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God is a girl

 
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Gaddafi and his son are dead. They witnessed cruelty despite begging for mercy.

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Thread: This is it! It starts in 14 minutes now prrrrepare!!! Do you feel it??? (Page 2)

Next year more interesting part of Revelation starts to unfold. This time with sunrise above your head.

Nostradamus - Century X-74

Au reuolu du grand nombre septiesme,
Apparoistra au temps ieux díHecatombe:
Non esloigné du grand aage milliesme,
Que les entrez sortiront de leur tombe.

The year of the great seventh number accomplished,
It will appear at the time of the games of slaughter:
Not far from the great millennial age,
When the buried will go out from their tombs.


Welcome to story about the biggest spiritual schism in history of mankind ...

Episode 1 - Your true God is


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Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

ó Metta Sutta
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bsflag God is an Illuminati psyop
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no

androgynous
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why not, just like in basic :D
IF then SHE

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Which god?
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Girls are sugar and spice, and everything nice, that's what girls are made of...

Georgey Porgie, pudding and pie, chased the girls and made them cry...

I can sleep better tonight, 18th century poetry finally makes sense.

Aaahhh...
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How do you know God is a splitarse?

Has she(he?) shown you her minge?
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
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Has she(he?) shown you her minge?
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We're in it.
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What you would call "God" is neither male nor female, nor would any such label apply, or any other label for that matter. Why, labeling it in any way is nothing short of an insult, trying to restrict it conceptually like that! The shame!
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Why would a being who can create galaxies with their thought need reproductive organ?
The cat who can use keyboard.
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perhaps our universe is also a living being
perhaps many of them form another organism..
looking forward to find out

abduct
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You're outta your new age fuckin mind.
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Episode 2 - waiting in darkness

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Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

ó Metta Sutta
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Loving God not Devil
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

ó Metta Sutta
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How do you know God is a splitarse?

Has she(he?) shown you her minge?
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rofl In fact yes.
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ó Metta Sutta
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Episode 3 - for miracle

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Morning Musume - Say Yeah! Motto Miracle Night (More Miraculous Night)

Taijuukei notte nan ja korya nan ja korya
Daietto nante imi nee night
Renaikan datte mirakuru mirakuru
Angai issho de ureshii night
Kore hodo hyou keisan ga hatsuiku shita
Konpyuutaa demo
Onna no ko no nyuansu wa
Waridasenai!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume no tobira wa zettai!
Baby! (Baby!)
Jibun de hirakou! Mirakuru!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo shinjite zenshin!
Fire! (Fire!)
Motto chikazuku sa!

Saishinkei tatte na ja korya nan ja korya
Ki ni innakerya imi nee night
Daigyakuten datte mirakuru mirakuru
Zenin itchi de daikettei
Are hodo tekichuu suru tenki yohou no
Gakushasan demo
Onna no ko no kimagure wa
Yochi dekinai!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo yume to shinaide
Baby! (Baby!)
Jibun de hirakou! Mirakuru!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo miyou yo dekkai!
Fire! (Fire!)
Motto mirakuru naito!

Seishun wo ouka suru shokun ni tsugu
Wareware wa kanzen ni tanoshinde iru
Saa shokuntachi mo tomo ni
Tanoshimou dewa nai ka!

Zenin issho ni mirakuru mirakuru
(Zenin issho ni mirakuru mirakuru)
Zenin issho ni mirakuru mirakuru
(Zenin issho ni mirakuru mirakuru)

Zenin issho ni mirakuru mirakuru
Zenin issho ni mirakuru naito
Zenin issho ni mirakuru mirakuru
Zenin issho ni mirakuru naito

Come on a baby!
Come on a fire!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume no tobira wa zettai!
Baby! (Baby!)
Jibun de hirakou! Mirakuru!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo shinjite zenshin!
Fire! (Fire!)
Motto hirakou! Miracle!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo yume to shinaide
Baby! (Baby!)
Jibun de hirakou! Mirakuru!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo miyou yo dekkai!
Fire! (Fire!)
Motto mirakuru naito!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume no tobira wa zettai!
Baby! (Baby!)
Jibun de hirakou! Mirakuru!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo shinjite zenshin!
Fire! (Fire!)
Motto hirakou! Miracle!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo yume to shinaide
Baby! (Baby!)
Jibun de hirakou! Mirakuru!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Yume wo miyou yo dekkai!
Fire! (Fire!)
Motto mirakuru naito!

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I get on the scales Ė it looks as if, it looks as if
My diet's been useless tonight
Love is a miracle, a miracle
For some reason, weíre happy together tonight
Computers have come a long way
But even they
Canít calculate
The nuances of girls

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Open the door to our dreams
Baby! (Baby!)
All by yourself! Itís a miracle!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Believe in your dreams and move forward!
Fire! (Fire!)
Youíll get closer!

Iíll give the latest ďinĒ thing a miss
There's no point if it doesn't interest me tonight
Itís a sudden change, but itís a miracle, a miracle
The determination of all of us together
Even all those meteorologists
Who get the weather forecasts right everytime
Canít predict
The whims of girls!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Donít just dream your dreams!
Baby! (Baby!)
Unlock them yourself! Itís a miracle!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Letís dream big!
Fire! (Fire!)
A more miraculous night!

This goes out to everyone who sings their praises about youth
Weíre totally enjoying ourselves!
Hey, why donít all of you
Have fun with us?

All together Ė Itís a miracle, itís a miracle
(All together Ė Itís a miracle, itís a miracle)
All together Ė Itís a miracle, itís a miracle
(All together Ė Itís a miracle, itís a miracle)

All together Ė Itís a miracle, itís a miracle
All together Ė Itís a miracle, a miracle night
All together Ė Itís a miracle, itís a miracle
All together Ė Itís a miracle, a miracle night

Come on a baby!
Come on a fire!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Open the door to our dreams
Baby! (Baby!)
All by yourself! Itís a miracle!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Believe in your dreams and move forward!
Fire! (Fire!)
Open it further! Itís a miracle!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Donít just dream your dreams!
Baby! (Baby!)
Unlock them yourself! Itís a miracle!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Letís dream big!
Fire! (Fire!)
A more miraculous night!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Open the door to our dreams
Baby! (Baby!)
All by yourself! Itís a miracle!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Believe in your dreams and move forward!
Fire! (Fire!)
Open it further! Itís a miracle!

Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Donít just dream your dreams!
Baby! (Baby!)
Unlock them yourself! Itís a miracle!
Say yeah! (Yeah!)
Letís dream big!
Fire! (Fire!)
A more miraculous night!

Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

ó Metta Sutta
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To mighty goddess Isis7 (sending private message is restricted to paying members)

I'm my self this proof and I will prove it in few days ohyeah
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

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that explains the silent treatment i get every time i ask for signs
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He made us in his own image. He has the same anatomy we have on a higher level.

His Christ is fully a man as well as fully God.
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He made us in his own image. He has the same anatomy we have on a higher level.

His Christ is fully a man as well as fully God.
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Episode 4 - of your sunrise.

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Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

ó Metta Sutta
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god is female to males whom become 1 with their Creator self and male to females whom become 1 with their Creator self...its called divine feminine and divine masculine...they kingdom of god is within YOU and as symbolism on the outside...why do you think katy perry has blue hair in the wide awake video...so the title to this thread is only for males...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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God is not a man or a woman lol. Isnt this common sense?

He made us in his own image. He has the same anatomy we have on a higher level.

His Christ is fully a man as well as fully God.
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John 20:17
Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.'"

The trinity = paganism.
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Gaddafi and his son are dead.
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First You name this thread 'God is a girl' then you Identify him as non female and call him 'he'.
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God is not a man or a woman lol. Isnt this common sense?

He made us in his own image. He has the same anatomy we have on a higher level.

His Christ is fully a man as well as fully God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13374317


John 20:17
Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.'"

The trinity = paganism.
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god is ET,the sons of god saw the daughters of men and the negative bloodline was created from the mixture...their were ufos in the bible,who do you think god is part of...Elijah got on one,one led the israelite's through the desert by night and by day and even gave the people manna/potassium iodide KI crystals which look like white colander seeds to guard against the radiation from the fiery pillar by night and cloud by day...the mary/jesus virgin birth story goes back to the artificially inseminated 200 of the Caucasus mountains who didn't have their hymen broken because all it took was a pinhole to get them pregnant and have virgin births of negative blood...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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bsflag God is an Illuminati psyop
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You are just as wrong as the idiot blasphemer who says that God is a girl.
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What you would call "God" is neither male nor female, nor would any such label apply, or any other label for that matter. Why, labeling it in any way is nothing short of an insult, trying to restrict it conceptually like that! The shame!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314


God made MAN in HIS image.
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god is female to males whom become 1 with their Creator self and male to females whom become 1 with their Creator self...its called divine feminine and divine masculine...they kingdom of god is within YOU and as symbolism on the outside...why do you think katy perry has blue hair in the wide awake video...so the title to this thread is only for males...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg
this also is a scientific metaphor hidden in layers of the bibles multiple meanings of the stories...the metaphysical science...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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the god you all refer to as god is nothing more than a machine.. the true god is alive and ever present though most dont know him and also deny him..
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