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Saw the movie Battleship, why are Aliens in these tarded films portrayed as incompetent?

 
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08/04/2012 07:32 PM
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Saw the movie Battleship, why are Aliens in these tarded films portrayed as incompetent?
They have tech to make it all the way to Earth, but oops.. their communications ship crashes doh! So now they must use primitive alien tech to re-establish contact.. riiiiiiight.. So they'll create a forcefield so no one messes with them as they tweak the primitive humans tech to send their help messages. The humans fight back, led by a highschool dropout ex criminal and rap diva. For some reason ultra advanced fleet of spaceships can't track a couple navy boats. They may be advanced but did not realize their own forcefield woulf make them blind and vulnerable. Oh wait, why are alien space craft using the ocean as their point of attack anyway, MAYBE their best response would have been destroying the Earth antenna from orbit perhaps? Well sometimes they fly around in ships too but oh no.. those ships could never find the humans Navy boats and drop a couple bombs on them. The alien flying ships are also flying blind but somehow get to the islands radar dishes. I could go on.. for a highly advanced civilization these Aliens sure are an incompetent bunch of dumbasses. And to top it all off America saves the world once again. Wohoo!!
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08/04/2012 08:26 PM
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Re: Saw the movie Battleship, why are Aliens in these tarded films portrayed as incompetent?
I wouldn't even bother to land. I'd go grab an asteroid about the size of of Everest and toss it at the Earth.
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08/04/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: Saw the movie Battleship, why are Aliens in these tarded films portrayed as incompetent?
because thats the only way humans could take them on?
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08/04/2012 08:46 PM
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Re: Saw the movie Battleship, why are Aliens in these tarded films portrayed as incompetent?
To make us feel better about ourselves, plus it would be short flick if it was actually realistic.

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