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Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?

 
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Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
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08/05/2012 12:10 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
5awhatever
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08/05/2012 12:18 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
No, but the other half has ordered the books, shes talking about getting nipple clamps, not with me she's not!
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5awhatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1611360


That's what I figured!

O'Well!

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No, but the other half has ordered the books, shes talking about getting nipple clamps, not with me she's not!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1056657


I think the clamps are for her!

I noticed the sex store is sold out of riding crops! Lol

Next thing she's going to bring home is The Spreader Bar!
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08/05/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
My fiance is in the middle of the third book. hopefully, this will make bed room time a little more excitable.
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08/05/2012 12:24 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
I only read in black and white.
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
buttwhip

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I've not read it, but I hear it's about BDSM and general "preversion".

Like the "Story Of O", which I did read years ago, and thought was pretty hot!

scream
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My fiance is in the middle of the third book. hopefully, this will make bed room time a little more excitable.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


I'm going to read the 3rd book this week, haven't read it yet, was trying to space out the excitement.
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08/05/2012 12:28 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
I thought the book was about race relations between the grays.

Now, im learning its about some other crap!

Bummer
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buttwhip

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I've not read it, but I hear it's about BDSM and general "preversion".

Like the "Story Of O", which I did read years ago, and thought was pretty hot!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


The story of O? Should I read that too! Lol

This is the only erotic book I have ever read, and my god it's awesome!

Now I want to read more!
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buttwhip

bouncebwhip

I've not read it, but I hear it's about BDSM and general "preversion".

Like the "Story Of O", which I did read years ago, and thought was pretty hot!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


The story of O? Should I read that too! Lol

This is the only erotic book I have ever read, and my god it's awesome!

Now I want to read more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


The "Story Of O" was written by a Frenchwoman, so it's extra HOT!

lol
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I thought the book was about race relations between the grays.

Now, im learning its about some other crap!

Bummer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15215384


I wouldn't call erotic sex crap!
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
buttwhip

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I've not read it, but I hear it's about BDSM and general "preversion".

Like the "Story Of O", which I did read years ago, and thought was pretty hot!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


The story of O? Should I read that too! Lol

This is the only erotic book I have ever read, and my god it's awesome!

Now I want to read more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


The "Story Of O" was written by a Frenchwoman, so it's extra HOT!

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


I wonder how it compares to 50 shades?
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
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buttwhip

bouncebwhip

I've not read it, but I hear it's about BDSM and general "preversion".

Like the "Story Of O", which I did read years ago, and thought was pretty hot!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


The story of O? Should I read that too! Lol

This is the only erotic book I have ever read, and my god it's awesome!

Now I want to read more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


The "Story Of O" was written by a Frenchwoman, so it's extra HOT!

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


I wonder how it compares to 50 shades?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Here's a link to a review at Amazon;

[link to www.amazon.co.uk]
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
 Quoting: hawk8414


Good point! You might be on to something there!
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08/05/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Here's my favorite quote

"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. He mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Read Anne Rices' Trilogy Sleeping Beauty series. Great stuff.
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
rofl

If anyone has to read this book to spice up their sex life, dam.
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08/05/2012 12:36 PM
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Here's my favorite quote

"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. He mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16772132


lmao
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rofl

If anyone has to read this book to spice up their sex life, dam.
 Quoting: Fhirinne


So you must be one of the few Pro's out there.
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The story of O? Should I read that too! Lol

This is the only erotic book I have ever read, and my god it's awesome!

Now I want to read more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


The "Story Of O" was written by a Frenchwoman, so it's extra HOT!

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


I wonder how it compares to 50 shades?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Here's a link to a review at Amazon;

[link to www.amazon.co.uk]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


Thanks. I will put that one on my list of must reads!
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
My girlfriend's friend apparently started reading it the other week, and she can't shut up about it, and now she wants my girlfriend to read it.

I hadn't even heard of it until last week.
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08/05/2012 12:40 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Read Anne Rices' Trilogy Sleeping Beauty series. Great stuff.
 Quoting: hawk8414


I'll look into it, Thanks!
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
My girlfriend's friend apparently started reading it the other week, and she can't shut up about it, and now she wants my girlfriend to read it.

I hadn't even heard of it until last week.
 Quoting: ethzero


Well shockingly, I only heard about in a month ago!
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
My girlfriend's friend apparently started reading it the other week, and she can't shut up about it, and now she wants my girlfriend to read it.

I hadn't even heard of it until last week.
 Quoting: ethzero


Don't knock it!

You are probably in for some interesting "action", shortly!

cruise
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08/05/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Anything being promoted by the MSM that is super popular is crap. Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Fifty Shades of Shit, etc. is all unreadable garbage. Anyone who's ever read anything of value knows this.
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Well I don't have much time really. Between making a living for my family, hunting and gathering, protecting my brood by warding off predators (human and animal), and setting a positive example for my sons so that they grow up to be good men. But in those fleeting moments I have to spare, sure, I try to brew me up a big steaming cup of camomile tea and read about women cheating on their husbands...

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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
somethings missing here...hmm

SHOULDN'T THIS THREAD BE IN ALL CAPS???

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