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bernard schnitzel
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07/31/2012 01:52 PM
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I am writing this with a genuine fear for my life.

My name is Bernard Schnitzel, i am a company director for a large clothing company based in Europe.

I frequently go to the U.S because i have two daughters married and living there.
I went the other day, but i had to change flights in Denver.

As there was several hours between flights i decided to walk around, and i did so, in fact i went outside of the airport, walked around, and then went past a sign with a `no entry` written on it.
I didnt notice it as i was on my cellphone, and looked back to see i had walked past it.
As a good citizen i was about to turn round and walk back, but i saw a tree which didnt look real it looked artificial.

I thought it may be a plant or decoration or something, so i reached out and touched it, and saw it was hollow, in fact there was a door there.
I opened the door, and as i did, a huge area of about 10 feet in width, slowly opened, like a sliding door, revealing a lot of steps.
I went down them, and saw hanger after hanger of gas masks, small planes, small carts that i had never seen before.
I walked futher, and saw doors, heavy thick metal doors with the sign on it `nuclear protection agency`.
I went inside and without going too much into it, it seems like they are preparing to evacuate the elite into these bunkers in december 2012, as they are excpecting a load of nuclear attacks which will kill off most of the worlds population.
There were also dates of exit, listed for october 2013, so i need to state this did not look like an end of the world extinction date.

Anyway at this point i went from being curious, to genuinely horrified. I ran back up the steps, right into a security guard, who asked for my papers.
When i said i was a tourist simply changing planes, he arrested me on the spot.
I was held for 24 hours, in a dark room, without any way of communicating with the world, i wasnt even given a `phone call to family` opportunity. This definatly was not any kind of government with any sense of human rights.

Finally, i was questioned. I told them i genuinely got lost, and that i hadnt seen anything, (they asked me if i had seen any vehicles or rooms` and i answered no to everything.) I was questioned by another agency, and i played dumb, i literally said that i had stumbled across the aritficial entrance, went down the stairs, gone straight back up and saw the guard, i made no mention of the twenty minutes i spent looking at the hangars and the crafts and the documents.

After being satisfied, they let me go, but sent me home, and told me i am not welcome in the U.S anymore.

I managed with my camera phone to snap some of the papers, and photographs of the hangers, thankfully i saved it all in a secret folder i have on my phone.
They did go through all my papers, and made several calls to my work company, the british agency and to my daughters in the U.S it seems they went to every extreme to establish everything they could find out about me.

With the permission of this website i would like to take this opportunity to share everything i learnt
bernard schnitzel (OP)
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07/31/2012 01:54 PM
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i would be glad to share all my findings
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07/31/2012 01:54 PM
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Proceed.
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07/31/2012 01:55 PM
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go ahead and post the pics.
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07/31/2012 01:56 PM
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post the photos..

prove yourself
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07/31/2012 01:56 PM

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i would be glad to share all my findings
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You are looking for permission?
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07/31/2012 01:57 PM
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pigchefbsflagbsflagbsflag
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i would be glad to share all my findings
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You are looking for permission?
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well I permit you bernard
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bsflag
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Everyone knows that Nuclear Weapons are a Hoax like just about everything else.

[link to www.nukelies.org]


One bomb destroyed a whole city but no evidence of shockwave or blast crater? Come on people... Compare pictures of Hiroshima with Tokyo firebombing and the damage is identical. Even the news reported in Hiroshima that they were firebombed before they censored it.
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I am writing this with a genuine fear for my life.

My name is Bernard Schnitzel, i am a company director for a large clothing company based in Europe.

I frequently go to the U.S because i have two daughters married and living there.
I went the other day, but i had to change flights in Denver.

As there was several hours between flights i decided to walk around, and i did so, in fact i went outside of the airport, walked around, and then went past a sign with a `no entry` written on it.
I didnt notice it as i was on my cellphone, and looked back to see i had walked past it.
As a good citizen i was about to turn round and walk back, but i saw a tree which didnt look real it looked artificial.

I thought it may be a plant or decoration or something, so i reached out and touched it, and saw it was hollow, in fact there was a door there.
I opened the door, and as i did, a huge area of about 10 feet in width, slowly opened, like a sliding door, revealing a lot of steps.
I went down them, and saw hanger after hanger of gas masks, small planes, small carts that i had never seen before.
I walked futher, and saw doors, heavy thick metal doors with the sign on it `nuclear protection agency`.
I went inside and without going too much into it, it seems like they are preparing to evacuate the elite into these bunkers in december 2012, as they are excpecting a load of nuclear attacks which will kill off most of the worlds population.
There were also dates of exit, listed for october 2013, so i need to state this did not look like an end of the world extinction date.

Anyway at this point i went from being curious, to genuinely horrified. I ran back up the steps, right into a security guard, who asked for my papers.
When i said i was a tourist simply changing planes, he arrested me on the spot.
I was held for 24 hours, in a dark room, without any way of communicating with the world, i wasnt even given a `phone call to family` opportunity. This definatly was not any kind of government with any sense of human rights.

Finally, i was questioned. I told them i genuinely got lost, and that i hadnt seen anything, (they asked me if i had seen any vehicles or rooms` and i answered no to everything.) I was questioned by another agency, and i played dumb, i literally said that i had stumbled across the aritficial entrance, went down the stairs, gone straight back up and saw the guard, i made no mention of the twenty minutes i spent looking at the hangars and the crafts and the documents.

After being satisfied, they let me go, but sent me home, and told me i am not welcome in the U.S anymore.

I managed with my camera phone to snap some of the papers, and photographs of the hangers, thankfully i saved it all in a secret folder i have on my phone.
They did go through all my papers, and made several calls to my work company, the british agency and to my daughters in the U.S it seems they went to every extreme to establish everything they could find out about me.

With the permission of this website i would like to take this opportunity to share everything i learnt
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YOUR NAME IS bsflag
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so it wasn't the dreaded "Uncle"...hmmm
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sounds like the imminent asteroid troll.
go away, please.
trey
bernard schnitzel (OP)
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07/31/2012 01:59 PM
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I tried to share my findings on another website begining with `above`

but i was censored, banned if you will.

Hence i have come on here to share the truth with the world.
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07/31/2012 01:59 PM
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Your provocative title doesn't match your lousy story even! Lol.
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07/31/2012 01:59 PM
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"Bernard"

chuckle
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07/31/2012 01:59 PM
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No permission needed.

Lets see the images.

Grabs his popcorn
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07/31/2012 01:59 PM
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Lame bullshit
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mary winterbottom
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07/30/2012 06:27 PM

my bottom talks to me :( please read
hello my name is mary

please dont laugh but my bottom talks, in english too :(

it always talks to me and its embaressing

can somebody help me!
I don't believe after that post.
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07/31/2012 02:00 PM
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There aren't any trees, real or fake, outside DIA.
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07/31/2012 02:00 PM
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Ok 'Bernie', so when do you post on here about fooling us like you've done on other sites?

What a pathetic troll.

bsflag
bernard schnitzel (OP)
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07/31/2012 02:01 PM
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@ user who has posted the imature post, i am at an internet cafe so it is very possible somebody else has posted from here in the past.

This is one of the largest internet cafes in london
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07/31/2012 02:02 PM

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Here we are, waiting.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
bernard schnitzel (OP)
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07/31/2012 02:02 PM
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I want to implore all of you to get out of the U.S by december, this is not a joke

Lives, or the lives of a loved one has no value in currency..

Please get out!!
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07/31/2012 02:02 PM
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five stars for a great imagination OP
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07/31/2012 02:03 PM
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chicken snitzel! propoganda
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07/31/2012 02:03 PM
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do it
bernard schnitzel (OP)
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07/31/2012 02:04 PM
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Okay i will post a photo of the security guard

how do i do it
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07/31/2012 02:05 PM
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That's not REALLY your last name , is it...?
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07/31/2012 02:05 PM
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POST THE PICTURES!!!!

wtf


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