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DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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5 stars op....never give up on your research.
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It's getting dark somewhere. cheers
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You are disturbed!
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Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
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^Important work^

jaysdown
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Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover.
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All worthy endeavors have the possibility of negative consequences attached man... bravo for your bravery in the face of danger!
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5 stars op....never give up on your research.
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7.5 acres

I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas.

The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't.

This is complicated stuff!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


I only have 5, and with the drought, I've let the goats and the horses mow the lawn for me all this summer.

It's rough and sweaty work directing them where to graze, and I have to explain that to my wife while I'm yelling at them from my lawn chair.
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Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


^Important work^

jaysdown
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


I've discovered by accident is that to prevent hangover, drink 2 large cups of water and hope you don't piss in the bed.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


As for your first point, spot on! To Metabolize one C2H60 (ethyl alcohol) molecule, two H20 (water) molecules are required. The hangover headache is mostly dehydration.

So it may not be any fun, but drinking water while getting shitfaced is important!

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7.5 acres

I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas.

The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't.

This is complicated stuff!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


I only have 5, and with the drought, I've let the goats and the horses mow the lawn for me all this summer.

It's rough and sweaty work directing them where to graze, and I have to explain that to my wife while I'm yelling at them from my lawn chair.
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chuckle
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This is what I mean by absolute bullshit getting pinned, when genuinely USEFUL posts never get looked at.
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This is what I mean by absolute bullshit getting pinned, when genuinely USEFUL posts never get looked at.
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7.5 acres

I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas.

The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't.

This is complicated stuff!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


I only have 5, and with the drought, I've let the goats and the horses mow the lawn for me all this summer.

It's rough and sweaty work directing them where to graze, and I have to explain that to my wife while I'm yelling at them from my lawn chair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21011615


I'm sorry you married a city girl, brother!

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Thanks for the laugh.
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5 stars op....never give up on your research.
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The Truth is out there, my friend.
I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see.
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5 stars op....never give up on your research.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20561818


The Truth is out there, my friend.
I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


^Zealot^
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


lmao!

chuckle
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5 stars op....never give up on your research.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20561818


The Truth is out there, my friend.
I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


ET, or else you might wake up with the bedroom light being turned on, lmao! "What the hell are you doing? What are all these beer cans doing in here? I thought your were gonna mow the yard? get your assup and clean up this mess! Woman walks away muttering,"I have a drunk on my hands. Lord, what have I done?" 1rof1
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This RIGHT HERE is the problem with the world!!!
Scientific research run amuk!!!

A man in tune with nature and gods creation would buy 5 goats to eat the grass and drink beer all day long in peace.Like god intended.
I know enough to know that I know nothing
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5 stars op....never give up on your research.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20561818


The Truth is out there, my friend.
I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


ET, or else you might wake up with the bedroom light being turned on, lmao! "What the hell are you doing? What are all these beer cans doing in here? I thought your were gonna mow the yard? get your assup and clean up this mess! Woman walks away muttering,"I have a drunk on my hands. Lord, what have I done?" 1rof1
 Quoting: hawk8414


No worries, I'm gonna jump her bones in a minute, and I don't leave beer cans in the bedroom, lol!
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07/31/2012 07:29 PM
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got a fridge full of cold pacifico's ... and an ocean ... no need to mow anything. no boxed wine here - jugged wine only because pirate's used to sail these waters.

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5 stars op....never give up on your research.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20561818


The Truth is out there, my friend.
I shant stop until the light shines brightly for all to see.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


ET, or else you might wake up with the bedroom light being turned on, lmao! "What the hell are you doing? What are all these beer cans doing in here? I thought your were gonna mow the yard? get your assup and clean up this mess! Woman walks away muttering,"I have a drunk on my hands. Lord, what have I done?" 1rof1
 Quoting: hawk8414


No worries, I'm gonna jump her bones in a minute, and I don't leave beer cans in the bedroom, lol!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


Hey ET, looks like Dervish might have an idea there. Look above, lol!
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Head to the gun range instead!
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Time to hit the brandy and Dr pepper! 5a
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Don't bother, i've already completed that experiment and moved to an apartement.
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Sounds like a perfect evening to grab the little woman and make her remember you're still newly weds!

You can tell her you need to skew the statistics for sex after marriage as part of your research efforts!

groucho

How romantical...

Now go get her!
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I have found that 3-4 beers prior to mowing with the addition of one of those cup-holding hats (and attached straws) with 2, 24oz cups filled with beer, seems to do just fine for the acre I push mow.

You may need to bring an additional 6-pack cooler on your tractor....just in case....
wolfflowers

Oh, and a 40oz bag of cooked bacon!
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Me too!!!
I just researched how a bacon cheddar cheese burger tastes when you wash it down with a Sierra Nevada...
And the results of my research is somewhat favorable...
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For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
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Adjust your services, clean files, check for birthdays, Re-label folders, yeah, that is a bummer about the mowing.
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In China they dont use powered lawn mower much at all(although whippersnippers are becoming popular), and the beer is only just becoming a cold delight on a hot day(warm beer drinking i blame on the brit influence from Hong Kong, still i would say that those who consume their beer before they mow are healthier and fitter than those who do so afterward, imo.
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6

Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


"...late last night, a man was found along side the road after what appears to be the burnt remains of a riding lawn mower sitting next to him. Because of the extent of injuries, the body has not yet been identified."
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