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DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!

 
mathetes

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07/31/2012 09:32 PM

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For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


lol I actually have a beer while I watch my wife do the yard work
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07/31/2012 09:34 PM

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For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


lol I actually have a beer while I watch my wife do the yard work
 Quoting: mathetes


I am very jealous. My wife doesn't know how to use a lawnmower.
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07/31/2012 09:37 PM
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For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!

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 Quoting: Evil_Twin
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Oh hell, it's too hot for that for doing that, friend.


Just pay some Mexicans $20 to mow the lawn while you drink the beer.

Then they'll have money for beer later, too ...

... kinda like some mystical beer circle-of-life.

illegals

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07/31/2012 09:39 PM
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When I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be about an Indian scientist on the verge of discovering something that would change the course of history when their power grid went down..
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Grass needs cutting???

The grass here has been dead since May.
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07/31/2012 10:58 PM

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This RIGHT HERE is the problem with the world!!!
Scientific research run amuk!!!

A man in tune with nature and gods creation would buy 5 goats to eat the grass and drink beer all day long in peace.Like god intended.
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lmao

Man, oh, man....this is a fun thread!
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07/31/2012 11:59 PM
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Thats so funny, my first official laugh of the day
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6

Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


7.5 acres

I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas.

The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't.

This is complicated stuff!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


Imagine my disappointment when I bought a badass Snapper push mower earlier this year. It has a cupholder (no that's not why I bought it) yet the running motor vibrates too much to put a beer in it huffy Hadn't thought of that.

My solution is to mow with one hand (it's self propelled) and hold the beer in the other. At least I have a place to put the empty as I work my way to the door to get another.

scratchingHmm perhaps I could engineer a vibration dampening mechanism to hold my beer. Alright! New project!
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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork.

I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it!

I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!!

Fuck my life and grab me a beer!!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6

Don't worry I'm a beerologist.
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


7.5 acres

I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas.

The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't.

This is complicated stuff!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin



The solution is to have beer stations setup in the middle of the research area.
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08/01/2012 03:21 AM

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Re: DAMMIT!! I was doing IMPORTANT research!!
Sounds like a perfect evening to grab the little woman and make her remember you're still newly weds!

You can tell her you need to skew the statistics for sex after marriage as part of your research efforts!

groucho

How romantical...

Now go get her!
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Done and done! ;)



Last Edited by Evil_Twin on 08/01/2012 03:21 AM
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08/01/2012 09:43 AM
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thumbs Good man...
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08/01/2012 09:57 AM
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You do realise that this research will probably take your entire lifetime?

There are too many variables - like how long the grass is before you start,for example, and how many and what type of weeds are growing.

This is going to take years and years and years of research so I hope you are committed for the long haul.

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