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A&E's "Storage Wars" is FAKE!

 
Barry
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A&E's "Storage Wars" is FAKE!
[link to www.storagewarsisfake.com]

Although it may not come as a huge surprise that "reality" TV is somewhat contrived, Storage Wars has taken it to a new level that places the entire industry in doubt.

Storage Wars is an American reality television series on the A&E Network that premiered in 2010. The show features auctioneers Dan Dotson and Laura Dotson, as well as auction hunters Dave Hester, Darrell Sheets, Barry Weiss, and the team of Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante. When rent is not paid on a storage locker for three months in California, the contents are sold by an auctioneer as a single lot of items. The show follows professional buyers who purchase the contents based only on a five-minute inspection and what they can see only from the door when it is opened. The goal is to turn a profit on the merchandise.

Great concept, and the show is entertaining, the only problem being the show is completely fake. And I mean 100% phony...as for Brandi's breasts, the jury's still out on that one.

Personally, I suspect they're real and they're spectacular!

The show was started by Dan Dotson and his wife, Laura. Dan and Laura Dotson appear in every episode as the auctioneer and his wife. Dan has been been playing this role for nearly 40 years and is the owner of American Auctioneers.

....con't @

[link to www.storagewarsisfake.com]
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07/30/2012 10:02 AM
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It be funny is a locker was filled with boxes, that had smaller boxes, than had even small empty boxes on in them.
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Fake or not, it's entertaining and they play the hell out of it here. ALL reality TV is scripted to some degree.
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07/30/2012 10:05 AM
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Most of those shows are staged. It is so freakin obvious!
Lizard Lick Towing, World's Worst Tenants are other staged shows. Probably based on actual cases but not real time. Mindless crap for the mindless masses. Nothing to watch on TV- EVER! Unless AMC or TCM are playing old movies, i dont watch.
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07/30/2012 10:07 AM
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What about 'Dog the Bounty Hunter'? Please don't tell me that he's a phony too :(((
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All "reality" tv is fake. So is the evening news. No big secret.
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NOOOO!

Don't even say that!

I fucking love Storage Wars!

When are we getting the new episodes BTW? I'm desperate for them!!!!
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07/30/2012 10:32 AM
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I would so love to fuck Laura senseless
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cruise
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All "reality" tv is fake. So is the evening news. No big secret.
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Surely this doesn't include the Olympic games !!!???
Or...... THE NEWS!!!!???? :P
EJF
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Yon think?
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They take everyday activities and slather it with soap opera like filler, and make a show out of it. Conclusion: TV is dead.
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All "reality" tv is fake. So is the evening news. No big secret.
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This. Along with all the people on Jerry Springer and those judge shows.
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This summarizes what the media industry thinks of their customers.

They provide us with useless dribble because either we aren't worth a better effort or they think we are stupid and will watch whatever they put on the tube.

Accept it and watch
or
Reject it and turn it off

They monitor what your TV is tuned into, shock them with some new choices. LOL

Currently mine is on a music only channel. No campaign ads.
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All "reality" tv is fake. So is the evening news. No big secret.
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This. Along with all the people on Jerry Springer and those judge shows.
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NOOO!!! STOP IT!!! My world is collapsing !!!
EJF
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I would so love to fuck Laura senseless
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Eww, nasty. You couldn't pay me to do that.
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I would so love to fuck Laura senseless
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Eww, nasty. You couldn't pay me to do that.
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My MILF dream
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I kinda figured...

My gf has been trying to get me to go to one of these auctions to buy a locker and I told her that it's probably not a good idea since everyone and their mom is likely doing it because of the show. Demand drives prices up. That's exactly why those auctioneers started this fucking show.
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[link to www.storagewarsisfake.com]

Although it may not come as a huge surprise that "reality" TV is somewhat contrived, Storage Wars has taken it to a new level that places the entire industry in doubt.

Storage Wars is an American reality television series on the A&E Network that premiered in 2010. The show features auctioneers Dan Dotson and Laura Dotson, as well as auction hunters Dave Hester, Darrell Sheets, Barry Weiss, and the team of Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante. When rent is not paid on a storage locker for three months in California, the contents are sold by an auctioneer as a single lot of items. The show follows professional buyers who purchase the contents based only on a five-minute inspection and what they can see only from the door when it is opened. The goal is to turn a profit on the merchandise.

Great concept, and the show is entertaining, the only problem being the show is completely fake. And I mean 100% phony...as for Brandi's breasts, the jury's still out on that one.

Personally, I suspect they're real and they're spectacular!

The show was started by Dan Dotson and his wife, Laura. Dan and Laura Dotson appear in every episode as the auctioneer and his wife. Dan has been been playing this role for nearly 40 years and is the owner of American Auctioneers.

....con't @

[link to www.storagewarsisfake.com]
 Quoting: Barry 11438968



wow no shit

so is acution kings auction hunters
storage wars. storage wars texas
hardcorepawn pawn stars
ultimate survivor
americam chopper. etc
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teevee?

regulated?

gtfo!

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I just read the site. The guy running that site isn't any better, trying to capitalize on the popularity of this and other shows for hits.

He might as well write about the sky being blue.

He goes on about how fake it all is and that none of the participants are really involved, they're actors and extras. Fine, most people understand this anyway. But then he goes on about how they're breaking laws regarding bid rigging etc. Well if its all a scripted show with actors then where is the "real" auction and bidding that would make that law relevant to the topic? He contradicts himself but I imagine that he doesn't care, its just filler for his "site".
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dog was great until he got a wife , that swinette must have dentures and no gag reflex , lots of hawt lithe friends dog can fuck , a big pile of cash or all three
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Well DUH. Theres nothing real about Hollywood. Thats why they were picked to fake the holocaust and to brainwash the public with misinformation.
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The only reality show that is not totally fake is "Cops" and I bet they don't show it if anyone gets away from the Police. I also suspect like "Bait Car" they know exactly where to go to catch something interesting for the cameras since you don't see a cop with nothing to do.
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Yeeeeeep
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Shows on the horizon: The Physics of Quantum Mechanics, The Birds of British Columbia, The Return of Greg Palast, The Wonderful World of Insects, The Vancouver Stand-up Comedy Special, The Physics of Football, The Mythology of Fairies and Gnomes, The Science of Fungi & Mushrooms, The Secret History of Torture and The Physics of Universal Foam [link to www.therussellscottshow.com]
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All reality television means they have non unionized writers on the show. Reality TV was designed to get around having to work with the Writers Guild here in America and I would assume elsewhere.
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All "reality" tv is fake. So is the evening news. No big secret.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19176150


Surely this doesn't include the Olympic games !!!???
Or...... THE NEWS!!!!???? :P
 Quoting: Edgar J Friendly


Please, Storage Wars WILL be included in the next Olympic games, shoot IT WILL BECOME THE ENTIRE OLYMPIC games. Which would you rather watch, a dancing horse or Brandi's boobs err I mean her handling Jarrod and bidding with a cool head
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Haven't watched House Hunters since I found out that was a fake. The people on the show have already bought a house and HGTV comes up with two other houses for them to look at.

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