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How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?

 
Sgt. Wang, Stockton P.D.
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How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Just looking for ideas.
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08/05/2012 09:52 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
"The most common mistake people make when creating a siphon is allowing the gas to reach their mouths and potentially causing themselves great harm. Here is a simple--and, more importantly, safe--way to siphon gas from one tank to another. "
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08/05/2012 09:54 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Use a clear hose.
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
go to your local donut shop. find a car that is usually painted black and white with funny lights on top. Keep a low profile and sneak over to the car. insert a small diameter hose that measures at least 4' in length into the gas filling port.
Work the hose best you can all the way down into the tank. Suck hard and fast on the hose...Once gas flows out of the hose, place it into your jug. Wait about 5 minutes until the person who is driving this vehicle comes out to assist you.
I assure you, you will not get sick and you will enjoy the ride down to the facility that will assist you in getting that gas smell off of your face and close.

Good luck and have a safe day.

RC
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08/05/2012 09:56 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Use a pump, like a wet vac.
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08/05/2012 09:59 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Use a pump, like a wet vac.
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08/05/2012 10:01 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
"The most common mistake people make when creating a siphon is allowing the gas to reach their mouths and potentially causing themselves great harm. Here is a simple--and, more importantly, safe--way to siphon gas from one tank to another. "
[link to www.ehow.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9509984


Yes, just suck it until gas is almost to top and then take it out of your mouth and let it flow into container.

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08/05/2012 10:02 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Just looking for ideas.
 Quoting: Sgt. Wang, Stockton P.D. 1396178


First you have to make sure your can see there are no blockages, use a cig lighter to see anything down the hose and that should resolve all your problems.
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08/05/2012 10:02 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Tape up your vagina and do as the others in this thread have said. Oh, and stop being such a pussy!
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08/05/2012 10:06 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
go to your local donut shop. find a car that is usually painted black and white with funny lights on top. Keep a low profile and sneak over to the car. insert a small diameter hose that measures at least 4' in length into the gas filling port.
Work the hose best you can all the way down into the tank. Suck hard and fast on the hose...Once gas flows out of the hose, place it into your jug. Wait about 5 minutes until the person who is driving this vehicle comes out to assist you.
I assure you, you will not get sick and you will enjoy the ride down to the facility that will assist you in getting that gas smell off of your face and close.

Good luck and have a safe day.

RC
 Quoting: Rajun Cajun


This won't work in Stockton California.
You should be sure the donut eater has gas prior to attempting.
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08/05/2012 10:07 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
First, Use a clear hose..

When inserting the hose into the tank try to put more then 2/3 or more of the hose into the tank (probably only works with full gas-tanks)when the hose is as far in the tank as possible put your thumb in the hose to seal it of, then pull the hose out of the tank until you can see gas in the hose outside of the tank, try to get it out as far as possible, then keep holding the shut part lower then the tank opening, hold it before the container and pull your thumb out. If you are doing it correct, the gas flow will pull itself through the hose and will start flowing in your container..

Try it. This is how i clean my aquarium at home...


It's important to put in your thumb AFTER you have put in the hose, because else you can't get that vacuum working..

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08/05/2012 10:08 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Just steal some citizens bike, OP.

If they say anything just kill them with your cop gun.
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08/05/2012 10:09 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Many newer model cars have a screen that blocks a siphon hose from entering the gas tank. If you are determine to do it you will first need to break through with a metal rod.
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08/05/2012 10:10 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
There's alot of sucking going on in this thread.




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08/05/2012 10:11 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Just steal some citizens bike, OP.

If they say anything just kill them with your cop gun.
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08/05/2012 10:21 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Push the hose all the way into the tank, cover end of hose with your thumb. Pull hose back out of tank just far enough to reach your container. Walla, you don't have to suck anything.hf
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08/05/2012 10:23 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
I mean Come on, the guy said it in the beg. Use a clear hose. Done
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08/05/2012 10:23 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
First, Use a clear hose..

When inserting the hose into the tank try to put more then 2/3 or more of the hose into the tank (probably only works with full gas-tanks)when the hose is as far in the tank as possible put your thumb in the hose to seal it of, then pull the hose out of the tank until you can see gas in the hose outside of the tank, try to get it out as far as possible, then keep holding the shut part lower then the tank opening, hold it before the container and pull your thumb out. If you are doing it correct, the gas flow will pull itself through the hose and will start flowing in your container..

Try it. This is how i clean my aquarium at home...


It's important to put in your thumb AFTER you have put in the hose, because else you can't get that vacuum working..
 Quoting: Dutchguy


Opps, like he said.peace
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08/05/2012 10:28 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Stick the hose up your ass and go up to random people asking for money for gas. They'll give you the money just so you go away.
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08/05/2012 10:30 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Man up! A little gas is good for you! It kills the worms and puts hair on yer chest!
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08/05/2012 10:31 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Push the hose all the way into the tank, cover end of hose with your thumb. Pull hose back out of tank just far enough to reach your container. Walla, you don't have to suck anything.hf
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08/05/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
ask trevor and cory
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08/05/2012 10:53 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Make a hole on the gas tank n get the gas from the bottom....
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08/05/2012 10:58 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Spend $3 at an auto parts store and get a siphon hose. It has a bulb you squeeze to get the gas flowing.
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08/05/2012 10:59 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Just looking for ideas.
 Quoting: Sgt. Wang, Stockton P.D. 1396178


Here's an idea. how about getting a job and paying for your own gas instead of stealing it.
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08/05/2012 11:04 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Here's how not to do it:

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08/05/2012 11:21 AM

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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Nobody got the point of the thread?

That in itself is hilarious.
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08/05/2012 11:21 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Have your wife do it
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08/05/2012 11:30 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
this is one time in your life you shouldn't swallow...(we understand being a cop this is difficult to do)
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08/05/2012 11:34 AM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
After inserting the hose, pour gas down the hose to remove the air. The hose must be up right.

Once the hose is full then rapidly turn down into the container to capture the fuel. The receiving container must be lower then the fuel tank.

This will prevent having to use your mouth to draw the fuel, which is not very effective or safe.
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08/05/2012 12:43 PM
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Re: How do I siphon gas out of a vehicle with a hose without getting sick?
Your car? A friends car that you are repairing or are you looking to steal gas? I hope not the latter?

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