DOOM formula discovered!! HURRY thread will be buried

Want a successful troll thread predicting doom?

Well, it can't be three weeks off, it can't be 6 months off, it has to be within the general 1 to 1.5 weeks from it's announcement to make people feel the more attached to it.

Also, this serves to preempt other doom threads and puts yours into the spotlight.


You shouldn't use the previous doom's cause either, you should cycle back 4-5 cycles of BS doom and use one of the older ones.


Since today's August 4th, someone already called Aug 11th, some moran TRIED aug 6th just now (but he doesent get it)



Best doom announcements would be placing the new doom date around the 28th, maybe the poles are supercharging "insert charts no one can understand" and will cause a planetary EMP event as another dipole alignment between jupiter earth and venus will make the sun have 4 poles and thus wipe out electricity. See it's so convoluted and makes no sense that retards will get lost in it before anyone can debunk it.



I'll take my distractionary shill job offers in my gmail, you already know what it is. No religious/political trolling job offers, please.