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God is a girl

 
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Yes, God is a black woman.

Yes, the games are the olympics.

Yes, he's referring to the explosion in the sky, or the UFO's.
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i worship women anyway
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Why would a being who can create galaxies with their thought need reproductive organ?
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He did that masturbating !

RA Myth, ra shot his sperm toward unreacheable isis

Then the Milky yak way was born !

So in the biggining God Jerked off!

Probably looking him-herself in a mirror...

In Greek occult Myth God was an androgenic centaur who fucked itself later giving birth the universe ...

And so with many Ancient religions ...

(La Puñeta Cosmica) The cosmic jerkoff jerkit
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No, Jesus is not a girl There's no proof for any other gods.
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Episode 5 - Raptor

"The God who beheld everything, and also man: that God had to die! Man cannot endure it that such a witness should live."

— Friedrich Nietzsche (Thus Spoke Zarathustra, 67. The Ugliest Man)



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Gaddafi and his son are dead.
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First You name this thread 'God is a girl' then you Identify him as non female and call him 'he'.
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Gaddafi and his son are two witness from Revelation.
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
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God id dog spelled backwards
NO GOD IS THE MOON
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GOD IS GE AND YE BEST BAE PREY-ING. OR SUM THANG. FEAR IS POPULAR.


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WHITE TOWN - YOUR WOMAN

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god is female to males whom become 1 with their Creator self and male to females whom become 1 with their Creator self...its called divine feminine and divine masculine...they kingdom of god is within YOU and as symbolism on the outside...why do you think katy perry has blue hair in the wide awake video...so the title to this thread is only for males...
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Very interesting and sounds fair xxx

Oxx

Thanks for that beautiful insight ;)

hf
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God is an invisible presence in the world, but it's not of the world. Everytime someone thinks of god as a kind of form, or personality misses past god by infinite miles.
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Most people don't realize that when they hate god for their difficult life they feed the entities that feed on anger, those people are left empty. To hate actual god is impossible because as soon as it embraces the mind it becomes totally absorbed by it, the surrender isn't even existent as a notion, it easily blows the ego away.

God is the ultimate mystery, unknown thing for the mind so of course it cannot be similar to earthly personalities. It's literally like the light and the dark, imagine the ego/the mind/the Earth-You is the darkness and god is the light, when light comes the darkness isn't there, the darkness got filled with light, it was a space devoid of light.

When we awaken god's light fill ego's empty space as we for the first time in a very long time see the meaning to life.
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Most people don't realize that when they hate god for their difficult life they feed the entities that feed on anger, those people are left empty. To hate actual god is impossible because as soon as it embraces the mind it becomes totally absorbed by it, the surrender isn't even existent as a notion, it easily blows the ego away.

God is the ultimate mystery, unknown thing for the mind so of course it cannot be similar to earthly personalities. It's literally like the light and the dark, imagine the ego/the mind/the Earth-You is the darkness and god is the light, when light comes the darkness isn't there, the darkness got filled with light, it was a space devoid of light.

When we awaken god's light fill ego's empty space as we for the first time in a very long time see the meaning to life.
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Scio etiam liberales non se esse maxime liberales. Me et optimates tui, et vide, et quod ideo nos sumus kooks forte impar fortasse ultimam esse.
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Beautiful ^^ That's me, I'm a dude.

Much love, hf tee-hee! ;)

5a

Greetings from ÅÅÅ
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Episode 6 - Rapture

When Zarathustra arrived at the nearest town which adjoineth the forest, he found many people assembled in the market-place; for it had been announced that a rope-dancer would give a performance. And Zarathustra spake thus unto the people:

I teach you the Superman. Man is something that is to be surpassed. What have ye done to surpass man?

All beings hitherto have created something beyond themselves: and ye want to be the ebb of that great tide, and would rather go back to the beast than surpass man?

What is the ape to man? A laughing-stock, a thing of shame. And just the same shall man be to the Superman: a laughing-stock, a thing of shame.

Ye have made your way from the worm to man, and much within you is still worm. Once were ye apes, and even yet man is more of an ape than any of the apes.

Even the wisest among you is only a disharmony and hybrid of plant and phantom. But do I bid you become phantoms or plants?

Lo, I teach you the Superman!

The Superman is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: The Superman shall he the meaning of the earth!

I conjure you, my brethren, remain true to the earth, and believe not those who speak unto you of superearthly hopes! Poisoners are they, whether they know it or not.

Despisers of life are they, decaying ones and poisoned ones themselves, of whom the earth is weary: so away with them!

Once blasphemy against God was the greatest blasphemy; but God died, and therewith also those blasphemers. To blaspheme the earth is now the dreadfulest sin, and to rate the heart of the unknowable higher than the meaning of the earth!

Once the soul looked contemptuously on the body, and then that contempt was the supreme thing:—the soul wished the body meagre, ghastly, and famished. Thus it thought to escape from the body and the earth.

Oh, that soul was itself meagre, ghastly, and famished; and cruelty was the delight of that soul!

But ye, also, my brethren, tell me: What doth your body say about your soul? Is your soul not poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency?

Verily, a polluted stream is man. One must be a sea, to receive a polluted stream without becoming impure.

Lo, I teach you the Superman: he is that sea; in him can your great contempt be submerged.

What is the greatest thing ye can experience? It is the hour of great contempt. The hour in which even your happiness becometh loathsome unto you, and so also your reason and virtue.

The hour when ye say: “What good is my happiness! It is poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency. But my happiness should justify existence itself!”

The hour when ye say: “What good is my reason! Doth it long for knowledge as the lion for his food? It is poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency!”

The hour when ye say: “What good is my virtue! As yet it hath not made me passionate. How weary I am of my good and my bad! It is all poverty and pollution and wretched self-complacency!”

The hour when ye say: “What good is my justice! I do not see that I am fervour and fuel. The just, however, are fervour and fuel!”

The hour when we say: “What good is my pity! Is not pity the cross on which he is nailed who loveth man? But my pity is not a crucifixion.”

Have ye ever spoken thus? Have ye ever cried thus? Ah! would that I had heard you crying thus!

It is not your sin—it is your self-satisfaction that crieth unto heaven; your very sparingness in sin crieth unto heaven!

Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the frenzy with which ye should be inoculated?

Lo, I teach you the Superman: he is that lightning, he is that frenzy!—

When Zarathustra had thus spoken, one of the people called out: “We have now heard enough of the rope-dancer; it is time now for us to see him!” And all the people laughed at Zarathustra. But the rope-dancer, who thought the words applied to him, began his performance.

— Friedrich Nietzsche (Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Prologue 3)



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— Metta Sutta
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Episode 7 - TEOTWAWKI

To be, or not to be an angel, that is the question:
Whether take troubles from Sea and consume them in heart-ache.


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Invocation ceremony on London olympic stadium almost failed. Ritual was like one big joke filled with fire, evil, ugliness and stupid symbolism. This comedy couldn't be meant seriously and TPTB were only making fun from whole planet or are completely incompetent.

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Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

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If sides of a cube increase by 48% in the 4th dimension then god must be one of 3 sexes not including a woman with dick or a man with a cunt.

One can only assume it's a combination of all 4?

But if you count no sex as a sex then god is one of 5 sexes.
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Lyrically
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that would explain why everything is batshit insane
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no god has like 50 dicks
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Merlin Stone - When God (1976)
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When God was a Woman
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Episode 8 - Nobody is perfect

Then finally someone has realized that Ra rised from water of Nu and Nut is mother of Isis and Osiris

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and Horus has suprisingly risen as a joker ...


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Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
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God has brought his daughter to earth this time, she has been found by some, she is the woman of scars
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Episode 9 - Satya Yuga

... Symbiote is too young and host sustained serious injury during transformation (with some chance to be healed according to Revelation). She is still quite competitive and enjoys playing with spiritual masters, but is not able to imprisone your soul into dragon body or let darkness take over your heart and doesn't possess any significant siddhis to seduce you. The so called Beast has even cute ears (two pairs of wings shaped as ears) instead of horns and small funny wings on her back.

If you are interested in hell, it is up to you to find out source of all suffering and rescue other beings to the source of all happiness like Buddha and other angels did.

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Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
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How tight is God's pussy?
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Which God is that? Jack ass.
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6/5/12

Dreaming I was me a woman, but then I changed into a man, and back to woman and back to man.
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Final episode - Double Inside Out Loop

People will not be able to say, "Look, here it is!" or "There it is! That is because the kingdom of God is inside you.

- Luke 17:21


Now I can finally explain hidden meaning of the chapter 12 in the Book of Revelation. It describes how to become pegasus pony through magical Double Inside Out Loop. Here is the evidence:

sun ... Holy Spirit ... Rainbow
woman ... feminine (good) part of subtle body ... Megan
dragon ... masculine (evil) part of subtle body ... Tirek
male with iron rod ... host (human body) ... Monkey King/Scorpan (soul ... Spike)
beast ... symbiote (masculine part surrenders to feminine - angel) ... pegasus pony like Firefly

Performing Double Inside Out Loop is dangerous and requires you to lose heart in order to make it prison for evil not to be able to hurt others anymore. You will create there small hell hole and turn entering suffering into your heavenly body through Holy Spirit, which you will carry in your ears and big upper wings and it's quite like holding your heart above your head as a sun, which fills your winged body with immense happiness and love accumulating in your lower wings on the back and then shinning for other beings. Light red color of the body is caused by direct connection between muladhara and ajna (third eye).

and here is my progress:

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Single Loop (nirvikalpa samadhi) unicorn ponies are also great. They experience heaven in their hearts.

Because there is nothing to attain, bodhisattvas rely on Prajnaparamita, and their minds have no obstructions. With no obstructions, they have no fears. Because they are far removed from backward dream-thinking, their final result is Nirvana.

- Prajnaparamita Hrdaya Sutra


See your Double Inside Out Loop to the highest Underworld.
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How tight is God's pussy?
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as an eye of a needle
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta

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