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BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20637802 United Kingdom 07/29/2012 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! OK let's make this quick. My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing. So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week. He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth. He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn. So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait. Two weeks max before it gets here.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 11696035 Canada 07/29/2012 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nya nya nya nyan
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6493646 United States 07/29/2012 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! well, the fucker better be litter-box trained and declawed
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20637802 United Kingdom 07/29/2012 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! He said NASA have asked the Italians if a big enough lasagne would be possible to at least slow it down.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 18942426 United States 07/29/2012 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! another the boy who cries wolf and it not a space cat its a spacestaion with candy and doughnuts and i belive they will stop make up stuff or they get arrsted by the police or get bannd forver right dudes and friends.
Zombietard User ID: 20508364 Argentina 07/29/2012 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! here kitty kitty
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 07/29/2012 02:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! OK let's make this quick. My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing. So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week. He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth. He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn. So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait. Two weeks max before it gets here. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20637802 GARFIELD LIVES :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 20637802 United Kingdom 07/29/2012 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! another the boy who cries wolf and it not a space cat its a spacestaion with candy and doughnuts and i belive they will stop make up stuff or they get arrsted by the police or get bannd forver right dudes and friends. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18942426 That makes no sense. The kitty is getting closer and closer.
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 07/29/2012 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! OK let's make this quick. My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing. So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week. He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth. He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn. So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait. Two weeks max before it gets here. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20637802 GARFIELD LIVES Quoting: THE INQUISADOR Last time he was here the Dinosaurs were killed off. The Tunguska event was just a giant turd from him. :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20093547 United States 07/29/2012 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! this united kingdom guy needs to be banned, he has 3 or 4 other threads going on with info about the supposed asteroid; on one he is an astronomer, another one his daddy works for intel, next one is a dream, now his son told him, BAN HIM,this is ridiculous spreading chaos.
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1577310 United States 07/30/2012 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! this united kingdom guy needs to be banned, he has 3 or 4 other threads going on with info about the supposed asteroid; on one he is an astronomer, another one his daddy works for intel, next one is a dream, now his son told him, BAN HIM,this is ridiculous spreading chaos. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20093547 Do we need to change the cat box before he comes home?. :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20888349 United Kingdom 07/30/2012 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!! OK let's make this quick. My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing. So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week. He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth. He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn. So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait. Two weeks max before it gets here. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20637802 Excellent! Every sane person loves cats!
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