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Stephen hawking is completely retarded and does not speak through his computer

 
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Coffee just shot out of my nose from laughing uncontrollably. It never occurred to me. It's perfect and could happen easily. They play us for such fools, why not? They are laughing at us now.
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Possible...but, very unlikely.

Hawking was BRILLIANT long before he ever succumbed to his illness. The TPTB have been heavily reliant on his research for quite some time which is the very reason why they make sure they can understand him when he speaks...or, thinks.
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Best post I have ever read on GLP
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Riddle me this?

If he is so smart then why is he so retarded?
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Coffee just shot out of my nose from laughing uncontrollably. It never occurred to me. It's perfect and could happen easily. They play us for such fools, why not? They are laughing at us now.
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Possible...but, very unlikely.

Hawking was BRILLIANT long before he ever succumbed to his illness. The TPTB have been heavily reliant on his research for quite some time which is the very reason why they make sure they can understand him when he speaks...or, thinks.
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is there any video of him before his illness?
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not for nothing OP, but you are an asshole. I mean sure, he is controlled, but he is far from retarted. The man is a genius, and i'm sure that if he was able to speak freely, he would have quite a lot to say about the true nature of the universe.
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That's why they had him say that he doesn't see the human race faring too well if aliens did come calling one day. Because it would be like columbus coming to America and we all know that didn't turn out well for the Indians. (That was to scare the tards into running for camps when they show up.)bash
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Coffee just shot out of my nose from laughing uncontrollably. It never occurred to me. It's perfect and could happen easily. They play us for such fools, why not? They are laughing at us now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11677814


Possible...but, very unlikely.

Hawking was BRILLIANT long before he ever succumbed to his illness. The TPTB have been heavily reliant on his research for quite some time which is the very reason why they make sure they can understand him when he speaks...or, thinks.
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Brilliant?

and he doesn't believe there is a God?

cant fool me
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He's jsut smashing keys all "derp derp durr" and TPTB pre-program that fucking voice to say whatever they want him to say and the little hawking tards will believe it.

ever notice how his viewpoints are directly in line with TPTBs agenda?

the guy is a vegetable. true story.

5a5a5a5a
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This thread is so quintessentially GLP Tard material. afro
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Thread: After the one like the Hawking, named Stephen, three months later the Hoover Dam will fail.

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That's why they had him say that he doesn't see the human race faring too well if aliens did come calling one day. Because it would be like columbus coming to America and we all know that didn't turn out well for the Indians. (That was to scare the tards into running for camps when they show up.)bash
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There are no aliens. If he was so smart he would know that.
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What did they ever decide about his wife beating him?
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Great entertainer!

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yeah TPTB took control of him...


or he is just a scientific realist because a fatal neurological condition, which he has battled for several decades for extremely high costs, has destroyed his body


Hawking was a regular guy in his 20's when it began

Don't think people in their 20's on GLP are safe from what happened to him

While rare, the condition he had is totally random and can strike ANYONE at ANYTIME for an UNKNOWN REASON
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Yeah...he contracted severe PTBitis...and thats what turned him day by day into more and more of an actual RETARD!
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Some guy behind the curtain like in the Wizard of Oz?
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the guy is a vegetable. true story.

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wow HAHAHAHA
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Best thread ever. Funniest thing I ever read.

Last Edited by Sparrow and Medicine on 08/03/2012 02:42 PM
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LMFAO, he IS a tool..

He's supposed to be the most intelligent man ever, yet he says there are no extra-terrestrials. He's not even open to the possibility.
 Quoting: Slick Vick

LOL where do you get your information, that is 100% wrong.


[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

Just sayin....

As for the OP's theory, it would make a lot of sense. However, I still respect that he's always been a very very smart man.
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He's jsut smashing keys all "derp derp durr" and TPTB pre-program that fucking voice to say whatever they want him to say and the little hawking tards will believe it.

ever notice how his viewpoints are directly in line with TPTBs agenda?

the guy is a vegetable. true story.

5a5a5a5a
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LMAO ("derp derp durr") that shit made my day, thank you.rofllolsignapplause2
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MOST.
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MATH TARD.
SINCE.
EINSTEIN.
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Re: Stephen hawking is completely retarded and does not speak through his computer
Riddle me this?

If he is so smart then why is he so retarded?
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Because there are diseases which affect the body but not the mind? If you couldn't figure that out yourself then you must have one of the diseases that DOES affect the brain.
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Re: Stephen hawking is completely retarded and does not speak through his computer
Riddle me this?

If he is so smart then why is he so retarded?
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Because there are diseases which affect the body but not the mind? If you couldn't figure that out yourself then you must have one of the diseases that DOES affect the brain.
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You English have no sense of humor. Go watch some Benny Hill show, you will laugh at that shit.
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Re: Stephen hawking is completely retarded and does not speak through his computer
LMFAO, he IS a tool..

He's supposed to be the most intelligent man ever, yet he says there are no extra-terrestrials. He's not even open to the possibility.
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Actually he advocates for the hostile-alien invasion propaganda.
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Look you sheeple clown acts, this is some serious stuff. Hawkings is a side show dummy actually played by anthony hopkins.

Wake up you drooling sheeples from that scolopomine induced sleep your controller has you in.

Hawkings, like all the other tards they play on the sheeple is there to fuck you up so you be trippin and shit.

Ever notice they use deformities and deficencies to get a message over on you. They know sheeples will not question a tard cause thats a no no otherwise other sheeples will attack you for being insensitive, cruel, ignorant and lame.

You must follow the bouncing ball from the controller if you are to believe, no matter how rediculous.

One more thing sheeples, who here would want to be played like hawkings and displayed to the world as you deform into a gelatinous mass of pharmacuticles and drool.

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Look you sheeple clown acts, this is some serious stuff. Hawkings is a side show dummy actually played by anthony hopkins.

Wake up you drooling sheeples from that scolopomine induced sleep your controller has you in.

Hawkings, like all the other tards they play on the sheeple is there to fuck you up so you be trippin and shit.

Ever notice they use deformities and deficencies to get a message over on you. They know sheeples will not question a tard cause thats a no no otherwise other sheeples will attack you for being insensitive, cruel, ignorant and lame.

You must follow the bouncing ball from the controller if you are to believe, no matter how rediculous.

One more thing sheeples, who here would want to be played like hawkings and displayed to the world as you deform into a gelatinous mass of pharmacuticles and drool.


 Quoting: Jizzles the Clown 18237036


clappa
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OP ur an idiot. Hawking is actually a corpse that is kept between decomposition and reanimation in order to cater to their agenda.
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Funny, 9 years ago, my father and I met Mr. Hawking at a seminar hosted by my father's company.

It breaks my heart that people are now trying to disparage him. He was wonderfully nice, witty, genuine, and overall a good guy.

He is self deprecating, and at times very sensitive, but I found him to be the most normal GENIUS I've ever seen


those of you who have something to say about this guy that is false or ignorant can burn in Hell, where u belong.
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Took you long enough to figure that out !

But it's probably a sign of cosmic concsiousness rising.

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Re: Stephen hawking is completely retarded and does not speak through his computer
He's jsut smashing keys all "derp derp durr" and TPTB pre-program that fucking voice to say whatever they want him to say and the little hawking tards will believe it.

ever notice how his viewpoints are directly in line with TPTBs agenda?

the guy is a vegetable. true story.

5a5a5a5a
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I believe you are wrong, but I wouldn't be shocked if you were right.
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Re: Stephen hawking is completely retarded and does not speak through his computer
He's jsut smashing keys all "derp derp durr" and TPTB pre-program that fucking voice to say whatever they want him to say and the little hawking tards will believe it.

ever notice how his viewpoints are directly in line with TPTBs agenda?

the guy is a vegetable. true story.

5a5a5a5a
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you win the daily dumbass award.
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:medal:
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That only looks like the bronze would he not deserve the gold.
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Riddle me this?

If he is so smart then why is he so retarded?
 Quoting: Xannixon


Because there are diseases which affect the body but not the mind? If you couldn't figure that out yourself then you must have one of the diseases that DOES affect the brain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21162826


You English have no sense of humor. Go watch some Benny Hill show, you will laugh at that shit.
 Quoting: Xannixon


That was your idea of a joke and you're telling me I have no sense of humour? That's rich.

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