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BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!

 
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07/29/2012 02:48 PM
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BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
OK let's make this quick.

My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing.

So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week.

He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth.

He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn.

So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait.

Two weeks max before it gets here.
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07/29/2012 02:50 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nya nya nya nyan
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Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
well, the fucker better be litter-box trained and declawed
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07/29/2012 02:52 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
He said NASA have asked the Italians if a big enough lasagne would be possible to at least slow it down.
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07/29/2012 02:56 PM
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another the boy who cries wolf and it not a space cat its a spacestaion with candy and doughnuts and i belive they will stop make up stuff or they get arrsted by the police or get bannd forver right dudes and friends.
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07/29/2012 02:58 PM
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here kitty kitty
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07/29/2012 02:59 PM

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Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
OK let's make this quick.

My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing.

So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week.

He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth.

He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn.

So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait.

Two weeks max before it gets here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20637802


GARFIELD LIVES
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07/29/2012 03:00 PM
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another the boy who cries wolf and it not a space cat its a spacestaion with candy and doughnuts and i belive they will stop make up stuff or they get arrsted by the police or get bannd forver right dudes and friends.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18942426


That makes no sense.

The kitty is getting closer and closer.
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07/29/2012 03:01 PM

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Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
OK let's make this quick.

My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing.

So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week.

He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth.

He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn.

So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait.

Two weeks max before it gets here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20637802


GARFIELD LIVES
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Last time he was here the Dinosaurs were killed off. The Tunguska event was just a giant turd from him.
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07/29/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
this united kingdom guy needs to be banned, he has 3 or 4 other threads going on with info about the supposed asteroid; on one he is an astronomer, another one his daddy works for intel, next one is a dream, now his son told him, BAN HIM,this is ridiculous spreading chaos.
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07/30/2012 12:26 PM

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this united kingdom guy needs to be banned, he has 3 or 4 other threads going on with info about the supposed asteroid; on one he is an astronomer, another one his daddy works for intel, next one is a dream, now his son told him, BAN HIM,this is ridiculous spreading chaos.
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Do we need to change the cat box before he comes home?.
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07/30/2012 12:28 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!!!MASSIVE SPACE CAT HEADING FOR EARTH!!!!!
OK let's make this quick.

My son works for an Internet traffic analysis company that keep tabs on trends in usage and security for several banks, that sort of thing.

So any way over the weekend he payed a visit and told me about some thing that's getting his work buzzing over the last week.

He said that a spike in USSPACECOM "leaked" an e-mail about a giant space cat heading on a collision course with Earth.

He said that there's no point in hiding or anything because the size of this thing means that when it gets here the planet will be nothing more than a cosmic ball of yarn.

So that's it. Kiss your loved ones goodbye and wait.

Two weeks max before it gets here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20637802


Excellent!

Every sane person loves cats!

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