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How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven

 
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How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Greasy hair

Stained cardigan

Foul stale-coffee breath

Jack Chick tract tucked into elasticated waist band of slacks

Carpet slippers

Bible in rucksack

Spectacles with lenses so thick it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate to eyes

Sandwich box

I Love Phelps button

Chick-a-fil wrapper stuck to foot (or on sole of carpet slipper)
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Greasy hair

Stained cardigan

Foul stale-coffee breath

Jack Chick tract tucked into elasticated waist band of slacks

Carpet slippers

Bible in rucksack

Spectacles with lenses so thick it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate to eyes

Sandwich box

I Love Phelps button

Chick-a-fil wrapper stuck to foot (or on sole of carpet slipper)
 Quoting: the devils son


I can hardly type a reply!!!

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Beware of the ones wearing a cross and a "jesus loves you" button on their rucksack! those are the overlords!
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

"I am Jack's medulla oblongata, without me Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing!"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone”

"The flutes of the chi will sound again, my friend."

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Beware of the ones wearing a cross and a "jesus loves you" button on their rucksack! those are the overlords!
 Quoting: Itchy Who?


Beware of the ones wearing a cross and a "jesus loves you" button on their rucksack! those are the overlords!
 Quoting: Itchy Who?


You're only at risk if you're a prepubescent boy ;-)
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
You forgot the Ned Flanders-style mustache! Otherwise an accurate description.

Don't Christian infiltrators end up getting sacrificed, as in The Wicker Man?
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You forgot the Ned Flanders-style mustache! Otherwise an accurate description.

Don't Christian infiltrators end up getting sacrificed, as in The Wicker Man?
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lmao
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You forgot the Ned Flanders-style mustache! Otherwise an accurate description.

Don't Christian infiltrators end up getting sacrificed, as in The Wicker Man?
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Easily they are the ones praying the Rosary and spitting on the Lord and burning bibles.
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
You forgot the Ned Flanders-style mustache! Otherwise an accurate description.

Don't Christian infiltrators end up getting sacrificed, as in The Wicker Man?
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YEEEES! Muhahahahahahqhqhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Greasy hair

Stained cardigan

Foul stale-coffee breath

Jack Chick tract tucked into elasticated waist band of slacks

Carpet slippers

Bible in rucksack

Spectacles with lenses so thick it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate to eyes

Sandwich box

I Love Phelps button

Chick-a-fil wrapper stuck to foot (or on sole of carpet slipper)
 Quoting: the devils son


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You fucking suck! Do us all a favor & stop breathing. Your a waste of good air.
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Greasy hair

Stained cardigan

Foul stale-coffee breath

Jack Chick tract tucked into elasticated waist band of slacks

Carpet slippers

Bible in rucksack

Spectacles with lenses so thick it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate to eyes

Sandwich box

I Love Phelps button

Chick-a-fil wrapper stuck to foot (or on sole of carpet slipper)
 Quoting: the devils son


what a wonderful and insightful use of bandwidth...























not.
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Greasy hair

Stained cardigan

Foul stale-coffee breath

Jack Chick tract tucked into elasticated waist band of slacks

Carpet slippers

Bible in rucksack

Spectacles with lenses so thick it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate to eyes

Sandwich box

I Love Phelps button

Chick-a-fil wrapper stuck to foot (or on sole of carpet slipper)
 Quoting: the devils son


what a wonderful and insightful use of bandwidth...























not.
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You mean like the 10 Bazillion, 500 page christian posts :-)
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Greasy hair

Stained cardigan

Foul stale-coffee breath

Jack Chick tract tucked into elasticated waist band of slacks

Carpet slippers

Bible in rucksack

Spectacles with lenses so thick it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate to eyes

Sandwich box

I Love Phelps button

Chick-a-fil wrapper stuck to foot (or on sole of carpet slipper)
 Quoting: the devils son


(OP)
You fucking suck! Do us all a favor & stop breathing. Your a waste of good air.
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The truth is quite the dagger is it not? Now back to bible study you pestilential worm! Muhahahahaha! :-)
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Pin this!
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Christians do not want to save you that bad. There is Bible - throwing pearls before swine. You need to seek out Jesus yourself!
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
As a wearer of glasses so thick that it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate them, I resent your characterization of me as a christian.

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As a wearer of glasses so thick that it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate them, I resent your characterization of me as a christian.

huffy
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Well I'm sure those glasses could come in handy in a SHTF situation. Or to make the OP's pecker look half sized :-) Heh
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Christians do not want to save you that bad. There is Bible - throwing pearls before swine. You need to seek out Jesus yourself!
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Game on! Under the rug? No? Behind the barn? Oh come on...where?? :-)
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
bump for some Sherlock 'Christ' Holmes type sleuthing :-)
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scared Noooooooo!!! don´t infiltrate my Satanic Coven!! ahhh cry
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scared Noooooooo!!! don´t infiltrate my Satanic Coven!! ahhh cry
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scared Noooooooo!!! don´t infiltrate my Satanic Coven!! ahhh cry
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As a wearer of glasses so thick that it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate them, I resent your characterization of me as a christian.

huffy
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Same here. I also wear cardigans{not stained}. I'm not sure what a 'carpet slipper" is?huffyhuffy
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I keep my chick porn under my mattress along with my hustler collection...only the chick pages are stuck together from tears of laughter while my hustler pages... :-)
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You forgot, "hidden, yes plainly obvious, homosexual urges."
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You forgot, "hidden, yes plainly obvious, homosexual urges."
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Oooops
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Re: How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven
Greasy hair

Stained cardigan

Foul stale-coffee breath

Jack Chick tract tucked into elasticated waist band of slacks

Carpet slippers

Bible in rucksack

Spectacles with lenses so thick it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate to eyes

Sandwich box

I Love Phelps button

Chick-a-fil wrapper stuck to foot (or on sole of carpet slipper)
 Quoting: the devils son


Very Sad for you,,you find it good to be called the devil son
Well I hope you find out the easy way before its to late
Jesus loves you and wants you out of Satan darkness and into truth and light..I have been hurt by the people but Jesus never hurt me..I still keep going for the light...
Do not care for war or any thing evil....You will be sorry for following the lord of darkness,,I did it at one time but grew up and saw him for what he is, A liar and deceiver and hater of all that is good and holy

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