How to identify a Christian infiltrator in your Satanic Coven

I can hardly type a reply!!!

Beware of the ones wearing a cross and a "jesus loves you" button on their rucksack! those are the overlords!

You're only at risk if you're a prepubescent boy ;-)

You forgot the Ned Flanders-style mustache! Otherwise an accurate description.

Don't Christian infiltrators end up getting sacrificed, as in The Wicker Man?

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Easily they are the ones praying the Rosary and spitting on the Lord and burning bibles.

YEEEES! Muhahahahahahqhqhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

(OP)
You fucking suck! Do us all a favor & stop breathing. Your a waste of good air.

what a wonderful and insightful use of bandwidth...























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You mean like the 10 Bazillion, 500 page christian posts :-)

The truth is quite the dagger is it not? Now back to bible study you pestilential worm! Muhahahahaha! :-)

Pin this!

Christians do not want to save you that bad. There is Bible - throwing pearls before swine. You need to seek out Jesus yourself!

As a wearer of glasses so thick that it takes light 3 minutes to penetrate them, I resent your characterization of me as a christian.



Last Edited by Sandi_T on 08/21/2012 11:17 AM

Well I'm sure those glasses could come in handy in a SHTF situation. Or to make the OP's pecker look half sized :-) Heh

Game on! Under the rug? No? Behind the barn? Oh come on...where?? :-)

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Yeeeehaaaaaa!

for some Sherlock 'Christ' Holmes type sleuthing :-)

Noooooooo!!! don´t infiltrate my Satanic Coven!!

Same here. I also wear cardigans{not stained}. I'm not sure what a 'carpet slipper" is?

I keep my chick porn under my mattress along with my hustler collection...only the chick pages are stuck together from tears of laughter while my hustler pages... :-)

You forgot, "hidden, yes plainly obvious, homosexual urges."

Oooops

Very Sad for you,,you find it good to be called the devil son
Well I hope you find out the easy way before its to late
Jesus loves you and wants you out of Satan darkness and into truth and light..I have been hurt by the people but Jesus never hurt me..I still keep going for the light...
Do not care for war or any thing evil....You will be sorry for following the lord of darkness,,I did it at one time but grew up and saw him for what he is, A liar and deceiver and hater of all that is good and holy