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A&E's "Storage Wars" is FAKE!

 
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Don't buy from the (A&E's) programs advertisers, simple as that? Do not buy from their advertisers. I can't stand these
people same with those filthy tards doing that Las Vegas
pawnshop crap, the asshole sells counterfeit crap on ebay.
So avoid these yellow crooked nosed, wrinkled skeined bitches.

Never put your valuables in a storage locker for these yellowed titty assed whiny assed fucks to confiscate at pennies on the dollar.
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Don't buy from the (A&E's) programs advertisers, simple as that? Do not buy from their advertisers. I can't stand these
people same with those filthy tards doing that Las Vegas
pawnshop crap, the asshole sells counterfeit crap on ebay.
So avoid these yellow crooked nosed, wrinkled skeined bitches.

Never put your valuables in a storage locker for these yellowed titty assed whiny assed fucks to confiscate at pennies on the dollar.
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Repomen are going to be bail bondsmen too...show is expanding, lol.
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No shit it's fake. The company that owns the lockers is required by law to inventory the locker and send that notice to the owner. They know every single thing that's in it and you are a complete idiot to think they would auction off anything of value.
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Although it may not come as a huge surprise that "reality" TV is somewhat contrived, Storage Wars has taken it to a new level that places the entire industry in doubt.

Storage Wars is an American reality television series on the A&E Network that premiered in 2010. The show features auctioneers Dan Dotson and Laura Dotson, as well as auction hunters Dave Hester, Darrell Sheets, Barry Weiss, and the team of Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante. When rent is not paid on a storage locker for three months in California, the contents are sold by an auctioneer as a single lot of items. The show follows professional buyers who purchase the contents based only on a five-minute inspection and what they can see only from the door when it is opened. The goal is to turn a profit on the merchandise.

Great concept, and the show is entertaining, the only problem being the show is completely fake. And I mean 100% phony...as for Brandi's breasts, the jury's still out on that one.

Personally, I suspect they're real and they're spectacular!

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..as for Brandi's breasts, the jury's still out on that one.
Personally, I suspect they're real and they're spectacular!
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You need to get over your oedipal complex. Brandi more than likely sets up a gloryhole at the storage lockers to give head to big black thingies. The little hoe.
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People, get a grip. Of course the concept is real. Some people make a living buying lockers and selling the contents. No question about it. But the Storage Wars TV show is just that. A TV show. The show depicts what can/might happen at an auction. My retired mom is a resident mgr of a storage facility that they filmed at. The crew set-up a day in advance of filming and scoped out the place. They had access to empty lockers for filming. Multiple trucks showed up with "merchandise". A catering company was there along with tents and staging areas. It was a full blown TV production. On the day of filming, every scene that you see from the first shots of the actors arriving in their vehicles to the conclusions are rehearsed and taped. Extra's were there to act as spectators and bidders. It was done during weekdays. Also, as CA law mandates, any storage locker lien sale has procedures that have to be followed. Once the locker has been delinquent, proper notification has to be sent to the tenant about the pending sale. When all requirements have been met, the mgr has to enter the unit and inspect its contents. Any illegal items (drugs, weapons, etc..) have to be removed and reported to the authorities. Also, any motor vehicles, which includes boats and jet ski's (actually, anything with a VIN) has to be handled separately and cannot be part of the locker auction. And as already mentioned, a winner cannot enter the locker to "check it out" until after all fees have been paid. The TV show is scripted/staged in its entirety. No money changes hands because no real auctions have taken place. No money is made or lost. Yes, some of the actors have their own businesses, but they are paid actors for the show. The "finds" that you see on the show are there for your entertainment. They are usually items of interest or unusual things to keep the viewers watching. Again, it is a TV show folks! The "experts" that they use are real businesses. The experts and Brandi's hoots are about the only "real" things on this show! LOL

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Three Pages and not a proper "YUUUP!"
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I have known Jarrod & brandy for years.I have even seen Jarrod smack the fuck out of her in our living room.He is not an actor but he is an asshole.He has his hands in all kinds off different shit.Brandy is cute now,you should have seen her when she was younger,she was chubby & fugly.I could go on for days with jarrod stories trust me.If anyone else knows them please tell some of your Jarrod stories.
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I have known Jarrod & brandy for years.I have even seen Jarrod smack the fuck out of her in our living room.He is not an actor but he is an asshole.He has his hands in all kinds off different shit.Brandy is cute now,you should have seen her when she was younger,she was chubby & fugly.I could go on for days with jarrod stories trust me.If anyone else knows them please tell some of your Jarrod stories.
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Can you indulge us with a Jarrod story?

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Wasn't that brandy chick a stripper?
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[link to www.storagewarsisfake.com]

Although it may not come as a huge surprise that "reality" TV is somewhat contrived, Storage Wars has taken it to a new level that places the entire industry in doubt.

Storage Wars is an American reality television series on the A&E Network that premiered in 2010. The show features auctioneers Dan Dotson and Laura Dotson, as well as auction hunters Dave Hester, Darrell Sheets, Barry Weiss, and the team of Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante. When rent is not paid on a storage locker for three months in California, the contents are sold by an auctioneer as a single lot of items. The show follows professional buyers who purchase the contents based only on a five-minute inspection and what they can see only from the door when it is opened. The goal is to turn a profit on the merchandise.

Great concept, and the show is entertaining, the only problem being the show is completely fake. And I mean 100% phony...as for Brandi's breasts, the jury's still out on that one.

Personally, I suspect they're real and they're spectacular!

The show was started by Dan Dotson and his wife, Laura. Dan and Laura Dotson appear in every episode as the auctioneer and his wife. Dan has been been playing this role for nearly 40 years and is the owner of American Auctioneers.

....con't @

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its a tv show so yea i figured it was scripted big time
i dont care tho. its about the fun stuff they find and just the show is fun. i mean obviously you suck as a buyer if you pay 100s of dollars to go somewhere for an auction that might make you like 300 dollars lol
its still dope tho

and the breasts are fake
wtf why do you even think they are real?!
ever heard of newton? he has some laws :P
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All "reality" tv is fake. So is the evening news. No big secret.
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This. Along with all the people on Jerry Springer and those judge shows.
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I watched three days in a row of Dr.Phil and determined his show is a fraud, too.
The people are actors, their issues contrived.
Even if he has a real person as a guest, the show is still a scripted fraud.

I agree, almost everything you can think of on TV that is purportedly real is Jerry Springer level fake.
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It be funny is a locker was filled with boxes, that had smaller boxes, than had even small empty boxes on in them.
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I did that once with my cousin's christmas present..

The last boxes got vacuumed together and it literally took my dad and uncle 15 minutes to get them apart because the box for the item he got was thin and they didn't want to use a knife.
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I have known Jarrod & brandy for years.I have even seen Jarrod smack the fuck out of her in our living room.He is not an actor but he is an asshole.He has his hands in all kinds off different shit.Brandy is cute now,you should have seen her when she was younger,she was chubby & fugly.I could go on for days with jarrod stories trust me.If anyone else knows them please tell some of your Jarrod stories.
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Can you indulge us with a Jarrod story?
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He is a prick who will try to come up on you any chance he gets.My business dealings with him always left me with an empty pocket and a sore ass.He always treated brandy like shit and cheated on her all the time.I do find it funny that it appears she wears the pants now in the relationship.I wont get to specific because i still have to see them through family and friends.
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Wasn't that brandy chick a stripper?
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NO
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When Brandi showed her ass in a thong on national TV I have to agree I would hit it too

FYI: Its the show were Jarrod Schulz is sick, Brandi And him try to make quick work of the auction Jarrod finds some thing and say hey check this out then the camera crew zooms in and Brandi bends over and sure enough her ass is full moon with a skimpy t-back on
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I have known Jarrod & brandy for years.I have even seen Jarrod smack the fuck out of her in our living room.He is not an actor but he is an asshole.He has his hands in all kinds off different shit.Brandy is cute now,you should have seen her when she was younger,she was chubby & fugly.I could go on for days with jarrod stories trust me.If anyone else knows them please tell some of your Jarrod stories.
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Can you indulge us with a Jarrod story?
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He is a prick who will try to come up on you any chance he gets.My business dealings with him always left me with an empty pocket and a sore ass.He always treated brandy like shit and cheated on her all the time.I do find it funny that it appears she wears the pants now in the relationship.I wont get to specific because i still have to see them through family and friends.
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fair enough. lol.. I can't imagine Jarrod as a tough guy.. he's small and looks like a pussy. Of course I'm 6'3 and 240.
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Im 6ft 240 & built as well,jarrod is a small little puke.Jarrod always surrounded himself with his "posse"Of bigger guys.He has NO redeming qualitys at all.He is very cunning like a shark,viper,or my best analogy would be like a evil version of the superhro Flash.He moves so quick and fucks you in the ass before you know it.All you see is a flash and your ass hurts.I have to say i am not a hater but i was really pissed to see him get on a show.He will be getting good paydays after the 3rd season.Brandy needs to run fast away from him but there is kids involved.
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That article is retarded, it says absolutely nothing.

They don't even point out a single thing or have an facts to back of their lack of anything said. Jeezus that is horrible "journalism" it's probably just some fat guy in his basement making shit up.
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That article is retarded, it says absolutely nothing.

They don't even point out a single thing or have an facts to back of their lack of anything said. Jeezus that is horrible "journalism" it's probably just some fat guy in his basement making shit up.
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oh thanks! lol

Here's my bio: [link to www.westcoasttruth.com]

and btw, there is a second article. What happened here was that I wrote this as a simple entertainment piece and it went viral so-to-speak with over 135,000 reads. Am I supposed to trash it? Does it make you smile or think? Then it's done its job.
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That article is retarded, it says absolutely nothing.

They don't even point out a single thing or have an facts to back of their lack of anything said. Jeezus that is horrible "journalism" it's probably just some fat guy in his basement making shit up.
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oh thanks! lol

Here's my bio: [link to www.westcoasttruth.com]

and btw, there is a second article. What happened here was that I wrote this as a simple entertainment piece and it went viral so-to-speak with over 135,000 reads. Am I supposed to trash it? Does it make you smile or think? Then it's done its job.
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hehe i hear you man, i just HAVE to believe it's real since I've seen like every episode!! :D lol
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I would so love to fuck Laura senseless
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Eww, nasty. You couldn't pay me to do that.
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My MILF dream
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lmaocruise
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I kinda figured...

My gf has been trying to get me to go to one of these auctions to buy a locker and I told her that it's probably not a good idea since everyone and their mom is likely doing it because of the show. Demand drives prices up. That's exactly why those auctioneers started this fucking show.
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I believe that too.
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That article is retarded, it says absolutely nothing.

They don't even point out a single thing or have an facts to back of their lack of anything said. Jeezus that is horrible "journalism" it's probably just some fat guy in his basement making shit up.
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oh thanks! lol

Here's my bio: [link to www.westcoasttruth.com]

and btw, there is a second article. What happened here was that I wrote this as a simple entertainment piece and it went viral so-to-speak with over 135,000 reads. Am I supposed to trash it? Does it make you smile or think? Then it's done its job.
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Well done, Mr. Scott.
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Im 6ft 240 & built as well,jarrod is a small little puke.Jarrod always surrounded himself with his "posse"Of bigger guys.He has NO redeming qualitys at all.He is very cunning like a shark,viper,or my best analogy would be like a evil version of the superhro Flash.He moves so quick and fucks you in the ass before you know it.All you see is a flash and your ass hurts.I have to say i am not a hater but i was really pissed to see him get on a show.He will be getting good paydays after the 3rd season.Brandy needs to run fast away from him but there is kids involved.
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Now that's a description.
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People, get a grip. Of course the concept is real. Some people make a living buying lockers and selling the contents. No question about it. But the Storage Wars TV show is just that. A TV show. The show depicts what can/might happen at an auction. My retired mom is a resident manager of a storage facility that they filmed at. The crew set-up a day in advance of filming and scoped out the place. They had access to empty lockers for filming. Multiple trucks showed up with "merchandise". A catering company was there along with tents and staging areas.

It was a full blown TV production. On the day of filming, every scene that you see from the first shots of the actors arriving in their vehicles to the conclusions are rehearsed and taped. Extra's were there to act as spectators and bidders. It was done during weekdays. Also, as CA law mandates, any storage locker lien sale has procedures that have to be followed. Once the locker has been delinquent, proper notification has to be sent to the tenant about the pending sale. When all requirements have been met, the manager has to enter the unit and inspect its contents. Any illegal items (drugs, weapons, etc..) have to be removed and reported to the authorities. Also, any motor vehicles, which include boats and jet ski's (actually, anything with a VIN) has to be handled separately and cannot be part of the locker auction.

A winner cannot enter the locker to "check it out" until after all fees have been paid. The TV show is scripted/staged in its entirety. No money changes hands because no real auctions have taken place. No money is made or lost. Yes, some of the actors have their own businesses, but they are paid actors for the show. The "finds" that you see on the show are there for your entertainment. They are usually items of interest or unusual things to keep the viewers watching.

Again, it is a TV show folks! The "experts" that they use are real businesses. The experts and Brandi's hoots are about the only "real" things on this show! LOL

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