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Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!

 
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This is DOUBLE UNCLE DOOM!!!

Double down, double uncle, double doom.

The doom was so doomy that I can't even repeat it.
All I have to say is this:

Hunker down with a bag of chips.
TSHTF this weekend.

Your pal,
-EAT
 Quoting: EAT 14116187


This may seem strange but I had a dream last night that my uncle, who does black ops on week-ends, called me and said that TSHTF tomorrow and I should by stock in a certain kind of undergarments for adults with faulty assholes. So I totally did and made a fucking killing...and lived happily ever after.
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08/03/2012 09:40 PM
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uncledoom
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retardedthread
Banned as usual.

“It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.”
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08/03/2012 09:47 PM
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Doom on!!
Love & Light...
BRIEF

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08/03/2012 09:58 PM

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EAT should start up a cult. It would be epic!
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and gay.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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EAT should start up a cult. It would be epic!
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and gay.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Eat gets to you, why?
BRIEF

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08/03/2012 10:00 PM

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EAT should start up a cult. It would be epic!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20706506


and gay.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Eat gets to you, why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892380


LOL, nah...we go way back...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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08/03/2012 10:02 PM
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EAT should start up a cult. It would be epic!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20706506


and gay.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Eat gets to you, why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892380


LOL, nah...we go way back...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ah ok, so you are not just being a prick, it's an injoke.
Is Eat on this injoke?
BRIEF

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08/03/2012 10:07 PM

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and gay.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Eat gets to you, why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892380


LOL, nah...we go way back...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ah ok, so you are not just being a prick, it's an injoke.
Is Eat on this injoke?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892162


Yeah, he won't post a pic of himself or his girl...child...pretty sure he made that up since he's queer...right eat?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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08/03/2012 10:16 PM
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Eat gets to you, why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892380


LOL, nah...we go way back...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ah ok, so you are not just being a prick, it's an injoke.
Is Eat on this injoke?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892162


Yeah, he won't post a pic of himself or his girl...child...pretty sure he made that up since he's queer...right eat?
 Quoting: BRIEF


As opposed to you who likes to repeatedly post a pic of you being overweight and your frustrated looking children?

I am sorry but if Eat doesn't want to post a pic that is his prerogative, I never would on here. Just because you like to spam threads with your pic doesn't mean we all would like to.
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08/03/2012 10:21 PM
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EAT should start up a cult. It would be epic!
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He has - it's called Toronto...
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08/03/2012 10:21 PM
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
This is DOUBLE UNCLE DOOM!!!

Double down, double uncle, double doom.

The doom was so doomy that I can't even repeat it.
All I have to say is this:

Hunker down with a bag of chips.
TSHTF this weekend.

Your pal,
-EAT
 Quoting: EAT 14116187


Alright! I've been yearning for some uncle doom!

But c'mon can't you provide more details? I mean what's the point? *I* could've written what you did.
BRIEF

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08/03/2012 10:48 PM

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LOL, nah...we go way back...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ah ok, so you are not just being a prick, it's an injoke.
Is Eat on this injoke?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892162


Yeah, he won't post a pic of himself or his girl...child...pretty sure he made that up since he's queer...right eat?
 Quoting: BRIEF


As opposed to you who likes to repeatedly post a pic of you being overweight and your frustrated looking children?

I am sorry but if Eat doesn't want to post a pic that is his prerogative, I never would on here. Just because you like to spam threads with your pic doesn't mean we all would like to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20920643


LOL, I don't spam, I'm not overweight, but they don't like to take time for a pic when there are coasters to ride :)
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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08/03/2012 10:51 PM
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LOL, I don't spam, I'm not overweight
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Yeah, and Obama was born in Hawaii.
Eggcellent
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Re: Just got off the phone with my uncle's uncle... DOOM is upon us this weekend!
This is DOUBLE UNCLE DOOM!!!

Double down, double uncle, double doom.

The doom was so doomy that I can't even repeat it.
All I have to say is this:

Hunker down with a bag of chips.
TSHTF this weekend.

Your pal,
-EAT
 Quoting: EAT 14116187


Why is stupid shite like this rated highly?
Trinity why would anyone want to pay to access your joke of a SHTF site,when 80% of it is bored kiddies playing around?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21222158



Oh, lighten up and don't be so stuffy!
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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08/03/2012 11:03 PM

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LOL, I don't spam, I'm not overweight
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah, and Obama was born in Hawaii.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892173


Sorry you're a 90 lb weakling,soaking wet, but I could bench 250 lb at 12...


:Briefcoaster367:
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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LOL, nah...we go way back...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ah ok, so you are not just being a prick, it's an injoke.
Is Eat on this injoke?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892162


Yeah, he won't post a pic of himself or his girl...child...pretty sure he made that up since he's queer...right eat?
 Quoting: BRIEF


As opposed to you who likes to repeatedly post a pic of you being overweight and your frustrated looking children?

I am sorry but if Eat doesn't want to post a pic that is his prerogative, I never would on here. Just because you like to spam threads with your pic doesn't mean we all would like to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20920643




A while back EAT was posting his picture as his Avatar (at least, I THINK it was him!) Not bad looking at all! hf
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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08/03/2012 11:09 PM
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LOL, I don't spam, I'm not overweight
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah, and Obama was born in Hawaii.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892173


Sorry you're a 90 lb weakling,soaking wet, but I could bench 250 lb at 12...


:Briefcoaster367:
 Quoting: BRIEF


The old wives tale ( even though it has been proven a myth ) of horizontal stripes making you look fatter must be true, you look quite chunky.
BRIEF

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Ah ok, so you are not just being a prick, it's an injoke.
Is Eat on this injoke?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892162


Yeah, he won't post a pic of himself or his girl...child...pretty sure he made that up since he's queer...right eat?
 Quoting: BRIEF


As opposed to you who likes to repeatedly post a pic of you being overweight and your frustrated looking children?

I am sorry but if Eat doesn't want to post a pic that is his prerogative, I never would on here. Just because you like to spam threads with your pic doesn't mean we all would like to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20920643




A while back EAT was posting his picture as his Avatar (at least, I THINK it was him!) Not bad looking at all! hf
 Quoting: Eggcellent


No, it was an actor that he claims looks like him...and it wasn't an avatar, EAT has never been a paying member...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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LOL, I don't spam, I'm not overweight
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah, and Obama was born in Hawaii.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892173


Sorry you're a 90 lb weakling,soaking wet, but I could bench 250 lb at 12...


:Briefcoaster367:
 Quoting: BRIEF


The old wives tale ( even though it has been proven a myth ) of horizontal stripes making you look fatter must be true, you look quite chunky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21226143


Even at 80 MPH falling off a drop of a coaster? Hmmm, never heard that one before...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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:kingsisland:
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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08/03/2012 11:13 PM
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Yeah, and Obama was born in Hawaii.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20892173


Sorry you're a 90 lb weakling,soaking wet, but I could bench 250 lb at 12...


:Briefcoaster367:
 Quoting: BRIEF


The old wives tale ( even though it has been proven a myth ) of horizontal stripes making you look fatter must be true, you look quite chunky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21226143


Even at 80 MPH falling off a drop of a coaster? Hmmm, never heard that one before...
 Quoting: BRIEF


And the coater made your face look fat?
Or, perhaps you believe you look svelt and yet a full length mirror might tell you different.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who is the chunkiest of us all?
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08/03/2012 11:14 PM
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:kingsisland:
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May I present the spam pic.
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08/03/2012 11:17 PM
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(uncle's uncle=great uncle)+(DOOM)=GREAT DOOM
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08/03/2012 11:20 PM
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Holy Shaz... I just noticed this thread has had 11 votes and all are 5 star votes.
That can only mean the shaz hits the golden fan for surely!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14116187


:fandango6:
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You need to be punched in the face. SO hard.
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Sorry you're a 90 lb weakling,soaking wet, but I could bench 250 lb at 12...


:Briefcoaster367:
 Quoting: BRIEF


The old wives tale ( even though it has been proven a myth ) of horizontal stripes making you look fatter must be true, you look quite chunky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21226143


Even at 80 MPH falling off a drop of a coaster? Hmmm, never heard that one before...
 Quoting: BRIEF


And the coater made your face look fat?
Or, perhaps you believe you look svelt and yet a full length mirror might tell you different.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who is the chunkiest of us all?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21227663


So, how many times do you have to turn around to make a shadow?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Dude, you really nailed it......banana2
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How long must I keep my tomatoes inside? They get cabin fever after awhile.
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This is DOUBLE UNCLE DOOM!!!

Double down, double uncle, double doom.

The doom was so doomy that I can't even repeat it.
All I have to say is this:

Hunker down with a bag of chips.
TSHTF this weekend.

Your pal,
-EAT
 Quoting: EAT 14116187


NO WAY!! You too? I heard the same thing From my fiance's fathers uncles brothers stepsisters grandfather's daughters brothers husbands wifes 2nd cousins biological mothers grandmothers 22nd cousins boyfriend and I thought I was in the know.
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This is DOUBLE UNCLE DOOM!!!

Double down, double uncle, double doom.

The doom was so doomy that I can't even repeat it.
All I have to say is this:

Hunker down with a bag of chips.
TSHTF this weekend.

Your pal,
-EAT
 Quoting: EAT 14116187


Why is stupid shite like this rated highly?
Trinity why would anyone want to pay to access your joke of a SHTF site,when 80% of it is bored kiddies playing around?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21222158


your just jalous, that you don't have that much attention!

alright. let's give you love!hf
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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This just in...

EAT got ate.

But everything comes out in the end.

U.N.C.L.E.





GLP