster than anyone else in the water.
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I dont know about the swimming part but those things were practically indestructible.Unless you accidentally melted them.
The newer versions arent nearly as durable but then neither is anything else.
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They are better at it, deal with it.
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Teach us how, cause your country sucks at everything!
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They are better at it, deal with it.
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What's Argentina going to win at this year? Is deflating your currency an Olympic event yet?

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yeah and those plastic dishes use to be all the rage.I had a whole dinnerware set made of it.
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Still got em?....run a test...take a bunch of them and duct tape em all over yourself and then try swimming, get back to us...I bet you will go a shit ton faster than anyone else in the water.
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I dont know about the swimming part but those things were practically indestructible.Unless you accidentally melted them.
The newer versions arent nearly as durable but then neither is anything else.
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1001 uses...you make a good point as well...they keep that water cool for a reason...if they ran the races in like a
hot tub?...the Chinese swimmers would get all gooey, probably melt a few...
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Re: I know how the Chinese swimmers are shattering records....SCANDALOUS!!!
I don't believe for a second that a girl -even if she is five foot eight, 140 lbs
has strength to beat Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte. There is not a single woman that can equal a world champion man in swimming. Woman are just not as strong and I am a woman saying this! She is basically a girl, not even a woman yet.

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