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Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?

 
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If that guy was broke, she would have left after the belt whipping.

Don't give me any of that shit that the money didn't matter either.

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Yah, the painful spankings don't seem to appealing, light ones yes, hard ones no.
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Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
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The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
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LOL ...i always knew women were far more perverted than men. Books like this are proving it. Not that im complaining i just wish they would have admitted their perversions years and years ago and not just now.


Say it ladies. You are all perverts. LOL ....wonderful !!!!!
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I don't recall that. Maybe ts in the 3rd book which I haven't read yet!

Holy Shit, No! That's out for me. Maybe other women like that.

I can't believe that's possible. Yuk!
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As a bloke who has viewed plenty of BDSM/deviant porn, I can assure you that some ladies can take a whole forearm up there!

cruise

scream
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Are you Fucking Serious? No way!
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Well, to be fair, it's usually a slender lady-type forearm.

I like Lipstick Lesbionic stuff, you understand!

I don't want to go into some of the objects I've seen these ladies inserting into their bungholes, for fear of offending your delicate sensibilities!

lol
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Well thanks, but now I'm interested to know, Kind of! I don't want to have nightmares! Lol.
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Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164




The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
 Quoting: celestial-chemist 18131262


No, it's about him wanting it and her saying no to him and him being a pussy and letting her control him with a fake "I don't want your money" bullshit.
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As a bloke who has viewed plenty of BDSM/deviant porn, I can assure you that some ladies can take a whole forearm up there!

cruise

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


Are you Fucking Serious? No way!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Well, to be fair, it's usually a slender lady-type forearm.

I like Lipstick Lesbionic stuff, you understand!

I don't want to go into some of the objects I've seen these ladies inserting into their bungholes, for fear of offending your delicate sensibilities!

lol
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Well thanks, but now I'm interested to know, Kind of! I don't want to have nightmares! Lol.
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Awww shit dude, you GOT her.

cruise

Time to move to private messaging. lol
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Ok, here's something he did to her in the book.

He put some Ben Wa Balls in her vagina while they went out. I think she was meeting his parents, or maybe it was a party, can't remember.

But it was to tease her and make her very very horny for later.

She got so turned on that she had to take them out!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


wtf

Probably best not to speak of these vagina balls.

Go buy a vibrator.

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i did some shit to this sub girl i know...gagball in mouth leather mask and plastic wrap her small tities...sniffed on her chessy feet and fuck da shit out of her. Cum inside the mask and she kept the mask on while she lick my ass clean. haha
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I only read non-fiction, if I want a damn story I would watch a movie
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By women liking this book are they saying they like rough deviant sex ? hhhhmmmmm
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Are you Fucking Serious? No way!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Well, to be fair, it's usually a slender lady-type forearm.

I like Lipstick Lesbionic stuff, you understand!

I don't want to go into some of the objects I've seen these ladies inserting into their bungholes, for fear of offending your delicate sensibilities!

lol
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Well thanks, but now I'm interested to know, Kind of! I don't want to have nightmares! Lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Awww shit dude, you GOT her.

cruise

Time to move to private messaging. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


1rof1

I'm a gentleman, really, so I won't attempt to take advantage!
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164




The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
 Quoting: celestial-chemist 18131262


Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink

The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
 Quoting: celestial-chemist 18131262


Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164

Holocaust denier white secretly urban negro.
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Ok, here's something he did to her in the book.

He put some Ben Wa Balls in her vagina while they went out. I think she was meeting his parents, or maybe it was a party, can't remember.

But it was to tease her and make her very very horny for later.

She got so turned on that she had to take them out!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


wtf

Probably best not to speak of these vagina balls.

Go buy a vibrator.
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Why not?
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i did some shit to this sub girl i know...gagball in mouth leather mask and plastic wrap her small tities...sniffed on her chessy feet and fuck da shit out of her. Cum inside the mask and she kept the mask on while she lick my ass clean. haha
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Each to their own, I guess.

Feet have never done anything for me, nor that asslicking thing, but please, do have at it!

cruise
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Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164




The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
 Quoting: celestial-chemist 18131262


Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink
Holocaust denier white secretly urban negro.
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Well, to be fair, it's usually a slender lady-type forearm.

I like Lipstick Lesbionic stuff, you understand!

I don't want to go into some of the objects I've seen these ladies inserting into their bungholes, for fear of offending your delicate sensibilities!

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


Well thanks, but now I'm interested to know, Kind of! I don't want to have nightmares! Lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Awww shit dude, you GOT her.

cruise

Time to move to private messaging. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


1rof1

I'm a gentleman, really, so I won't attempt to take advantage!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


So sweet!
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Well, to be fair, it's usually a slender lady-type forearm.

I like Lipstick Lesbionic stuff, you understand!

I don't want to go into some of the objects I've seen these ladies inserting into their bungholes, for fear of offending your delicate sensibilities!

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


Well thanks, but now I'm interested to know, Kind of! I don't want to have nightmares! Lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Awww shit dude, you GOT her.

cruise

Time to move to private messaging. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


1rof1

I'm a gentleman, really, so I won't attempt to take advantage!
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Take advantage my ass, she practically invited you over.
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Real men don't give a rats ass about pleasing you bitches.

damned
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i did some shit to this sub girl i know...gagball in mouth leather mask and plastic wrap her small tities...sniffed on her chessy feet and fuck da shit out of her. Cum inside the mask and she kept the mask on while she lick my ass clean. haha
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Non of that sounds appealing!
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spankingtube.com OP

lol
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By women liking this book are they saying they like rough deviant sex ? hhhhmmmmm
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I'm not sure! But for the most part he was very gentle with her, aside from the spankings.
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We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164




The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
 Quoting: celestial-chemist 18131262


Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
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I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink
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Hahaha. Ummm, I don't think so.
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spankingtube.com OP

lol
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I'll look later:)
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The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
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Life is too short to bother about "improving" one's sexual technique.
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Well I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend then!
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Hey, it's mutual. No worries!
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The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
 Quoting: celestial-chemist 18131262


Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
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I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink
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Hahaha. Ummm, I don't think so.
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Oh we shall see wink
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Real men don't give a rats ass about pleasing you bitches.

damned
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Real Men hey! Hmmmmmmm.
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Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Hahaha. Ummm, I don't think so.
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Oh we shall see wink
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Bad Bad Boy!
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We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

putin
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I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.

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