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Chik-Fil-A sets a world record: 1 BILLION SERVED IN 1 DAY!!

 
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Chick-fil-A announced that it had set a new fast food record by serving 1 billion people in one day!

Tim Winings, Chick-fil-A, Vice President of Marketing, stated that the response to the Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day 2012 has exceeded their expectations beyond any imagining.

“My daughters and I went to Chick-fil-A in Wake Forest, NC around 1:45 today in hopes of avoiding the rush. At that time, the line was still backed up five miles out of the restaurant parking lot!” Natalie Z. in North Carolina wrote to WWN.

“The drive-thru line at the Springfield, Illinois Chick-fil-A went all the way to Nebraska,” said one representative of Chick-fil-A.

There were still thousands of people lined up at 11 pm in Atlanta...
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The plan worked perfectly. I give it 2 weeks before the virus they put in the chicken is completely out of control.
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The plan worked perfectly. I give it 2 weeks before the virus they put in the chicken is completely out of control.
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You just blew my mind....
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
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[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

Chick-fil-A announced that it had set a new fast food record by serving 1 billion people in one day!

Tim Winings, Chick-fil-A, Vice President of Marketing, stated that the response to the Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day 2012 has exceeded their expectations beyond any imagining.

“My daughters and I went to Chick-fil-A in Wake Forest, NC around 1:45 today in hopes of avoiding the rush. At that time, the line was still backed up five miles out of the restaurant parking lot!” Natalie Z. in North Carolina wrote to WWN.

“The drive-thru line at the Springfield, Illinois Chick-fil-A went all the way to Nebraska,” said one representative of Chick-fil-A.

There were still thousands of people lined up at 11 pm in Atlanta...
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
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Read much?

"Hungry diners from all across the country, and in ninety-one countries around the world"
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[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

Chick-fil-A announced that it had set a new fast food record by serving 1 billion people in one day!

Tim Winings, Chick-fil-A, Vice President of Marketing, stated that the response to the Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day 2012 has exceeded their expectations beyond any imagining.

“My daughters and I went to Chick-fil-A in Wake Forest, NC around 1:45 today in hopes of avoiding the rush. At that time, the line was still backed up five miles out of the restaurant parking lot!” Natalie Z. in North Carolina wrote to WWN.

“The drive-thru line at the Springfield, Illinois Chick-fil-A went all the way to Nebraska,” said one representative of Chick-fil-A.

There were still thousands of people lined up at 11 pm in Atlanta...
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


It means..DICKHEAD..that they SOLD 1 billion ITEMS...not ONE item to one billion PEOPLE.

FUCK some people are retarded.
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The plan worked perfectly. I give it 2 weeks before the virus they put in the chicken is completely out of control.
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I had the carrot salad.
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Dear homosexuals,
I really need your help.

Is there anything I can do or say that would get you to boycott my businesses?

Please?
protest
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


Read much?

"Hungry diners from all across the country, and in ninety-one countries around the world"
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Read this.. [link to www.chick-fil-a.com]

Credited with introducing the original boneless breast of chicken sandwich and pioneering in-mall fast food, Chick-fil-A®, Inc., is one of the largest privately-held restaurant chains - with more than 1,600 restaurants in 39 states and Washington, D.C. (as of March 2012) - and the second-largest quick-service chicken restaurant chain in the nation, based on annual sales.

Doesn't say ANYTHING about other countries..
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"And I'm gonna go after all of those profits on the basis that a hate crime was committed !"
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The plan worked perfectly. I give it 2 weeks before the virus they put in the chicken is completely out of control.
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It will mutate and vector, and only kill off males who have semen in their mouths and anuses.

But thanks for playing.

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Results:

A few very rich executives laughing all the way to the bank and one particular VP gets a promotion and a big bonus for coming up with the idea.

ohno
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


It's the number of orders. A lot, and I mean a LOT of people ordered dozens of meals, and went back 2-3 times.
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A few very rich executives laughing all the way to the bank and one particular VP gets a promotion and a big bonus for coming up with the idea.

ohno
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


He didn't come up with any idea.

A pommy reporter asked him a question, he answered in the affirmative, the fags went berserk, and the sane hetero market responded.

Game, set, match.
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Dear homosexuals,
I really need your help.

Is there anything I can do or say that would get you to boycott my businesses?

Please?
protest
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1rof1
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


It means..DICKHEAD..that they SOLD 1 billion ITEMS...not ONE item to one billion PEOPLE.

FUCK some people are retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586274


Okay.. lets say 50 million people bought three items..
It would STILL be 150 million items..

Even with 100 million people.. 1/3 of the US.. would be 300 million items..

Be realistic.. DUMBASS.
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


It means..DICKHEAD..that they SOLD 1 billion ITEMS...not ONE item to one billion PEOPLE.

FUCK some people are retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586274


Okay.. lets say 50 million people bought three items..
It would STILL be 150 million items..

Even with 100 million people.. 1/3 of the US.. would be 300 million items..

Be realistic.. DUMBASS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


WORLDWIDE not America wide
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Results:

A few very rich executives laughing all the way to the bank and one particular VP gets a promotion and a big bonus for coming up with the idea.

ohno
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


He didn't come up with any idea.

A pommy reporter asked him a question, he answered in the affirmative, the fags went berserk, and the sane hetero market responded.

Game, set, match.
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Ha, well said.
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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


It means..DICKHEAD..that they SOLD 1 billion ITEMS...not ONE item to one billion PEOPLE.

FUCK some people are retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586274


Okay.. lets say 50 million people bought three items..
It would STILL be 150 million items..

Even with 100 million people.. 1/3 of the US.. would be 300 million items..

Be realistic.. DUMBASS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


WORLDWIDE not America wide
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LOL are you stupid? The only have restaurants in USA.
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It means..DICKHEAD..that they SOLD 1 billion ITEMS...not ONE item to one billion PEOPLE.

FUCK some people are retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586274


Okay.. lets say 50 million people bought three items..
It would STILL be 150 million items..

Even with 100 million people.. 1/3 of the US.. would be 300 million items..

Be realistic.. DUMBASS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


WORLDWIDE not America wide
 Quoting: Charlie Scene


LOL are you stupid? The only have restaurants in USA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


putin
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A few very rich executives laughing all the way to the bank and one particular VP gets a promotion and a big bonus for coming up with the idea.

ohno
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


He didn't come up with any idea.

A pommy reporter asked him a question, he answered in the affirmative, the fags went berserk, and the sane hetero market responded.

Game, set, match.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21200819


Oh, you mean the fake planted reporter that was told exactly what question to ask?
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Right on! Freedom of speech peeps represent. hf
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Dear homosexuals,
I really need your help.

Is there anything I can do or say that would get you to boycott my businesses?

Please?
protest
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Just stand up for The Bible and the homos will be knocking your door down to get at you.
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A few very rich executives laughing all the way to the bank and one particular VP gets a promotion and a big bonus for coming up with the idea.

ohno
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


He didn't come up with any idea.

A pommy reporter asked him a question, he answered in the affirmative, the fags went berserk, and the sane hetero market responded.

Game, set, match.
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Ha, well said.
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cheers
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Re: Chik-Fil-A sets a world record: 1 BILLION SERVED IN 1 DAY!!
1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


Read much?

"Hungry diners from all across the country, and in ninety-one countries around the world"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1387941


LOL

As of April 2012, Chick-fil-A has 1,614 restaurants in 39 states and the District of Columbia, and is focusing future growth in the American Midwest, the Philippines, Mexico and Southern California.[4] The corporate culture is heavily influenced by its founder's Christian beliefs; unlike the vast majority of fast food franchises, Chick-fil-A is closed for business on Sunday.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

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1 billion people? What a bunch of bull shnikeys.. There are 300 million people in the US.. Im pretty sure the whole US didnt go and buy chick fil a 3 times that day..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


It means..DICKHEAD..that they SOLD 1 billion ITEMS...not ONE item to one billion PEOPLE.

FUCK some people are retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17586274


Okay.. lets say 50 million people bought three items..
It would STILL be 150 million items..

Even with 100 million people.. 1/3 of the US.. would be 300 million items..

Be realistic.. DUMBASS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7092072


WORLDWIDE not America wide
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WHAT...you mean there is something besides America (USA)? Nah your making it up there is only the USA the rest is a false flag, swamp gas, etc.
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A few very rich executives laughing all the way to the bank and one particular VP gets a promotion and a big bonus for coming up with the idea.

ohno
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


He didn't come up with any idea.

A pommy reporter asked him a question, he answered in the affirmative, the fags went berserk, and the sane hetero market responded.

Game, set, match.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21200819


Oh, you mean the fake planted reporter that was told exactly what question to ask?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20456605


1rof1

Yeah, that one.

Life is always going to be a mystery to you, son, because it will never work the way you think it "should".

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Holy shite :O
and who the hell would wait in a 5 mile long line for a fast food meal?
And 1 billion is about 1/7 of the world population.
I am not a anonymous coward.
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[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

Chick-fil-A announced that it had set a new fast food record by serving 1 billion people in one day!

Tim Winings, Chick-fil-A, Vice President of Marketing, stated that the response to the Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day 2012 has exceeded their expectations beyond any imagining.

“My daughters and I went to Chick-fil-A in Wake Forest, NC around 1:45 today in hopes of avoiding the rush. At that time, the line was still backed up five miles out of the restaurant parking lot!” Natalie Z. in North Carolina wrote to WWN.

“The drive-thru line at the Springfield, Illinois Chick-fil-A went all the way to Nebraska,” said one representative of Chick-fil-A.

There were still thousands of people lined up at 11 pm in Atlanta...
 Quoting: The Professor 21200819


Obvious horseshit. Everyone in America I'd not eat there 3 times that day nd lines backed up from Illinois to Nebraska? Freaking retarded.





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