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Barack Obama's Slave Ancestry Discovered By Researchers! Its official...He's Black!

 
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Well, for those who thought of him as half white can now count on him getting the reperations rolling!


President Obama's ancestry has always been a hot topic. Between the birther debates that the Supreme Court dismissed last month to the country's differing opinions about his race, the commander-in-chief's biological roots have long been a hot-button issue.

But the most recent discovery into the president's complicated genealogy will likely fuel even more chatter.

According to the New York Times, a team of genealogists have discovered the president's slave ancestry.

As the son of a Kenyan father and white American mother, Obama is an African-American in the most literal sense. But until now Obama's African American cred in a more contemporary sense had been a source of debate, since unlike most American blacks he was not thought to have descend directly from enslaved Africans.

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I guess his mom doesn't count.

Women ain't nuthin in Obamamerika.

Git in the back o the bus, ho!

Oh wait. That's Israel.
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Ohh boy, if he didnt need to be hoisted higher to look good.

"However, the researchers say that not only did the president descend from an enslaved African, his ancestor was likely the first ever documented black slave in America."
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Ohh boy, if he didnt need to be hoisted higher to look good.

"However, the researchers say that not only did the president descend from an enslaved African, his ancestor was likely the first ever documented black slave in America."
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His black side is pretty much moot.

It's the white, maternal side that REALLY matters.

Ocommie is an Illuminatus, just like EVERY other U.S. President. And that's on the WHITE side, not the BLACK side.

I ain't buying the "first-ever documented black slave in America" line either; that sounds like concocted bullshit.
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Ohh boy, if he didnt need to be hoisted higher to look good.

"However, the researchers say that not only did the
president descend from an enslaved African, his ancestor was
likely the first ever documented black slave in America."


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It changes nothing.


The chimps would still follow Hussein off a cliff because they
share half the same skin color as him.

welfaremom

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HHHHAAAAAA!
Its all bullshit!
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obama whoppers taste good

mmm, mmm, mmm
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Ohh boy, if he didnt need to be hoisted higher to look good.

"However, the researchers say that not only did the
president descend from an enslaved African, his ancestor was
likely the first ever documented black slave in America."


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 Quoting: Nostril Domus
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It changes nothing.


The chimps would still follow Hussein off a cliff because they
share half the same skin color as him.

welfaremom

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


Thats a nice family!!hidb
J/K
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well now - that changes everything - since many originally voted for him only because they thought he was black - and no other reason - now it is official - he is black and those that voted the first time due to his blackness will really vote this time for him
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So Punch was a Sex Slave for White Women? Obviously he was at least banging some white chicks.
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This is how he's trying to slip around the birth certificate issue...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Ohh boy, if he didnt need to be hoisted higher to look good.

"However, the researchers say that not only did the
president descend from an enslaved African, his ancestor was
likely the first ever documented black slave in America."


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 Quoting: Nostril Domus
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It changes nothing.


The chimps would still follow Hussein off a cliff because they
share half the same skin color as him.

:welfaremom:

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


Is that your Wife and Children? They look good. Boy, your wife must be tired. Give her a break.
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Black Men have been tapping that White ass since the beginning of America. FACT.
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Punch was Punching some Caucasian cervix.
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absolute bullshit

most ridiculous thing I ever read
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Well, for those who thought of him as half white can now count on him getting the reperations rolling!


President Obama's ancestry has always been a hot topic. Between the birther debates that the Supreme Court dismissed last month to the country's differing opinions about his race, the commander-in-chief's biological roots have long been a hot-button issue.

But the most recent discovery into the president's complicated genealogy will likely fuel even more chatter.

According to the New York Times, a team of genealogists have discovered the president's slave ancestry.

As the son of a Kenyan father and white American mother, Obama is an African-American in the most literal sense. But until now Obama's African American cred in a more contemporary sense had been a source of debate, since unlike most American blacks he was not thought to have descend directly from enslaved Africans.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: Nostril Domus


And that changes...WHAT?

Newsflash- most people already thought of him as "black." FYI...(in case you hadn't heard that.)
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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So Punch was a Sex Slave for White Women? Obviously he was at least banging some white chicks.
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even Napoleon's sister liked to be carried around naked by a big black guy.
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Brothers are all up in that White pussy 24/7 anyway,

And IT IS GOOD.

Like a Virgin.
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There it is! His "Missing Link" to The United States of America!!!
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

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It has taken 4 years to find this out.
Amazing how its right before the coming election
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It has taken 4 years to find this out.
Amazing how its right before the coming election
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Exactly! Like a fucking magician pulling a rabbit out of the hat! Of course it had to be the first slave! How fitting, the first slave and the first black prezodent!
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The story reeks as an effort to buy votes.
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Genealogists’ Shock Claim: Obama Is Likely a Descendant of the First American Slave (Through His Mother!)

The discovery is the result of years of research by Ancestry.com genealogists who, through early Virginia records and DNA analysis, linked Obama to John Punch. An indentured servant in Colonial Virginia, Punch was punished for trying to escape his servitude in 1640 by being enslaved for life. This marked the first actual documented case of slavery for life in the colonies, occurring decades before initial slavery laws were enacted in Virginia.

In the 372 years since, many significant records have been lost – a common problem for early Virginia (and the South in general) – destroyed over time by floods, fires and war. While this reality greatly challenged the research project, Ancestry.com genealogists were able to make the connection, starting with Obama’s family tree.

[link to www.theblaze.com]
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The story reeks as an effort to buy votes.
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Genealogists’ Shock Claim: Obama Is Likely a Descendant of the First American Slave (Through His Mother!)

The discovery is the result of years of research by Ancestry.com genealogists who, through early Virginia records and DNA analysis, linked Obama to John Punch. An indentured servant in Colonial Virginia, Punch was punished for trying to escape his servitude in 1640 by being enslaved for life. This marked the first actual documented case of slavery for life in the colonies, occurring decades before initial slavery laws were enacted in Virginia.

In the 372 years since, many significant records have been lost – a common problem for early Virginia (and the South in general) – destroyed over time by floods, fires and war. While this reality greatly challenged the research project, Ancestry.com genealogists were able to make the connection, starting with Obama’s family tree.

[link to www.theblaze.com]
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


No doubt it is. Next they will claim Romneys Grandpaw was Hitler..
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Well, for those who thought of him as half white can now count on him getting the reperations rolling!


President Obama's ancestry has always been a hot topic. Between the birther debates that the Supreme Court dismissed last month to the country's differing opinions about his race, the commander-in-chief's biological roots have long been a hot-button issue.

But the most recent discovery into the president's complicated genealogy will likely fuel even more chatter.

According to the New York Times, a team of genealogists have discovered the president's slave ancestry.

As the son of a Kenyan father and white American mother, Obama is an African-American in the most literal sense. But until now Obama's African American cred in a more contemporary sense had been a source of debate, since unlike most American blacks he was not thought to have descend directly from enslaved Africans.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: Nostril Domus


And that changes...WHAT?

Newsflash- most people already thought of him as "black." FYI...(in case you hadn't heard that.)
 Quoting: Serenity777


And i guess you havent heard that they are saying he is ken to the first slave! And me saying he is black now was sarcasm, i know its hard to see on a forum!
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This may sound like Bull Shit but CNN just said he was kin
to the first slave in the U.S. on his white Mothers side
of the family. WTF WTH WTF.
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Black Men have been tapping that White ass since the beginning of America. FACT.
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And white men have been using black women for the only thing they're good for.....cooking and cleaning.
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Black Men have been tapping that White ass since the beginning of America. FACT.
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You couldn't get a white chick if you got two welfare checks.
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The story reeks as an effort to buy votes.
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Genealogists’ Shock Claim: Obama Is Likely a Descendant of the First American Slave (Through His Mother!)

The discovery is the result of years of research by Ancestry.com genealogists who, through early Virginia records and DNA analysis, linked Obama to John Punch. An indentured servant in Colonial Virginia, Punch was punished for trying to escape his servitude in 1640 by being enslaved for life. This marked the first actual documented case of slavery for life in the colonies, occurring decades before initial slavery laws were enacted in Virginia.

In the 372 years since, many significant records have been lost – a common problem for early Virginia (and the South in general) – destroyed over time by floods, fires and war. While this reality greatly challenged the research project, Ancestry.com genealogists were able to make the connection, starting with Obama’s family tree.

[link to www.theblaze.com]
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


So his ancestor was a criminal also.

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