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TSA Shows the World Captain Kirk's 81 Year Old Penis: Phazer on Stunned

 
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Fuck these guys really.

William Shatner, formerly known as Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise, was recently forced to submit to a pat down search by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport. Shatner was departing for a trip to Africa. During this search, the TSA forced Shatner’s pants to fall down, who was not wearing underwear, and his 81-year-old unmentionables were briefly shown for all to see.

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I smell a law suit

and tsa justly deserves it
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Fuck these guys really.

William Shatner, formerly known as Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise, was recently forced to submit to a pat down search by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport. Shatner was departing for a trip to Africa. During this search, the TSA forced Shatner’s pants to fall down, who was not wearing underwear, and his 81-year-old unmentionables were briefly shown for all to see.
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spock

That is too funny! He is such a good sport (hope he wasn't sporting wood at the time).


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"Captain, sensors are picking up a man going commando, Fascinating."

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Fuck these guys really.

William Shatner, formerly known as Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise, was recently forced to submit to a pat down search by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport. Shatner was departing for a trip to Africa. During this search, the TSA forced Shatner’s pants to fall down, who was not wearing underwear, and his 81-year-old unmentionables were briefly shown for all to see.
 Quoting: SSERAL



spock

That is too funny! He is such a good sport (hope he wasn't sporting wood at the time).


cruise
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yes,a matchstick.spock woulda had a totrm pole and chekov a vagins!
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The trouble with tribble
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"I was not prepared!"
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81 and he still goes commando

Shatner rules! chuckle
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81 and he still goes commando

Shatner rules! chuckle
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I know, right?

He showed them all his Captain's Log.
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81 and he still goes commando

Shatner rules! chuckle
 Quoting: Rev StarGazer


I know, right?

He showed them all his Captain's Log.
 Quoting: mind's eye


laugh
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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Shields down.
There must be a law that people can't lie.
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Idiot TSA.

Did you hear what happened when they tried to force down Chuck Norris's pants?

Exactly. Nothing.

You think anyone at TSA has the balls to try?
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He's got a rocket in his pocket



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“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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81 and he still goes commando

Shatner rules! chuckle
 Quoting: Rev StarGazer


I know, right?

He showed them all his Captain's Log.
 Quoting: mind's eye


oops2

lmao
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Gotta love the Shat'



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“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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"too 'boldly' go, where no man has gone before.'
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81 and he still goes commando

Shatner rules! chuckle
 Quoting: Rev StarGazer


I know, right?

He showed them all his Captain's Log.
 Quoting: mind's eye


lmao
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Commando? Good way to trash a suit.
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I can't believe he didn't know this would happen. Sounds like he set it up himself to draw attention.
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Sue them for



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81 and he still goes commando

Shatner rules! chuckle
 Quoting: Rev StarGazer


I know, right?

He showed them all his Captain's Log.
 Quoting: mind's eye


laugh
 Quoting: Rev StarGazer


just brilliant

lived next to the guy in malibu for a while. commanding presence. I would not want to be the tsa agent that did that to him.
rarely fly because of that n*zi agency. boycott for the captain, I say!
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William Shatner, formerly known as Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise, was recently forced to submit to a pat down search by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport. Shatner was departing for a trip to Africa. During this search, the TSA forced Shatner’s pants to fall down, who was not wearing underwear, and his 81-year-old unmentionables were briefly shown for all to see.
 Quoting: SSERAL


ADMIRAL KIRK would've ordered the entire TSA and DHS beamed-up to the center of the sun. My God, they're worse than the Klingons, haha.

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Fascinating!!!
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Tribble-dick.
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He's lucky zulu wasn't there he whould have said OH MY. ,,,,,,,, god, what I've been dreaming for years, you brute I knew you wanted me, even when you were stealing my sceanes an makeing me cry OH MY, My, My,,,,,,,,,
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Goddamnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!!!
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This happened in June of last year. I don't remember hearing about it though. blink
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This was a while ago - but still.


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Wow. Shatner is 82 years old? oops2

Dude looks to be in his 50s at most.





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