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Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!

 
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Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
This is DOUBLE UNCLE DOOM!!!

Double down, double uncle, double doom.

The doom was so doomy that I can't even repeat it.
All I have to say is this:

Hunker down with a bag of chips.
TSHTF this weekend.

Your pal,
-EAT
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Thanks for the heads up!
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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No proof required, EAT. The mere fact it is you has me heading for the bunker! See you on the other side, friend!
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
My uncle told me a 7.5 earthquake will strike the London Olympics, triggering a hostile alien invasion which causes a lethal dust storm.

We basically all die.

Bring in your tomatoe plants and assign your panick sex partner(s)

Thx EAT
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
My great uncle says...

The shit is always hitting the fan somewhere,

And nobody is immune to it.

pimp
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WOOHOO!!! I've been waiting for zero hour panic sex!!!
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
just got off the tomato with my uncle...said to bring in all your doom plants


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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
Just doom it!
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Someone Hold Me!!!
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Brief must not be on.
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Alien invasion?
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This is DOUBLE UNCLE DOOM!!!

Double down, double uncle, double doom.

The doom was so doomy that I can't even repeat it.
All I have to say is this:

Hunker down with a bag of chips.
TSHTF this weekend.

Your pal,
-EAT
 Quoting: EAT 14116187


A little to much maple syrup my northern Buddy?
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Dry up and blow away.

Useless eater.
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
My great uncle says...

The shit is always hitting the fan somewhere,

And nobody is immune to it.

pimp
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774195


not if you go behind the fan. :D
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
My great uncle says...

The shit is always hitting the fan somewhere,

And nobody is immune to it.

pimp
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774195


Yah
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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"My uncle's uncle....."



Can I use that? I might need that excuse some day.
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"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

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 Quoting: BRIEF


I thought you would never get here !!!1

Whew!!!
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My uncle said live sucks and blew his brains out right in front of his mother and father.
Spirituality is the opposite of religion, religion is a substitute for spirituality. Spirituality is a direct connection to Creator The Most high. Love Not Fear!
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:cleverboteat:
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is this all u ever post on eats threads?
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glp uncle
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
I actually had a feeling we would have doom tomorrow.


But now..nothing.


GLP effect is in. Nothing will happen tomorrow.
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
I actually had a feeling we would have doom tomorrow.


But now..nothing.


GLP effect is in. Nothing will happen tomorrow.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


i say it in a dream about 6-7 month ago.

then there was a guy in military that speaked of sinkholes appearing...

i did not see orbital impact in the dream.. all i say is very thin high rise dust clouds and water clouds.

about 25 to 30 of them. in a rapid succession.

mostly hitting major population centers! Big cities.

then after the blast building start freefalling like if there was no ground bellow.
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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This is why I love GLP
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This is why I love GLP
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^^^^^This^^^^^
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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Since this moment til' monday its high weekend risk doom!
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