Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,572 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,873,449
Pageviews Today: 2,505,735Threads Today: 397Posts Today: 8,264
08:56 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

God is a girl

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1385799
United States
10/07/2012 06:02 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
OP? was wondering if you like to go half and half on renting a BACKHOE to dig our own hole to hell? God is anything he wants to be and as a girl he must be super fine! Im guessing gods got a sticky note next to his panty drawers for that HOT date he plans on showing you.s226
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17090286
United States
10/07/2012 06:04 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl


[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25084779
United States
10/07/2012 06:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Gaddafi and his son are dead. They witnessed cruelty despite begging for mercy.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Thread: This is it! It starts in 14 minutes now prrrrepare!!! Do you feel it??? (Page 2)

Next year more interesting part of Revelation starts to unfold. This time with sunrise above your head.

Nostradamus - Century X-74

Au reuolu du grand nombre septiesme,
Apparoistra au temps ieux d’Hecatombe:
Non esloigné du grand aage milliesme,
Que les entrez sortiront de leur tombe.

The year of the great seventh number accomplished,
It will appear at the time of the games of slaughter:
Not far from the great millennial age,
When the buried will go out from their tombs.


Welcome to story about the biggest spiritual schism in history of mankind ...

Episode 1 - Your true God is


IMAGE ( [link to imageshack.us] )



[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Alestes


God is male because He is the active agent of creation, He forms and makes with the Word of His mouth, He conceives all creation with a though, and it becomes so, because He wills it.
The feminine is the passive agent of procreation, she conceives with the aid of another, with no control over the result.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17090286
United States
10/07/2012 06:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
4 pages of people not getting the joke.

Haruhi is an anime where a young girl happens to be able to destroy and recreate the world on her whim. So a small group of people have to keep this teenage girl entertained lest the world be destroyed and recreated.
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/07/2012 12:56 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
In this realm a Soul which was in a physical body once can not become an Angel, the Soul cannot
transform into that, again in this realm, I repeat that firmly.

- Revelations of an Elite Family Insider 2005


bsflag


[link to www.youtube.com]

Heavenly peace
Angelic love
(white)Angelic beauty(white)
Eternal flame



[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/07/2012 01:01 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
OP? was wondering if you like to go half and half on renting a BACKHOE to dig our own hole to hell? God is anything he wants to be and as a girl he must be super fine! Im guessing gods got a sticky note next to his panty drawers for that HOT date he plans on showing you.s226
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1385799


Yes, I gave my heart to Devil to torture me there forever and I commited this cruelty on my Soul for you.
Now you can become Gods embodiment too.hf
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/07/2012 01:02 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
4 pages of people not getting the joke.

Haruhi is an anime where a young girl happens to be able to destroy and recreate the world on her whim. So a small group of people have to keep this teenage girl entertained lest the world be destroyed and recreated.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


NWO = world recreated as a perfect body
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/13/2012 08:39 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
That which is below is like that which is above that which is above is like that which is below to do the miracles of one only thing.
- Emerald Tablet



[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to imageshack.us]

I am Sailor Moon, the champion of justice. In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil... and that means you!
- Sailor Moon



[link to www.youtube.com]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- Batman

Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 300884
Sweden
10/13/2012 08:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
4 pages of people not getting the joke.

Haruhi is an anime where a young girl happens to be able to destroy and recreate the world on her whim. So a small group of people have to keep this teenage girl entertained lest the world be destroyed and recreated.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Haruhi Suzumiya is the name of the girl. I just watched this anime, and the associated movie too.

It's very funny! I recommend it, unless Japanese school girl cuteness anime is offensive to your religion.
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/14/2012 07:42 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Are you afraid of hell? Eternal pain? Adonai?

Would you like to be His angel instead of liberated soul?

Are you able to suffer forever for Him?


[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/14/2012 09:53 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
bump for coming Hot Date

They worshipped the dragon because it had given the beast its authority. They worshipped the beast and said, “Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”

- Revelation 13:4


If you are confused from contents of this thread or haven't followed it yet, here is small summary:

1) There are two ways contrary to each other of how to unite and escape reincarnation on earth.
2) Nirvikalpa samadhi is human spiritual Sagarmatha, but some birds can fly even higher.
3) This fact will cause TEOTWAWKI next year.
4) I am young light dragon lady in adult human male body.
5) Angels have horns and tails.

For more information please watch Journey to the West, Sailor Moon, Suzumiya Haruhi, Sora no Otoshimono, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Fate Stay Night, Haibane Renmei, My Little Pony, Star Gate SG1, Book of Revelation series and Avatar, Superman, Batman, Star Wars, both London olympic ceremonies, Ghibli movies especially Nausicaa and visit Denver airport gallery, Hundred Dragon Hall (Maitreya Hall) at the Buddha Tooth Relic Temple in Singapore and Bohemian Grove.


[link to www.youtube.com]

Maitreya - New Age messiah will ...

1) be a dragon.
2) be able to fly like every superhero (not my case yet, but I work hard to manage)

All others are fake. Only real one will lead you to hell and you will follow her!
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
eatinmraw
User ID: 13951732
United States
10/14/2012 10:04 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
that explains the silent treatment i get every time i ask for signs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5276524





it also explains why the world is in turmoil too. BLD...Bitches Love Drama.
ohappy
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 3776212
United States
10/14/2012 10:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Gaddafi and his son are dead. They witnessed cruelty despite begging for mercy.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Thread: This is it! It starts in 14 minutes now prrrrepare!!! Do you feel it??? (Page 2)

Next year more interesting part of Revelation starts to unfold. This time with sunrise above your head.

Nostradamus - Century X-74

Au reuolu du grand nombre septiesme,
Apparoistra au temps ieux d’Hecatombe:
Non esloigné du grand aage milliesme,
Que les entrez sortiront de leur tombe.

The year of the great seventh number accomplished,
It will appear at the time of the games of slaughter:
Not far from the great millennial age,
When the buried will go out from their tombs.


Welcome to story about the biggest spiritual schism in history of mankind ...

Episode 1 - Your true God is


IMAGE ( [link to imageshack.us] )



[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Alestes


God mad woman in her image
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25956539
Austria
10/20/2012 11:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Áno!!to som ja!:Dako si to mohol citit??
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/27/2012 06:35 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
we have 55 days ... and angels are animals


[link to www.youtube.com]

Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls full of the seven last plagues spoke with me. “Come,” he said, “I will show you the bride, the Lamb’s wife.” He took me in a Spirit-inspired trance to a great, high mountain, and he showed me the holy city, Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God. The city had God’s glory. Its brilliance was like a priceless jewel, like jasper that was as clear as crystal. It had a great high wall with twelve gates. By the gates were twelve angels, and on the gates were written the names of the twelve tribes of Israel’s sons. There were three gates on the east, three gates on the north, three gates on the south, and three gates on the west. The city wall had twelve foundations, and on them were the twelve names of the Lamb’s twelve apostles.

The angel who spoke to me had a gold measuring rod with which to measure the city, its gates, and its wall. Now the city was laid out as a square. Its length was the same as its width. He measured the city with the rod, and it was fifteen hundred miles. Its length and width and height were equal. He also measured the thickness of its wall. It was two hundred sixteen feet thick, as a person—or rather, an angel—measures things. The wall was built of jasper, and the city was pure gold, like pure glass. The city wall’s foundations were decorated with every kind of jewel. The first foundation was jasper, the second was sapphire, the third was chalcedony, and the fourth was emerald. The fifth was sardonyx, the sixth was carnelian, the seventh was chrysolite, and the eighth was beryl. The ninth was topaz, the tenth was chrysoprase, the eleventh was jacinth, and the twelfth was amethyst. The twelve gates were twelve pearls; each one of the gates was made from a single pearl. And the city’s main street was pure gold, as transparent as glass.

I didn’t see a temple in the city, because its temple is the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb. The city doesn’t need the sun or the moon to shine on it, because God’s glory is its light, and its lamp is the Lamb. The nations will walk by its light, and the kings of the earth will bring their glory into it. Its gates will never be shut by day, and there will be no night there. They will bring the glory and honor of the nations into it. Nothing unclean will ever enter it, nor anyone who does what is vile and deceitful, but only those who are registered in the Lamb’s scroll of life.

- Revelation 21:9-27


[link to imageshack.us]

bride: cape, head, horns, hair, body
groom: heart, wings, skirt, tail
heaven blue: 6. + 5. chakra
dragon gold: 3. + 1. chakra


[link to www.youtube.com]

And don't forget to see Scrapped Princess, Alice in Wonderland and Neverending story.
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/27/2012 06:38 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Áno!!to som ja!:Dako si to mohol citit??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25956539


Yes!! It's me! How could you feel this??

----------------

Svým srdcem abduct

Through my heart hf
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/27/2012 06:42 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
This thread is absolutely serious!

Have you ever talked to divine being?


[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
10/28/2012 05:31 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
October 28 - "Truth prevails", "Where is my home?"

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
1918 – World War I: Czechoslovakia is granted independence from Austria-Hungary marking the beginning of an independent Czechoslovak state, after 300 years.

I'm spiritual monster and I admit my heart is pure gate to hell - gate from heaven, where my body is like temple of God, to this world, where people live. Everybody here on Earth is in my heart.


[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
11/10/2012 08:48 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
The Spirit and the bride say, ‘Come!’ Let the one who hears say, ‘Come!’ And let the one who is thirsty come! Let the one who wishes receive life-giving water as a gift.
- Revelation 22:17



[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to imageshack.us]


[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to imageshack.us]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17090286
United States
11/10/2012 08:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl


[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27421010
Ireland
11/10/2012 08:57 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Show us your tits. charlie
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
11/16/2012 02:42 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl

[link to www.youtube.com]

Then I saw a scroll in the right hand of the one seated on the throne. It had writing on the front and the back, and it was sealed with seven seals. I saw a powerful angel, who proclaimed in a loud voice, “Who is worthy to open the scroll and break its seals?” But no one in heaven or on earth or under the earth could open the scroll or look inside it. So I began to weep and weep, because no one was found worthy to open the scroll or to look inside it. Then one of the elders said to me, “Don’t weep. Look! The Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has emerged victorious so that he can open the scroll and its seven seals.”

- Revelation 5:1-5


[link to imageshack.us]

Mufasa: Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Young Simba: Wow.
Mufasa: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
Young Simba: And this'll all be mine?
Mufasa: Everything.
Young Simba: Everything the light touches...

- Lion King

It was also allowed to make war on the saints and to gain victory over them. It was given authority over every tribe, people, language, and nation. All who live on earth worshipped it, all whose names hadn’t been written—from the time the earth was made—in the scroll of life of the Lamb who was slain.

- Revelation 13:7-8



[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
11/16/2012 02:46 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Show us your tits. charlie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27421010


How about my teeth? KD
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27817168
Canada
11/16/2012 04:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
imo the indians have it right by calling God "the Great Spirit"
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
11/19/2012 02:07 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl

[link to www.youtube.com]

24. What is happiness?

Happiness is the very nature of the Self; happiness and the Self are not different. There is no
happiness in any object of the world. We imagine through our ignorance that we derive happiness
from objects. When the mind goes out, it experiences misery. In truth, when its desires are fulfilled,
it returns to its own place and enjoys the happiness that is the Self. Similarly, in the states of sleep,
samadhi and fainting, and when the object desired is obtained or the object disliked is removed,
the mind becomes inward-turned, and enjoys pure Self-Happiness. Thus the mind moves without
rest alternately going out of the Self and returning to it. Under the tree the shade is pleasant; out in
the open the heat is scorching. A person who has been going about in the sun feels cool when he
reaches the shade. Someone who keeps on going from the shade into the sun and then back into the
shade is a fool. A wise man stays permanently in the shade. Similarly, the mind of the one who
knows the truth does not leave Brahman. The mind of the ignorant, on the contrary, revolves in the
world, feeling miserable, and for a little time returns to Brahman to experience happiness. In fact,
what is called the world is only thought. When the world disappears, i.e. when there is no thought,
the mind experiences happiness; and when the world appears, it goes through misery.

- Ramana Maharshi, Who Am I?


[link to imageshack.us]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]


[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
11/24/2012 12:03 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Only 26 days remaining (=^_^=)


[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to imageshack.us]


[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]


[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19866620
United States
11/24/2012 12:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Hello beautiful Tiger. Can I come with you?
stars

User ID: 17867407
United States
11/24/2012 12:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Why would a being who can create galaxies with their thought need reproductive organ?
 Quoting: teschen
So as as more people can enjoy them,its all part of a master plan.
stars
Alestes (OP)

User ID: 22226757
Czech Republic
11/24/2012 04:23 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
Hello beautiful Tiger. Can I come with you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19866620


Hello, are you not scared?


[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.azteccalendar.com]

Itzpapalotl rules over Tamoachan, the heaven where the gods created the human race.

Then God said, “Let us make humanity in our image to resemble us so that they may take charge of the fish of the sea, the birds of the sky, the livestock, all the earth, and all the crawling things on earth.”
- Genesis 1:26



[link to www.youtube.com]
Let none deceive another, or despise any being in any state. Let none through anger or ill-will Wish harm upon another. Even as a mother protects with her life her child, her only child, so with a boundless heart should one cherish all living beings;

— Metta Sutta
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22862093
Canada
11/24/2012 04:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: God is a girl
imo the indians have it right by calling God "the Great Spirit"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27817168


bump

News








We're dropping truth bombs like it's the end of days!