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Global warming's terrifying new math! We have 5 years at most to avoid calamity!

 
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Rolling Stone is just pitching propaganda for the totallitarianists so they can tax our farts and indeed our grand-childrens' farts as well.

Yes, the earth is warming.

It is caused by the SUN.

After it warms up, it will get cold again.

CYLCES!
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LOL "albedo:. :1doh1:
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
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This
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Does that mean in 5 years we can expect global warming goofs to STFU and DIAF?
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Rolling Stone is just pitching propaganda for the totallitarianists so they can tax our farts and indeed our grand-childrens' farts as well.

Yes, the earth is warming.

It is caused by the SUN.

After it warms up, it will get cold again.

CYLCES!
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Fart crimes
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
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This
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:cruse:

Melting glaciers are scam too and images across 20th century are photo-shopped so it only looks like they are melting.
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all sounds good
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except not once in the article did they mention anything about sun activity, or warming on all the planets in the solar system, or volcanic emissions, or anything natural about the process of climate changing that has always happened.

just humans, humans, humans and how to "tackle" global warming as if natural processes can be stopped. even if everyone lived in caves and walked everywhere, climate change would still happen...
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It is absolutely a crime against humanity to use science as a political wedge issue...global warming is a scientific fact...NASA and NOAA; including, that vast majority (of unpaid) non-political scientist's agree....I consider warming denier's to be substantially more ignorant than birther's.......bump
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not to mention the we goofed up so bad we are now warming the other PLANETS with our cfc's and other B.S. go home all gorewtf
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Does no one remember the heat waves from 86 or 88? What about what happened in 1980, from June through September the average was over 100 in more than 17 states for almost 4 months. More than 10,000 people died in the U.S. alone in those four months with a crop damage of over $55billion+.

Todays “heat” is not hot. We have been lucky for years and when it is hot again that does not mean "global warming" it is a natural cycle.

The little ice age started in 1350 and went to around 1850, it is this little ice age we are still emerging from.

We are still technically in an ice age till every glacier in the world finishes melting, if we do not warm we freeze, just dropping 3 or 4 degrease will put us right back in to the heart of the ice age. I can survive palm tree in my back yard I cannot survive a mile high wall of ice.



We will always "only have 5 years left" because it is how they raise money to pay their salaries.
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How can you people be so fucking ignorant? Fine, don't believe what you read, I get that. But how can you not notice the changes yourselves? This is happening here and now, whether or not you choose to believe it.

As far as whether or not we're the cause, look at it this way: Assume we aren't. Pumping all that burnt oil into the atmosphere is sure as fuck going to accelerate the process.
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It's weird. They crave doom with the red-hot passion of a French lover...

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...and believe in...

[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

...but give them some real, honest-to-God, bonafide DOOM! ...

[link to www.conserve-energy-future.com]

...and it's the most outlandish, most unbelievable, most idiotic thing a person could get worked up about!
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OK, to get technical, it is a combination of global warming and a over active sun spewing cme's and x class solar flares, there u have it, Goodnight!
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Okay OP... Even though all the planets around our sun are heating up at the same rate.. ..

Do you think our carbon emissions and farts are warming up those planets too? Maybe we should give the environmentalists more money and draconian laws to impose on us.. good idea.
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Alright OP, you do realize that the Earth's climate is a negative feedback system. Ergo, I'd invest in a really nice winter coat, gloves, and a stove.

Because the last time we had a summer like this, the Mammoths died shortly after. Frozen in their damn tracks.
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"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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He's a Harvard graduate and bestselling author.
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So is Jerome Corsi and he's just a paid Obama disinfo agent.
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I really don't understand why everyone focuses on this stupid issue when nuclear power, and war are far more devasting than any minor global warming/hoax. We should be in the streets demanding justice for our selves and our future yet we worry about this pointless crap that is so stupid neither side can prove for or against their side because the line is so blurry with solar winds and other climate changers.
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Harvard Graduate is code war for globalist, socialist, elitist with an inflated education.

Last Edited by Mad Scientist (aka AmJedi) on 07/31/2012 03:27 PM
(GLP aka American Jedi)

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"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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Snakeoil and gypsies. Why has that guy who pushed global warming in the UN moved to China and now lives in a castle with armed guards??? Armed guards? Sounds like a stand up guy getting along with everybody!
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Somewhere in America, Barrack Obama is pondering which campaign
donor he can tell this news to -- just so he can promise to reward them
later if he's re-elected with do-nothing "Green Energy" loans that the
American taxpayers have to pay back when those same Green Energy
companies go bankrupt ... because even Barack Obama knows there's
no such thing as Global warming.


Obama confused

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 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev
This was where Obama figured out that keystone wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


cruise

How was it "proven to be a scam" you dumbfuck??

Oh God, I would enjoy tearing Trinity to shreds on this subject...!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20995186


Too much of a coward to debate me, Trinity?

You know that I would kick your elitist ass?

I called you a DUMBFUCK and you haven't responded yet, even to debate me, you dishonest, rethuglican, corporate shill.

granny


Come out and play....
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Why would he, its a long way down to your level.
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


No it wasnt proven to be a scam. It has been proven to be accurate.

The poetic justice is that most of the drought is happening in the red states, you know, the climate change skeptics. But we all will have to pay for their ignorance.
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


cruise

How was it "proven to be a scam" you dumbfuck??

Oh God, I would enjoy tearing Trinity to shreds on this subject...!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20995186


Too much of a coward to debate me, Trinity?

You know that I would kick your elitist ass?

I called you a DUMBFUCK and you haven't responded yet, even to debate me, you dishonest, rethuglican, corporate shill.

granny


Come out and play....
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Why would anyone want to debate a tool who apparently thinks that there's a difference between the republican and democratic parties?

Dude, you are a mind-controlled partisan.

I just feel very sorry for you that you are able to regurgitate all their bullshit.
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Human additions of CO2 to the atmosphere must be taken into perspective. Over the past 250 years, humans have added just one part of CO2 in 10,000 to the atmosphere. One volcanic cough can do this in a day.




On average not counting underwater volcanos we have 50-70 eruptions per year.

We are nothing, no matter how much we want to believe we make a difference or can change the world; we are powerless compared to Mother Nature.

A lot of this BS is just people not wanting to admit they are just along for the ride, we always want to be in charge of our own destiny, but we are not and that scares people a lot more then the reality of the situation at hand.


One last thing these are not "new numbers" these are the same numbers from 5 years ago, it was July 2006 that Al Gore said "we only have 10 years left!" and this is just the same perpetual lie by people who have been living off that lie and getting very rich doing so.
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


sweden coldest summer in 500 years.

uk wettest april - july on record.

last year australia worst flods in history.

russia worst floods in history.

china records broken.

south japan island worst floods in history.

taiwan.

japan worst nuclear disaster in history.

bp oil spill worst oil spill in history.

and theres many more......

Cant you work out simple shit?

dumb fuckers... either way....the world is dying. FACT!
padiae

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Okay OP... Even though all the planets around our sun are heating up at the same rate.. ..

Do you think our carbon emissions and farts are warming up those planets too? Maybe we should give the environmentalists more money and draconian laws to impose on us.. good idea.
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Not true. If you dont know the facts, dazzle them with bullshit, eh?
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fail
Here is a list of 8 things to look for when trying to identify false flag psychological operations.
1. Staged events usually receive immediate national news coverage
2. There is a political agenda behind the coverage (gun control)
3. The incident inspires intense emotions (Dead kids)
4. Initial media reports conflict eyewitness accounts
5. No dead bodies are shown to the public
6. Celebrities are used to influence the public
7. Presence of mainstream media manipulation tactics
8. The Federal Government give attention to a local story

Question Everything.

When any institution is infiltrated by liberals, that institution no longer serves it's original purpose and instead becomes a social engineering vehicle to push a far left fascist agenda. Liberty and liberals are like oil and water.
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


cruise

How was it "proven to be a scam" you dumbfuck??

Oh God, I would enjoy tearing Trinity to shreds on this subject...!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20995186


Too much of a coward to debate me, Trinity?

You know that I would kick your elitist ass?

I called you a DUMBFUCK and you haven't responded yet, even to debate me, you dishonest, rethuglican, corporate shill.

granny


Come out and play....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20995186


Why would he, its a long way down to your level.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20354134


That's true in some sense.

lmao


I'm poor and he's a multi-millionaire.

But I'm confident that he will just ban me rather than allow me to kick his ass in public.

I don't respect the guy. At all.
But I'm willing to have a polite debate on the facts - no namecalling- if he has the balls for it.
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


sweden coldest summer in 500 years.

uk wettest april - july on record.

last year australia worst flods in history.

russia worst floods in history.

china records broken.

south japan island worst floods in history.

taiwan.

japan worst nuclear disaster in history.

bp oil spill worst oil spill in history.

and theres many more......

Cant you work out simple shit?

dumb fuckers... either way....the world is dying. FACT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20999585



last year australia worst flods in RECORDED history.

russia worst floods in RECORDED history.

china records broken.

south japan island worst floods in RECORDED history.

taiwan.

japan worst nuclear disaster in RECORDED history.

bp oil spill worst oil spill in RECORDED history.

***

There. I fixed all your errors. You can stop pretending all of history's weather has been recorded for comparison.
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Global warming was proven to be a scam..

No one is going to buy that bullshit these days..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Most of the articles in rolling stoned is just that, BS...
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Anybody who thinks humans don't affect the global environment has never cared for a pet or an aquarium.

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