TSA Shows the World Captain Kirk's 81 Year Old Penis: Phazer on Stunned | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17547943 United States 08/03/2012 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.theblaze.com] Quoting: SSERAL Fuck these guys really. William Shatner, formerly known as Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise, was recently forced to submit to a pat down search by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport. Shatner was departing for a trip to Africa. During this search, the TSA forced Shatner’s pants to fall down, who was not wearing underwear, and his 81-year-old unmentionables were briefly shown for all to see. That is too funny! He is such a good sport (hope he wasn't sporting wood at the time). |
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dai lithium chris tells User ID: 46752628 United Kingdom 09/12/2013 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.theblaze.com] Quoting: SSERAL Fuck these guys really. William Shatner, formerly known as Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise, was recently forced to submit to a pat down search by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport. Shatner was departing for a trip to Africa. During this search, the TSA forced Shatner’s pants to fall down, who was not wearing underwear, and his 81-year-old unmentionables were briefly shown for all to see. That is too funny! He is such a good sport (hope he wasn't sporting wood at the time). yes,a matchstick.spock woulda had a totrm pole and chekov a vagins! |
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Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States 09/12/2013 04:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 81 and he still goes commando Shatner rules! “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States 09/12/2013 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States 09/12/2013 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He's got a rocket in his pocket [link to www.youtube.com] “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States 09/12/2013 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gotta love the Shat' [link to www.youtube.com] “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Hard Eight User ID: 35278639 United States 09/12/2013 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Commando? Good way to trash a suit. Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46312559 United States 09/12/2013 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just brilliant lived next to the guy in malibu for a while. commanding presence. I would not want to be the tsa agent that did that to him. rarely fly because of that n*zi agency. boycott for the captain, I say! |
Hugh M Eye User ID: 39479530 United States 09/12/2013 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.theblaze.com] Quoting: SSERAL Fuck these guys really. William Shatner, formerly known as Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise, was recently forced to submit to a pat down search by the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport. Shatner was departing for a trip to Africa. During this search, the TSA forced Shatner’s pants to fall down, who was not wearing underwear, and his 81-year-old unmentionables were briefly shown for all to see. ADMIRAL KIRK would've ordered the entire TSA and DHS beamed-up to the center of the sun. My God, they're worse than the Klingons, haha. |
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