Some vaginas feel like well oiled worn in baseball mitts, and some vaginas feel like warm soapy sponges, In my life ive loved them all

I've found that there are only two kinds - the good ol' bigguns, and the big ol' gooduns.

yup

From the beautiful vaginas of youth that looks like a beautiful rose about to bloom to the vaginas of old age that looks like a cow patty with a wagon wheel track threw it lol

Last Edited by BULLY! BULLY! on 08/03/2012 09:00 PM

It's VAGINAE. Any non-virgin knows this.

I cant stand these heterosexuals rubbing thier lifestyles choices on our noses!!

Shut it fag !

Suck my cock, closet case!

Go blow a job!

No Body Cares.............

Thats YOUR job!

I'm betting OP is twelve...

I had about 400 vaginas in my day. Each one was unique. Some i can't forget, some i don't want to remember.

But they all got the job done. Took an upper cut like a champ. And never let me down. All across the globe i gave orgasms. Some squirted. Some clapped. And some queefed. But they all quivered. Praise the wonderful vagina.

Actually my job, is telling you what to do. So, go blow a job, you insubordinate.

Who are you trying to fool hungry queen?

I'm fooling no one, booty bandit.

We know.

We know.

"I had about 400 vaginas in my day. Each one was unique. Some i can't forget, some i don't want to remember.

But they all got the job done. Took an upper cut like a champ. And never let me down. All across the globe i gave orgasms. Some squirted. Some clapped. And some queefed. But they all quivered. Praise the wonderful vagina."


That's beautiful poetry right there. Very moving.

vajazzles vajayjay

ever done one?

Approved!

The warm soapy spongelike ones are ovulating OP! Pull out!

So you are a male whore?

They all feel great to me. However, the asshole is my playground. The f asshole

no two smell the same?

Or turd burglar......

Such a wonderful song. And it's nice that you feel that way about the vaginas in your life. I definitely feel that way about the penises in my life ... and oh yeah the men attached to them. :)

I like a nice Wet warm not to tight soft plump shaved pink sexy vagina that wraps around my think hard pulsatiing member when I enter it and penatrate deep where it slides in an I feel every inch of the women when Im all the way in its undescibile yum yum

Captain Zero from Ultima Online?