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Painful Zipper Injuries Are Common Amongst Uncircumcised Men...and other interesting facts.

 
Judethz
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Sk8rB No doubt about it. The circumcised definitely have a head start over the uncircumcised.

Painful zipper injuries are fairly common in uncircumcised males.

•Of the 60,000 cases of penile cancer reported since the 1930's, fewer than 10 occurred in circumcised men. The risk of penile cancer in uncircumcised men is 1 case per 380-600 men; in circumcised men it is 1 case per 75,000 to 8 million men.

•Prostate cancer may be increased for uncircumcised men.

•Cervical cancer is increased in the partners of uncircumcised men.

•Every study ever done has shown increased incidence of urinary tract infection in uncircumcised males. One in 25-100 uncircumcised males will get at least one urinary tract infection. These infections can cause scarring of the kidney and ultimately hypertension or kidney failure.
Sexually transmitted diseases are more common in uncircumcised men.

These statistics from Thomas E. Wiswell, Jefferson Medical Center, Philadelphia.

Edited to under 50% with link... [link to www.drhull.com]

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Real men wear button fly 501s.
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Dont believe everything you read OP
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how the fuck does someone get their dick stuck in their zipper if they are wearing underwear?


answer that


also its like saying cutting off your nose prevents nose cancer/
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This thread is full of fail
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when someone posts statistics with absolutely no theory explaining anything, you know what they are...


i have long suspected you to be a sleeper shill judethz, and the sad thing is you dont even know it.
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how the fuck does someone get their dick stuck in their zipper if they are wearing underwear?


answer that

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bottom2 Maybe they keep getting their knickers in a twist. lol
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It's never too late for circumcision.

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Cruel, vicious maiming of babies. If God gave men a foreskin, it has a purpose.

No one is born fully clothed the act is an archaic re;ligious relic, practiced by barbaric religions.
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This thread is full of fail
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Yes is it.

Besides, getting one's penis caught in a zipper is no laughing matter. I get tears in my eyes just thinking about it (speaking from experience).
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real men blindly support zionism and post pictures in every thread of asian women in a sick twisted fasion
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when someone posts statistics with absolutely no theory explaining anything, you know what they are...
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beacht9 Hey can't you read. I said in the first post ...These statistics from Thomas E. Wiswell, Jefferson Medical Center, Philadelphia

As for theory it's so obvious that I didn't bother to include it. It usually happens when not paying attention to safely tucking things away after having a pee. Or from getting dressed in a hurry.
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Real men wear button fly 501s.
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Yes men with manginas...
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It's never too late for circumcision.

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9teen That's true, but at 8 days old it's all pretty much over in a few minutes. I assume that that is because the nerve endings are only just starting to develop, so the pain is very minimal.

I think most Muslims get circumcised at 7 or 8 years old, so things are a bit sore for a few weeks.
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Real men wear button fly 501s.
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Yes men with manginas...
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lol

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Real men wear button fly 501s.
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Yes men with manginas...
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hill1 Thats homophobic. LOL
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when someone posts statistics with absolutely no theory explaining anything, you know what they are...
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:beacht9: Hey can't you read. I said in the first post ...These statistics from Thomas E. Wiswell, Jefferson Medical Center, Philadelphia

As for theory it's so obvious that I didn't bother to include it. It usually happens when not paying attention to safely tucking things away after having a pee. Or from getting dressed in a hurry.
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Slight flaw in the argument tho. It has nothing to with circumcision. You can trap your love stick anywhere along it's length.

I'm not circumcised, have injured myself a couple of times but never trapped the foreskin.
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Slight flaw in the argument tho. It has nothing to with circumcision. You can trap your love stick anywhere along it's length.

I'm not circumcised, have injured myself a couple of times but never trapped the foreskin.
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7491t9 The doctor actually said •Painful zipper injuries are fairly common in uncircumcised males. So that does not exclude other causes, although it's probably the most common one.

So what happened with you, or are you too embarrassed to tell.
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So then, why does your god create dicks with foreskins, OP?
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Slight flaw in the argument tho. It has nothing to with circumcision. You can trap your love stick anywhere along it's length.

I'm not circumcised, have injured myself a couple of times but never trapped the foreskin.
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:7491t9: The doctor actually said •Painful zipper injuries are fairly common in uncircumcised males. So that does not exclude other causes, although it's probably the most common one.

So what happened with you, or are you too embarrassed to tell.
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Not embarrassed in the slightest.

I dunno really, one minute you're waggling the flag (can't be having those tell tail embarrassing blotches around the zipper area) and the next you're in pain like you've never felt before.

Not paying attention I suppose

Strange tho, on the 2 or 3 occasions I've done it I have been wearing jeans. Maybe there's a market for penis friendly jean zippers?
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So then, why does your God create dicks with foreskins, OP?
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people1 I don't know everything.
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That's because only a Moran is uncircumcised.
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That's because only a Moran is uncircumcised.
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No no, I disagree. I'm almost certain the only qualification you need to be considered a moran is to be an American.

I'm pretty sure I'm 100% correct on that score.
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So what happened with you, or are you too embarrassed to tell.
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Not embarrassed in the slightest.

I dunno really, one minute you're waggling the flag (can't be having those tell tail embarrassing blotches around the zipper area) and the next you're in pain like you've never felt before.

Not paying attention I suppose

Strange tho, on the 2 or 3 occasions I've done it I have been wearing jeans. Maybe there's a market for penis friendly jean zippers?
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blumerl I just thought, I bet that the culprit in a lot of cases is Y front underwear. You think that you've safely tucked your willy wigglier away, but for whatever reason you haven't. Then you pull up the zipper and...1doh1
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That's because only a Moran is uncircumcised.
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cowgal Aw come on, either is OK. There is in fact a big argument about it in the New Testament. Basically some Christians of Jewish background where saying that converts had to become circumcised and Paul (I think) said that they didn't.
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So then, why does your god create dicks with foreskins, OP?
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Indeed, it's so retarded and sick to chop off part of a little boys manhood.
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you can't have a Prince Albert if you're uncut, either.
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Indeed, it's so retarded and sick to chop off part of a little boys manhood.
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lovecomm Gimme a break, there must be a good few hundred million Jewish males who have been circumcised over the last 6,000 years or so. If it's "so awful" then why, apart from a few wingers and whiners, do not the Jewish male population protest and complain about it.


Gen 17:14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.
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Indeed, it's so retarded and sick to chop off part of a little boys manhood.
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:lovecomm: Gimme a break, there must be a good few hundred million Jewish males who have been circumcised over the last 6,000 years or so. If it's "so awful" then why, apart from a few wingers and whiners, do not the Jewish male population protest and complain about it.


Gen 17:14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.
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I not sure I follow your logic I'm afraid. A few million people thought the earth was flat not too long ago, but that didn't make it so did it?
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Goofy Thum

Real men go to Tel Aviv on vacation.

It's the Gay Capitol of the World, you know.

Tel Aviv aims to be world's gay capital
[link to www.ynetnews.com]
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That's because only a Moran is uncircumcised.
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:cowgal: Aw come on, either is OK. There is in fact a big argument about it in the New Testament. Basically some Christians of Jewish background where saying that converts had to become circumcised and Paul (I think) said that they didn't.
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the Holy Spirit and all the apostles said they didn't, see Acts 15

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