What have you stupid young fucks given us besides "Jersey Shore', rap "music", and showing us your asses cuz you don't know how to wear pants?

I suppose there was that moment where you showed us how to squat in parks and shit on cop cars, but really, we already knew how to do that, we just had a little too much conscience...after all, it's our money that pays to wash that off.

You might understand if you've ever had to buy your own copy of Battlefield 3, then shit on the disk and had to beg for more allowance to replace it.

Of every 10 of you that I hire, maaaaaybe 1 is worth a shit. You can't make it to work cuz of some various bullshit excuse.

The last guy I canned gave me some BS about his place being burglarized...I check his Facebook account and he was posting drunk-ass pictures from the bar at 3 am..calls me at 6:30 with his bullshit. Then, I fire his ass, and he's all, "You're keepin me down, Man!"



Fuck you, idiot slackers, I will never hire anyone under 30 again. I'm done with your BS.