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Cleansing your Pineal Gland with Urine - - - a HOWTO

 
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I have been using Urine Pineal Gland cleansing for 3 1/2 years now. The best way to do this is using the nasal-pineal technique. This technique involves the Sirsha-asana position (head stand).

Step 1. Collect your urine in a typical nasal squeeze bottle like the ones used to flush your sinuses.
Step 2. Get positioned in the Sirsha-asana position. Position your dominant hand so that you can flex your elbow and reach your nose with your hand.
Step 3. Insert urine nozzle into nasal cavity.
Step 4. Inhale deeply, hold for 10 seconds, focus energy on Pineal Gland. Exhale. Repeat 3 times.
Step 5. Squeeze urine nozzle gently while inhaling through the nose.
Step 6. Steadily reach for your nose and squeeze your nostrils together while inhaling the urine into your sinus cavities. Hold for 10 seconds.
Step 7. Come out of the Sirsha-asana position and stand upright. You can now swallow.

I have used this with great results.
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video or it didn't happen. lol
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How did you came across that technique?

It's actually interesting... Will look onto it
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only do this if your retarded.
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Op,s really taking the piss.
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WTF is that a lot like golden waterboarding yourself?
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I have been using Urine Pineal Gland cleansing for 3 1/2 years now. The best way to do this is using the nasal-pineal technique. This technique involves the Sirsha-asana position (head stand).

Step 1. Collect your urine in a typical nasal squeeze bottle like the ones used to flush your sinuses.
Step 2. Get positioned in the Sirsha-asana position. Position your dominant hand so that you can flex your elbow and reach your nose with your hand.
Step 3. Insert urine nozzle into nasal cavity.
Step 4. Inhale deeply, hold for 10 seconds, focus energy on Pineal Gland. Exhale. Repeat 3 times.
Step 5. Squeeze urine nozzle gently while inhaling through the nose.
Step 6. Steadily reach for your nose and squeeze your nostrils together while inhaling the urine into your sinus cavities. Hold for 10 seconds.
Step 7. Come out of the Sirsha-asana position and stand upright. You can now swallow.

I have used this with great results.
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Actually there is some benefit to urine. It is amazing stuff. Very pure. The crap comes out the other hole. Thats a pretty drastic way of waking up your gland. My way. Collect some morning urine, mid stream. A FEW drops in glass of water. Knock it back. Its not that bad and will do the same thing. Check into Urine therapy. Lots on the net about it. Several books and studies. Its even in the bible that you can cure yourself by drinking your own peeeeeee.Your own pee, not somebody else's. Cleans up Acne too. A few drops a day keeps the doctor away.
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Why would anyone want a pissy face. Hell op im sure some people would be glad to piss up ur nose lol
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Actually there is some benefit to urine. It is amazing stuff. Very pure. The crap comes out the other hole. Thats a pretty drastic way of waking up your gland. My way. Collect some morning urine, mid stream. A FEW drops in glass of water. Knock it back. Its not that bad and will do the same thing. Check into Urine therapy. Lots on the net about it. Several books and studies. Its even in the bible that you can cure yourself by drinking your own peeeeeee.Your own pee, not somebody else's. Cleans up Acne too. A few drops a day keeps the doctor away.
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Urine is a waste product of your body, why would you want to put waste back in? Your kidneys have already filtered this junk out. Urine therapy is the latest snake oil product in the con artists bag of tricks.

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Okay.

My grandmother talked of this practice.....I thought she was nuts.....but she was an amazing woman. I miss her...and I am her.
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better off just drinking it
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There are better ways to activate. Once it is active, it swells with blood and all the calcination breaks up. Once your switched on, your on for good. No need to snort piss.
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Someone gonna do it. Idiots.

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Indeed mine is activated once a day when performing this procedure. Even if you activate once, it is easy for impurities (i.e., complex man-made chemicals) to close the 3rd eye.
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Re: Cleansing your Pineal Gland with Urine - - - a HOWTO
You mean the Peeneal gland?
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Actually there is some benefit to urine. It is amazing stuff. Very pure. The crap comes out the other hole. Thats a pretty drastic way of waking up your gland. My way. Collect some morning urine, mid stream. A FEW drops in glass of water. Knock it back. Its not that bad and will do the same thing. Check into Urine therapy. Lots on the net about it. Several books and studies. Its even in the bible that you can cure yourself by drinking your own peeeeeee.Your own pee, not somebody else's. Cleans up Acne too. A few drops a day keeps the doctor away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21219021


Urine is a waste product of your body, why would you want to put waste back in? Your kidneys have already filtered this junk out. Urine therapy is the latest snake oil product in the con artists bag of tricks.

putin
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How could these snake oil salesmen sell you your own piss? Your comment doesn't make sense to me.
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So the secret of tptb is that they are all pisssniffers.