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DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!

 
Evil_Twin
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DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
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Oh... it's 5 already? Time to hit box wine.
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cheers
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


Substitute Martinis and I have the same predicament.
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Ah! 22 past! Have to make up for lost time...

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I'm right there with you, only I mowed my lawn last Saturday, so I can just sit inside and enjoy the buzz guilt free. Also, the wife is a retail manager and won't get home until late, so I can just enjoy it without any guff!

Yeah, I said the word guff. What are you going to do about it?
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I'm right there with you, only I mowed my lawn last Saturday, so I can just sit inside and enjoy the buzz guilt free. Also, the wife is a retail manager and won't get home until late, so I can just enjoy it without any guff!

Yeah, I said the word guff. What are you going to do about it?
 Quoting: Mango Positive

I'm going to give you positive karma for being a man of action and not being afraid to say guff!

cheers
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6

Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
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Holy shit, I'm pinned...LOL!
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SNIP

Yeah, I said the word guff. What are you going to do about it?
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Get TPTB to Bane you..theres a law agaist drunkk people using computerthingis.
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I'd like to see your credentials OP...I'm not sure your qualified to do this kind of research.
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Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
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^Important work^

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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6

Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


7.5 acres

I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas.

The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't.

This is complicated stuff!
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6

Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


7.5 acres

I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas.

The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't.

This is complicated stuff!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


OOh, that's a lot of variables.

hmm Maybe start with 4-5, do the push mower work. Then use the tractor where you have the cup holder and you could have another 3 while on the tractor.
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Dunno about yard work, but we spent three days at Kings Island and it takes 4 beers to get me to ride Drop Zone:






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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


I performed this experiment years ago so I'll give you the answer.

what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork?


All of them of course
And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book.
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Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


^Important work^

jaysdown
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover.
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I only ever experimented with having a beer and/or smoking a joint. its ok if its not too hot. the light is all glossy and the colors so vibrant, I wish I was young again
beer makes me groogy in the sun if im trying to work/play
I would strive for the perfect amount for after the yard work is done and your kicking back on the patio looking over a perfect manacured yard with the smell of bbq wafting around you.

most of the lawns here are dried to straw, only corporations and dedicated rich people that water all the time or inground sprinklers, have any green grass to mow

the bankers and doctors here will keep the golf courses green right through armageddon, when the only thing on the course is zombies running to-and-fro. and the dying masses have withered in dehydration.
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Can't mow because you're too drunk? Drive it off. stir
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zombies running to-and-fro. and the dying masses have withered in dehydration.
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Jebhus! what a great scene.
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


beer
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


I performed this experiment years ago so I'll give you the answer.

what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork?


All of them of course
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worship

That is the theory I've been trying to prove!
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Can't mow because you're too drunk? Drive it off. stir
 Quoting: Gaius_4


lol Then you can help the economy by giving money to the court!!!
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Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


^Important work^

jaysdown
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


I've discovered by accident is that to prevent hangover, drink 2 large cups of water and hope you don't piss in the bed.
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Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


^Important work^

jaysdown
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


I've discovered by accident is that to prevent hangover, drink 2 large cups of water and hope you don't piss in the bed.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


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You are disturbed!
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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It's the rain round our parts thats going to drive me to drink.
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You are disturbed!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


angryface


Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


^Important work^

jaysdown
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


All worthy endeavors have the possibility of negative consequences attached man... bravo for your bravery in the face of danger!
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