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GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...

 
Miggy
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GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Have you any to share?

I believe that laughter really IS the best medicine during these stressful days.

Several times I have have been reading along on a thread when all of a sudden someone will post something that has me burst out in laughter.

And keep laughing. And laughing. And laughing until I have tears flowing down my cheeks.

It always seems to come from someone who is very passionate in their beliefs and feels the need to convince others on the thread that they are wrong.

The person below didn't write the following words out of hate or dis-respect. His/Her following posts were obvious attempts at trying to dissuade fellow GLP'ers from harm.

Which kind of made it even funnier as the posts kept coming with even more urgent attempts to save people from deception.

The thread is about how the Rapture is going to occur this Friday, August 3rd on the Jewish holiday of TU B'AV.

I don't know what to think about the Rapture anymore. I just know I'll be taken care of as promised.

But this poster is trying to save people like me from some type of deception.

The post that had me in rolling is highlighted.

I can't be the only one on GLP who has been reduced to tears by a post.

Which ones had the same effect on you?

Mig


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Re: WHY TU B'AV (AUGUST 3, 2012) MAY BE THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH!!!
No. Don't go.

Do Not Go There With Them.


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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
I remember the one about the bleeting sheep outside.....I think the poster was in Switzerland or Austria.


JUST HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07/31/2012 10:20 PM
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I remember one night a couple of years ago i think
there was this guy that came on and he was in urgent need of help, his toilet had clogged up and he said he was making a mess all over the bathroom because he couldn't keep it in....the shower!!! the floor!!! oh my god i was in tears...real or not real this had me rolling.
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07/31/2012 10:21 PM
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Had me in stitches:

opps, rt button issues again,,,,search this:"common mistakes on laying strippers"
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
too many to mention.

glp is the best entertainment on the internet
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Oh yeah and the guy who was half horse and half human and he was trying to escape!!!! classic!
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Have you any to share?

I believe that laughter really IS the best medicine during these stressful days.

Several times I have have been reading along on a thread when all of a sudden someone will post something that has me burst out in laughter.

And keep laughing. And laughing. And laughing until I have tears flowing down my cheeks.

It always seems to come from someone who is very passionate in their beliefs and feels the need to convince others on the thread that they are wrong.

The person below didn't write the following words out of hate or dis-respect. His/Her following posts were obvious attempts at trying to dissuade fellow GLP'ers from harm.

Which kind of made it even funnier as the posts kept coming with even more urgent attempts to save people from deception.

The thread is about how the Rapture is going to occur this Friday, August 3rd on the Jewish holiday of TU B'AV.

I don't know what to think about the Rapture anymore. I just know I'll be taken care of as promised.

But this poster is trying to save people like me from some type of deception.

The post that had me in rolling is highlighted.

I can't be the only one on GLP who has been reduced to tears by a post.

Which ones had the same effect on you?

Mig


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Re: WHY TU B'AV (AUGUST 3, 2012) MAY BE THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH!!!
No. Don't go.

Do Not Go There With Them.


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A recent favorite, entitled:

"Giant dick slams into Oregon coast!"
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Thread: My balls smell like A1 steak sauce

the famous A-1 steak sauce debate
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Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
wow to the above!!!! lmao
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Thread: THE LANDLORD EVICTED ME FOR PISS IN THE SHOWER
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Oh my God.

I am on the floor REELING with laughter from these threads.

How do I find the threads about bleeting sheep or half human half horse?

1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
I remember one night a couple of years ago i think
there was this guy that came on and he was in urgent need of help, his toilet had clogged up and he said he was making a mess all over the bathroom because he couldn't keep it in....the shower!!! the floor!!! oh my god i was in tears...real or not real this had me rolling.
 Quoting: ~Asherah~



^^^^^^DEFINITELY THIS^^^^^^

i remember this one!
I swear i had never laughed so much on glp in my life!
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I remember one night a couple of years ago i think
there was this guy that came on and he was in urgent need of help, his toilet had clogged up and he said he was making a mess all over the bathroom because he couldn't keep it in....the shower!!! the floor!!! oh my god i was in tears...real or not real this had me rolling.
 Quoting: ~Asherah~



^^^^^^DEFINITELY THIS^^^^^^

i remember this one!
I swear i had never laughed so much on glp in my life!
 Quoting: Muffinheadicus 15215384


Me too..me too..lol i wish i could find it!!
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Oh my God.

I am on the floor REELING with laughter from these threads.

How do I find the threads about bleeting sheep or half human half horse?

1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
 Quoting: Miggy


i will try very hard:)
Miggy (OP)

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07/31/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Oh, my.

Bless this poster's heart for caring so much.

But if there is a Rapture I don't think we Christians have much choice but to go.

1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1

"You should first be asking them 'Who Are You ?' and take no vague answers, in fact, if you do not get an intro first, before asking, you can be sure that it is not from IAUE."
Be Still and know that I am God.
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
the one with any hot gals on glp and the replykim jongi knew it lmao
A pissed off American veteran!
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
There was one a year or so ago about a missing cat and someone wanted missing posters made. It was an e-mail exchange between 2 people - I was literally rolling on the floor !
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
The burnt cinnamon roll thread!!
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
The thread on pop tarts had me howling with laughter....all the way through....funniest one ever...
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I don't have the link handy..

It was about grown men that go to my little pony conventions, dress up as the characters and such.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Someone posted this video.

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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
do you remember when Trinity was going to get a wax job on his nether parts???

That was the funniest shit ever
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the one with any hot gals on glp and the replykim jongi knew it lmao
 Quoting: ar-15 nut



AR, STOP!

My sides are starting to hurt from laughing so hard.

I have to breathe.
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Anytime someone feels the desire to tell us the size, shape, scope and smell of a crap they took!

Thread: I just dropped a shit

And some 'tard' responses within threads are classic rofl.
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Is everyone and their mothers on this site. wtf
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
I have tried to find the one of the bleating sheep. Unfortunately, I don't know who the OP was except I think it was a European country. Sheep is a pretty common word in threads and replies.

The poor guy was trying to sleep and the sheep outside had kept him up all night...the comments were incredible!

The thread was about 15 or so pages long. We we on a road trip and I read the whole thing to my partner who was driving. I think it was about a year and a half ago.



ANOTHER good one.....the one about taking your vitamins rectally.


I had tears laughing so hard! EPIC GLP!
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i tend to to piss myself whenever anyone mentions their god delusion
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Thread: RIMMER DOOM!!

Last Edited by Mordier L'eft on 07/31/2012 10:58 PM
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Cat, Cinnamon roll, Pop Tarts, etc....

You guys need to find these threads and post a link.

This is so funny.

I love the posters here.
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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Re: GLP posts that have made you laugh so hard you're in tears...
Oh, my.

Bless this poster's heart for caring so much.

But if there is a Rapture I don't think we Christians have much choice but to go.

1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1

"You should first be asking them 'Who Are You ?' and take no vague answers, in fact, if you do not get an intro first, before asking, you can be sure that it is not from IAUE."
 Quoting: Miggy




There WILL be a rapture...the Bible is very clear.
God has a schedule and He is always on time...never early, never late.
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I don't have the link handy..

It was about grown men that go to my little pony conventions, dress up as the characters and such.
 Quoting: Debauchery


that wasn't funny..it was fucking pathetic.

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