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Painful Zipper Injuries Are Common Amongst Uncircumcised Men...and other interesting facts.

 
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Indeed, it's so retarded and sick to chop off part of a little boys manhood.
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:lovecomm: Gimme a break, there must be a good few hundred million Jewish males who have been circumcised over the last 6,000 years or so. If it's "so awful" then why, apart from a few wingers and whiners, do not the Jewish male population protest and complain about it.


Gen 17:14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.
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I guess you have missed all the threads here at GLP..

It's an violent attack on defenseless babies..
Let them choose themselves.
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Indeed, it's so retarded and sick to chop off part of a little boys manhood.
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lovecomm Gimme a break, there must be a good few hundred million Jewish males who have been circumcised over the last 6,000 years or so. If it's "so awful" then why, apart from a few wingers and whiners, do not the Jewish male population protest and complain about it.


Gen 17:14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.
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I not sure I follow your logic I'm afraid. A few million people thought the earth was flat not too long ago, but that didn't make it so did it?
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This ^ again..
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I not sure I follow your logic I'm afraid. A few million people thought the earth was flat not too long ago, but that didn't make it so did it?
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So whats that got to do with circumcision...blumerr
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I not sure I follow your logic I'm afraid. A few million people thought the earth was flat not too long ago, but that didn't make it so did it?
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So whats that got to do with circumcision...:blumerr:
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Your posts suggests that hundreds of millions of jewish people do not think 'it's awful' to be circumcised.

I'm saying it doesn't matter what a 'collective' (no matter how big the collective is) of people think, it doesn't make a false a positive. In other words, it doesn't matter if 100 trillion people believe something to be correct, if ultimately they are incorrect.
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Indeed, it's so retarded and sick to chop off part of a little boys manhood.
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:lovecomm: Gimme a break, there must be a good few hundred million Jewish males who have been circumcised over the last 6,000 years or so. If it's "so awful" then why, apart from a few wingers and whiners, do not the Jewish male population protest and complain about it.


Gen 17:14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.
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Kind of answered your own question with that bible verse. They don't complain because they undergo mind control from a young age and believe it's been done for their own good.
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Your posts suggests that hundreds of millions of Jewish people do not think 'it's awful' to be circumcised.

I'm saying it doesn't matter what a 'collective' (no matter how big the collective is) of people think, it doesn't make a false a positive. In other words, it doesn't matter if 100 trillion people believe something to be correct, if ultimately they are incorrect.
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bluewings I'm not suggesting "that hundreds of millions of Jewish people do not think 'it's awful' to be circumcised." I'm stating it as a fact.

Your second statement would be true if God didn't exist. But He does exist, therefore you are wrong.
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I must admit I got me owd chap stuck in me zipper one time. It was agony. Men, be careful when putting your tackle away.
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Your posts suggests that hundreds of millions of Jewish people do not think 'it's awful' to be circumcised.

I'm saying it doesn't matter what a 'collective' (no matter how big the collective is) of people think, it doesn't make a false a positive. In other words, it doesn't matter if 100 trillion people believe something to be correct, if ultimately they are incorrect.

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bluewings I'm not suggesting "that hundreds of millions of Jewish people do not think 'it's awful' to be circumcised." I'm stating it as a fact.

Your second statement would be true if God didn't exist. But He does exist, therefore you are wrong.
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I'm interested in breaking down the logical structure of this argument, not so much the subject itself, although it is a curious topic.

The first premise appears to be in favor of non-relative truth, that is to say, an absolute measure of truth.

"I'm saying it doesn't matter what a 'collective' (no matter how big the collective is) of people think, it doesn't make a false a positive. In other words, it doesn't matter if 100 trillion people believe something to be correct, if ultimately they are incorrect."

Then Bluewings counters with this counter-argument:

"Your second statement would be true if God didn't exist. But He does exist, therefore you are wrong."

I'm not following the logic. Are you suggesting that God would approve of relativistic truths? So.. if the majority of humans believe something to be true then God would believe it to be true also? Think about that for a moment, wouldn't it be the opposite? God as the source of absolute truth?
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you are like the weirdest old dude, for real. ohyeah
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So then, why does your god create dicks with foreskins, OP?
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Good question.

I think it's so they can offer to sacrifice a child by killing it on a mountain top (horrific bloodthirsty act) only to have their only-so-loving God -- whose busy smiting their enemies most of the time -- say "nah that's ok just give me his foreskin instead. Or failing that, how about a silver sheckle, suckka."

I mean really, this thread IS full of fail, but moreso is this barbaric custom inherited from a bunch of sheep herders in the desert 4000 years ago.

Like fluoride, circumcision is a failed "health" policy sheepishly accepted by Americans because we're a bunch of butt-stupid morans unlike the rest of the world which prefers its water and its men natural.
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That's because only a Moran is uncircumcised.
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No no, I disagree. I'm almost certain the only qualification you need to be considered a moran is to be an American.

I'm pretty sure I'm 100% correct on that score.
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correct at 100% you just need to be certified americunt to be a moran :))
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Then Bluewings counters with this counter-argument:

"Your second statement would be true if God didn't exist. But He does exist, therefore you are wrong."

I'm not following the logic. Are you suggesting that God would approve of relativistic truths? So.. if the majority of humans believe something to be true then God would believe it to be true also? Think about that for a moment, wouldn't it be the opposite? God as the source of absolute truth?
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bluewings Well in the end as the bible says 1Cr 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God

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I guess you have missed all the threads here at GLP..

It's an violent attack on defenseless babies..
Let them choose themselves.
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baby Baby Jewish boys vote to be circumcised. YEAH!
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I'm circumcised and I got my dick zipped up into a zipper. It's as so bad there was a chunk of flesh sticking through the other side. I had too scream as I unzipped the meat back out. Very painful. I am hung like a tuna can so the meat is extra thick and callouses.
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They don't complain because they undergo mind control from a young age and believe it's been done for their own good.
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^

This!
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So I take it you are for male genital mutilation? What is your stance on female genital mutilation?
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It's sad when you have to justify everything because a religion tells you to.

How many more generations do you guys want to wait for Jesus to come back?
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It's sad when you have to justify everything because a religion tells you to.

How many more generations do you guys want to wait for Jesus to come back?
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What is your stance on female genital mutilation?
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cheerusa I'm totally against it.

BTW Male circumcision is not genital mutilation.
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BTW Male circumcision is not genital mutilation.
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Same purpose. To curb masturbation.
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It's sad when you have to justify everything because a religion tells you to.

How many more generations do you guys want to wait for Jesus to come back?
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kitty It could be today, but in any case I don't think that we have much longer to wait.

WHEN WILL THE RAPTURE BE

Basically I think that there is only one correct answer and that is... today. Note that there are two classes of the blessed. Class I Those who are dead in Christ. Class II Those who are alive in Christ.

Now someone who is in Class I was obviously at some time in the past a member of Class II. Non of us can guarantee that we will still be drawing breath at this time tomorrow. So this is not a matter that you can comfortably "put off". As is the common human tendency when faced with a decision. In fact putting it off is in fact a decision in and of it's self. You might be blessed with a little more time, but don't count on it. The risks and consequences of dying in your sins are just to great. All of us are skating on thin ice.



1Th 4:13 ¶ But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope.

1Th 4:14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.

1Th 4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive [and] remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

1Th 4:17 Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

1Th 4:18 Wherefore comfort one another with these words.

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Sk8rB No doubt about it. The circumcised definitely have a head start over the uncircumcised.

Painful zipper injuries are fairly common in uncircumcised males.

•Of the 60,000 cases of penile cancer reported since the 1930's, fewer than 10 occurred in circumcised men. The risk of penile cancer in uncircumcised men is 1 case per 380-600 men; in circumcised men it is 1 case per 75,000 to 8 million men.

•Prostate cancer may be increased for uncircumcised men.

•Cervical cancer is increased in the partners of uncircumcised men.

•Every study ever done has shown increased incidence of urinary tract infection in uncircumcised males. One in 25-100 uncircumcised males will get at least one urinary tract infection. These infections can cause scarring of the kidney and ultimately hypertension or kidney failure.
Sexually transmitted diseases are more common in uncircumcised men.

These statistics from Thomas E. Wiswell, Jefferson Medical Center, Philadelphia.

Edited to under 50% with link... [link to www.drhull.com]
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Thank you sis, just more confirmation against the rabid and hypocritical arguments against it
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Why do women wear make-up, get boob jobs, prune their bush, shave their legs, comb their hair, brush their teeth, put on lotions or perfume?

Why do men shave, cut their hair, wash themselves, wipe their ass?

Gee I guess if God wanted men to wipe their Ass, he should have put the Asshole in the front where a guy can get to it.

That's why I NEVER wipe my ass. God doesn't want me to.

? Can I add yours to my foreskin collection?
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the proper term for a uncut penis is cheese-dick..
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the proper term for a uncut penis is cheese-dick..
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lazyskate That's really cheesy.
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BTW Male circumcision is not genital mutilation.
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Same purpose. To curb masturbation.
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ivant It takes more than a little snip to do that.
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bdance

I like my man's banana the way it is. INTACT.

sideways bananasex



BTW what the hell is wrong with people? Why use the word uncircumcised? That makes it sound like the guy is missing out on something. FYI he isnt.

If men were meant to have the tips of their dicks cut off they would have been born that way.
I honestly can't see anyone's god telling them to do such a thing. *Come on, REALLY?*

Sure the jewish community does it, but really America? Did we seriously have to climb onto the dick cutting wagon for the sake of cleanliness and social purposes?

Anyone who says that a dick that isn't circumcised is unclean and more prone to infections, disease, and the unfortunate 'Zipping', is one lazy misinformed motherfucker.
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Cutting the foreskin off doesnt excuse you from hygiene.tdown


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Don't care. Circumciwhatever is a J-ew and muzzie problem.
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ask the ladies what they prefer......