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I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2012 10:34 AM
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I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
I don't know what to do. I'm not going to tell him it isn't his because he might leave me and I don't want to be a single mother.

Should I just pretend it is his?
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08/05/2012 10:35 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
he might catch on when the baby is born black
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08/05/2012 10:35 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
he might catch on when the baby is born black
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LOL
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08/05/2012 10:36 AM

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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
I don't know what to do. I'm not going to tell him it isn't his because he might leave me and I don't want to be a single mother.

Should I just pretend it is his?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17601732


If you are shore you had sex with him!! Otherwise a little embarrassing

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08/05/2012 10:37 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
Leave him, if u let me visit through ur back door ill raise the child.


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08/05/2012 10:37 AM
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08/05/2012 10:40 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
Save this for Jerry Springer please!
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08/05/2012 10:43 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
This just happened to a couple of swingers we know! No joke...
My wife's best friend from childhood sister is a little freaky. Anyway, she became pregnant had the baby. Weeks later, the husband had a mouth swab done and dna testing... NOT HIS!!! LOL

No Bueno in their casa...
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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08/05/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
You're a whore.

Here's an idea. How about you don't fuck people outside of your marriage???

You should tell your husband and he should leave you.

How else is someone as stupid as you going to learn?
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08/05/2012 10:47 AM

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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
You fail. If you care for him at all, you'd leave instead of bringing him down to your level.
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08/05/2012 10:49 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
I don't know what to do. I'm not going to tell him it isn't his because he might leave me and I don't want to be a single mother.

Should I just pretend it is his?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17601732


It isnt your bosses baby is it?
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08/05/2012 10:50 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
So very sad, all you had to do was stay within your marriage boundries.

Most men do not get it either...
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08/05/2012 10:50 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
You're a whore.

Here's an idea. How about you don't fuck people outside of your marriage???

You should tell your husband and he should leave you.

How else is someone as stupid as you going to learn?
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clappa
JV520

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08/05/2012 10:52 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
Look this happend to me she lied and by accident i found out like 4 years later. But i changed his diapers feed him played with him take him to school and by all counts im his father. The best thing to do is be honest and yeah he might leave you i did divorce my wife but in the end its up to him to decide if he wants to be with you. Being honest now will win you points because one thing all men hate is a liar and cheat. Have you tried to talk to the man who might be the father?
JV520

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08/05/2012 10:56 AM
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Its not nice to judge others and call people whores even though certain things can and do happen. Im not a believer in jesus or a 'god' at all frankly i thing if they exist they are total assholes but bieng human and putting yourself in that situation and seeing all possible outcomes is the best way to guage a way to go.
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08/05/2012 10:56 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
so you are a whore and a lier. Ouch. best come clean that way he can leave you.
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08/05/2012 10:56 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
This just happened to a couple of swingers we know! No joke...
My wife's best friend from childhood sister is a little freaky. Anyway, she became pregnant had the baby. Weeks later, the husband had a mouth swab done and dna testing... NOT HIS!!! LOL

No Bueno in their casa...
 Quoting: Saltyflats


I know a couple who were swingers. Her husband and the other guys wife started fooling around without the other two. When this was found out, divorces happened.

Funny how he could fuck the other woman so long as his wife was there getting fucked too but once they did it without the other two there it became cheating.

Oh and did I mention they were big time Christians and the guy who was "cheating" often filled in for the Pastor on Sundays, lol.

Also, their daughter is the biggest ho in town as well as the towns biggest drug dealer and when she was in high school, she earned money by screwing guys for $25 a "hit". And there she sits, every Sunday, acting like a good little girl in the front row at church, lol.

Idiots.
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08/05/2012 10:59 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
This just happened to a couple of swingers we know! No joke...
My wife's best friend from childhood sister is a little freaky. Anyway, she became pregnant had the baby. Weeks later, the husband had a mouth swab done and dna testing... NOT HIS!!! LOL

No Bueno in their casa...
 Quoting: Saltyflats


I know a couple who were swingers. Her husband and the other guys wife started fooling around without the other two. When this was found out, divorces happened.

Funny how he could fuck the other woman so long as his wife was there getting fucked too but once they did it without the other two there it became cheating.

Oh and did I mention they were big time Christians and the guy who was "cheating" often filled in for the Pastor on Sundays, lol.

Also, their daughter is the biggest ho in town as well as the towns biggest drug dealer and when she was in high school, she earned money by screwing guys for $25 a "hit". And there she sits, every Sunday, acting like a good little girl in the front row at church, lol.

Idiots.
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I'll buy that for a dollar!!!! Lol5a
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08/05/2012 10:59 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
She don't want him to leave her cuz she needs his paycheck. She just said so.

Honey, you just shot yourself in the foot. How could you be so stupid? Don't you believe in Birth control? Damn!
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08/05/2012 10:59 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
you SLAG!
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08/05/2012 11:00 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
do you have herpes lip as well?
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08/05/2012 11:02 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
abortion, do it
good thing u are not in my country
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08/05/2012 11:02 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
Tell him the truth.


Repent and believe in Jesus Christ.


This is all you need to do. If he leaves you, you can't blame him. But now live for your child. Who will love you.
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08/05/2012 11:02 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
obvious troll is obvious
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08/05/2012 11:04 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
You're a whore.

Here's an idea. How about you don't fuck people outside of your marriage???

You should tell your husband and he should leave you.

How else is someone as stupid as you going to learn?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20363457


Does the WHORE even know who the father is?
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08/05/2012 11:06 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
You should do your husband a favor and tell him so he can leave your sorry ass
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08/05/2012 11:10 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
I don't know what to do. I'm not going to tell him it isn't his because he might leave me and I don't want to be a single mother.

Should I just pretend it is his?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17601732


Altogether now....

Jeeery, Jeeery, Jeeery.....
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2012 11:19 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
abort. if you can. else face the consequences.
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08/05/2012 11:24 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
abort. if you can. else face the consequences.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5224586


Yes, just avoid the situation altogether. Pretend you were never a dirty whore.

Nevermind the killing of an unborn child (you were once one of those, you know?)

You win the award for dumbest fucking post on GLP today (quite a feat!)
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08/05/2012 11:27 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
abort. if you can. else face the consequences.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5224586


Yes, just avoid the situation altogether. Pretend you were never a dirty whore.

Nevermind the killing of an unborn child (you were once one of those, you know?)

You win the award for dumbest fucking post on GLP today (quite a feat!)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20363457


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08/05/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: I'm pregnant but the baby isn't my husbands...
I do know who the father is. He is Polish and working over here and we get together every now and then.

I was thinking, do you think I'd be able to get the CSA (child support agency) onto him and get him to give me money without alerting my husband?

I just want the money to go into an account without alerting my hubby.

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