Do you suffer from these symptoms? You may qualify

We at the global institute of health have developed a cure and are looking for qualified participants. If you suffer from any or all of the following symptoms you may sign up for this new study.

-Do you frequently visit conspiracy sites?
-Do you commonly us acronyms such as WTH and SHTF?
-Do you suffer from grandiose delusions such as I am awake and
tomorrow or the next day I will assend?
-Do you often have panic sex?
-Do you worry that your bug out bag may not be complete?
-Do you suffer from anxiety when real doom is expected and depression when doom doesn't come?
-Do you experience bouts of rage when the BS flag is raised in a thread you just posted?
-Do you sit on the edge of your seat scrolling through threads and hitting the refresh button every 10 seconds living in fear that you might miss some important doom?

If you answered yes to any of these questions you may be suffering from doomititis and we at the global institute of health have developed a new drug called BO666 commonly referred to as the bug out pill.

Side effects may include low energy, decreased libido, loss of interest with doom like scenario's and a zombie like state.