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Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?

 
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Well I don't have much time really. Between making a living for my family, hunting and gathering, protecting my brood by warding off predators (human and animal), and setting a positive example for my sons so that they grow up to be good men. But in those fleeting moments I have to spare, sure, I try to brew me up a big steaming cup of camomile tea and read about women cheating on their husbands...

jerkit
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clappa
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
My girlfriend's friend apparently started reading it the other week, and she can't shut up about it, and now she wants my girlfriend to read it.

I hadn't even heard of it until last week.
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Don't knock it!

You are probably in for some interesting "action", shortly!

cruise
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Yes there's a good chance.

Dam it! Now all I need is a guy to do all that stuff to me!

But if no men are reading it, then how's that ever going to happen! Grrrrrrrrr.
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08/05/2012 12:47 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
rofl

If anyone has to read this book to spice up their sex life, dam.
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So you must be one of the few Pro's out there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Hahahaha fuck no but thats not the point is it... Comes down to communication between the two people and if thats not there no amount of books will change anything in the long run.
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rofl

If anyone has to read this book to spice up their sex life, dam.
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So you must be one of the few Pro's out there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Hahahaha fuck no but thats not the point is it... Comes down to communication between the two people and if thats not there no amount of books will change anything in the long run.
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Yes, but sometimes people need the ideas!
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08/05/2012 12:52 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Hey OP, I heard they did anal fisting in the book! Perhaps you want someone with big hands to do anal fisting on you?
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08/05/2012 12:55 PM
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I didn't read it but I don't think you need BDSM to satisfy a woman.
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08/05/2012 12:56 PM
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Well I don't have much time really. Between making a living for my family, hunting and gathering, protecting my brood by warding off predators (human and animal), and setting a positive example for my sons so that they grow up to be good men. But in those fleeting moments I have to spare, sure, I try to brew me up a big steaming cup of camomile tea and read about women cheating on their husbands...

jerkit
 Quoting: Saddletramp


clappa
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Hey OP, I heard they did anal fisting in the book! Perhaps you want someone with big hands to do anal fisting on you?
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I don't recall that. Maybe ts in the 3rd book which I haven't read yet!

Holy Shit, No! That's out for me. Maybe other women like that.

I can't believe that's possible. Yuk!
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08/05/2012 01:00 PM
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The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
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Life is too short to bother about "improving" one's sexual technique.
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I thought the book was about race relations between the grays.

Now, im learning its about some other crap!

Bummer
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


perhaps you can tell the men who will not read the book , for reasons unexplained, about the top 5- 10 things in that book that happens to the women in bed, which you claim all women would love to happen to them, if not just one thing , all of it.


thank you.
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I didn't read it but I don't think you need BDSM to satisfy a woman.
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Hi Manu!

No, I don't think you have to have it to have a good time, just a few of the things looked fun.

It's not all BDSM either, it's also how he treats her and how he goes about pleasing her!

He takes over, and shows her new things etc.

Hmmmm. Like someone else I know! Lol

scratching
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08/05/2012 01:03 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Hey OP, I heard they did anal fisting in the book! Perhaps you want someone with big hands to do anal fisting on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21288535


I don't recall that. Maybe ts in the 3rd book which I haven't read yet!

Holy Shit, No! That's out for me. Maybe other women like that.

I can't believe that's possible. Yuk!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


As a bloke who has viewed plenty of BDSM/deviant porn, I can assure you that some ladies can take a whole forearm up there!

cruise

scream
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The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
 Quoting: hawk8414


Life is too short to bother about "improving" one's sexual technique.
jerkit
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Well I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend then!
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Hey OP, I heard they did anal fisting in the book! Perhaps you want someone with big hands to do anal fisting on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21288535


I don't recall that. Maybe ts in the 3rd book which I haven't read yet!

Holy Shit, No! That's out for me. Maybe other women like that.

I can't believe that's possible. Yuk!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


As a bloke who has viewed plenty of BDSM/deviant porn, I can assure you that some ladies can take a whole forearm up there!

cruise

scream
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Are you Fucking Serious? No way!
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08/05/2012 01:07 PM
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As a woman who has heard stories and tales about these books, NO fucking way. I can't stomach romance novels, I prefer action and adventure.

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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
I didn't read it but I don't think you need BDSM to satisfy a woman.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Hi Manu!

No, I don't think you have to have it to have a good time, just a few of the things looked fun.

It's not all BDSM either, it's also how he treats her and how he goes about pleasing her!

He takes over, and shows her new things etc.

Hmmmm. Like someone else I know! Lol

scratching
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Yeah I guess that's the essence of it which is attractive to women. I like that aspect but I don't care about the paraphernalia.
Holocaust denier white secretly urban negro.
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


perhaps you can tell the men who will not read the book , for reasons unexplained, about the top 5- 10 things in that book that happens to the women in bed, which you claim all women would love to happen to them, if not just one thing , all of it.


thank you.
 Quoting: anti-agenda21


Hmmm, good idea. I'd have to skim through the book again and pick out the good ones.

It's also not just about what he does, but it's how he does it, and things that lead up to it etc.
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08/05/2012 01:09 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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08/05/2012 01:11 PM
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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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cruise
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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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I don't have a man in my life at the moment.

And I don't care to share my personal stories of what I did in the bedroom.

And no, I didn't lie there like a dead fish!
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I didn't read it but I don't think you need BDSM to satisfy a woman.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Hi Manu!

No, I don't think you have to have it to have a good time, just a few of the things looked fun.

It's not all BDSM either, it's also how he treats her and how he goes about pleasing her!

He takes over, and shows her new things etc.

Hmmmm. Like someone else I know! Lol

scratching
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Yeah I guess that's the essence of it which is attractive to women. I like that aspect but I don't care about the paraphernalia.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Well some of the things he used on her were to intensify her orgasms.

Like the nipple clamps.
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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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cruise
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What are you laughing at!

huffy
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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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cruise
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


What are you laughing at!

huffy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


hehe wink

Anyway for me I don't want women to do anything to me, but I like them just to pose there in sexy positions allowing me to do all I want and really enjoying it (in a demonstrative way)
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08/05/2012 01:19 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
buttwhip

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I've not read it, but I hear it's about BDSM and general "preversion".

Like the "Story Of O", which I did read years ago, and thought was pretty hot!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


The story of O? Should I read that too! Lol

This is the only erotic book I have ever read, and my god it's awesome!

Now I want to read more!
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Sleeping beauty series by Anne Rice.

You're welcome, in advance.
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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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I don't have a man in my life at the moment.

And I don't care to share my personal stories of what I did in the bedroom.

And no, I didn't lie there like a dead fish!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


What do you do then, if not lie like a dead fish?
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Ok, here's something he did to her in the book.

He put some Ben Wa Balls in her vagina while they went out. I think she was meeting his parents, or maybe it was a party, can't remember.

But it was to tease her and make her very very horny for later.

She got so turned on that she had to take them out!
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If that guy was broke, she would have left after the belt whipping.

Don't give me any of that shit that the money didn't matter either.

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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21288535


I don't have a man in my life at the moment.

And I don't care to share my personal stories of what I did in the bedroom.

And no, I didn't lie there like a dead fish!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


What do you do then, if not lie like a dead fish?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21288535


Give it a rest already!

How about this then. I wiggled like a fish out if water! Lol
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Hey OP, I heard they did anal fisting in the book! Perhaps you want someone with big hands to do anal fisting on you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21288535


I don't recall that. Maybe ts in the 3rd book which I haven't read yet!

Holy Shit, No! That's out for me. Maybe other women like that.

I can't believe that's possible. Yuk!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


As a bloke who has viewed plenty of BDSM/deviant porn, I can assure you that some ladies can take a whole forearm up there!

cruise

scream
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Are you Fucking Serious? No way!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Well, to be fair, it's usually a slender lady-type forearm.

I like Lipstick Lesbionic stuff, you understand!

I don't want to go into some of the objects I've seen these ladies inserting into their bungholes, for fear of offending your delicate sensibilities!

lol

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