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Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?

 
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We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

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I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.
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I'm thinking you may be a bit more on the dominant side than submissive.
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Isn't the guy in the book a billionaire or something?
THAT'S what the women want.
Let the guy working at mcdonalds tie you up and stick a buttplug in.
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Isn't the guy in the book a billionaire or something?
THAT'S what the women want.
Let the guy working at mcdonalds tie you up and stick a buttplug in.
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Yuck they don't want those stinky average men near them chuckle
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We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I'm thinking you may be a bit more on the dominant side than submissive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I'm thinking you may be a bit more on the dominant side than submissive.
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I can be either or! Lol.
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Isn't the guy in the book a billionaire or something?
THAT'S what the women want.
Let the guy working at mcdonalds tie you up and stick a buttplug in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18249172


Yuck they don't want those stinky average men near them chuckle
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Hahaha! Let's not talk about money, it might send this thread sideways!
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The book is heavily BDSM isnt it ? Never read it but is that what it is about ?
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Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
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I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink
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Hahaha. Ummm, I don't think so.
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That sounds like the laugh of someone who already owns one!

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Well yes and no! Like I said, I haven't read the 3rd one yet, but the first 2 were a mix. There was a riding crop, Ben Wa Balls, spreader bar, blind fold, butt plug and I think that's it.

He did have other things in his Play Room, but she wouldn't let him use them on her.

She only let him use the more mild things.

Lots and lots of teasing as well :):)
Butt plug, spanking,
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I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink
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Hahaha. Ummm, I don't think so.
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That sounds like the laugh of someone who already owns one!
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Nope! Actually, until that book, I thought butt plugs were for men only!
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I think someone is gonna be buying a butt plug soon enough wink
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Hahaha. Ummm, I don't think so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


That sounds like the laugh of someone who already owns one!
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Nope! Actually, until that book, I thought butt plugs were for men only!
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cruise
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This thread just gets better and better. lol
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Hahaha. Ummm, I don't think so.
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That sounds like the laugh of someone who already owns one!
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Nope! Actually, until that book, I thought butt plugs were for men only!
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cruise
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I did. I thought they were for Gay men, cause I know that's their favorite hole! Hahahahah!
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We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

putin
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I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I don't blame you. A lot of it is quite nasty (and there is a LOT of it!).

Here's an erotic literature site where there are some damned good BDSM writers;

[link to literotica.com]
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We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I don't blame you. A lot of it is quite nasty (and there is a LOT of it!).

Here's an erotic literature site where there are some damned good BDSM writers;

[link to literotica.com]
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Ooooh, I could be busy reading that site for a while. Thanks.
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
We have a nation full of soccer moms seeking out soft porn now. lol

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I don't blame you. A lot of it is quite nasty (and there is a LOT of it!).

Here's an erotic literature site where there are some damned good BDSM writers;

[link to literotica.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


Ooooh, I could be busy reading that site for a while. Thanks.
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Not sure if you got my previous message or not but the Beauty series by Anne Rice are SMOKEN HOT!!!

whew
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I'm not so sure I want to see hard porn. I think I'd be horrified and possibly turned off of sex completely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


I don't blame you. A lot of it is quite nasty (and there is a LOT of it!).

Here's an erotic literature site where there are some damned good BDSM writers;

[link to literotica.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21309589


Ooooh, I could be busy reading that site for a while. Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


Not sure if you got my previous message or not but the Beauty series by Anne Rice are SMOKEN HOT!!!

whew
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6286612


Oh, sorry. I think someone else also recommended that series at the beginning of this thread. Not sure if that was you or not.

Thanks though. It's being added to the list!

rockon
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My wife has been reading the first book for several weeks now so I don't think she is so hot into it or she would have finished it. Of course someone reccommended it and like so many she now has to read it or face social stigma . She has never been too receptive to experimental sex. Poor me, lol. I'll survive.
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My wife has been reading the first book for several weeks now so I don't think she is so hot into it or she would have finished it. Of course someone reccommended it and like so many she now has to read it or face social stigma . She has never been too receptive to experimental sex. Poor me, lol. I'll survive.
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Well I suppose there are a few women that it doesn't appeal too.

That's too bad she's not open to experimenting.
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LOL ...i always knew women were far more perverted than men. Books like this are proving it. Not that im complaining i just wish they would have admitted their perversions years and years ago and not just now.


Say it ladies. You are all perverts. LOL ....wonderful !!!!!
 Quoting: celestial-chemist 18131262


I don't think women are more perverted than men.

Men are way worse! Way Way Worse!!!

It seems like its the men that teach the women, because of their perversions.
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08/05/2012 06:55 PM
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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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clappa

It's always about them eh?

Then when you solely focus and them and forget about your own plesasure they'll find you boring and leave ya.
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What do you do to please your man OP? Just lie like a dead fish?
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clappa

It's always about them eh?

Then when you solely focus and them and forget about your own plesasure they'll find you boring and leave ya.
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Both need to be happy and please each other. It should never be one sided!
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
I'm reading:

The Field Guide to F*cking: A Hands-on Reference to Finding Great Sex (Field Guides) [Paperback]
Emily Dubberley (Author)
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I'm reading:

The Field Guide to F*cking: A Hands-on Reference to Finding Great Sex (Field Guides) [Paperback]
Emily Dubberley (Author)
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Is it good?
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50 Shades of Grey
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I thought the book was about race relations between the grays.

Now, im learning its about some other crap!

Bummer
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LOL.
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The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
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Good point! You might be on to something there!
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Having my wife sign a contract and submit herself to me, to my every whim? Nah. For someone else, maybe.
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The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
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Why would men want to read this garbage anyway? If you don't know how to seriously fuck your women through multiple orgasums there are far better books detailing the skills required to train. Rather then using plastic toys use your dick train it into a hard fiery rod so as when you thrust it in and out of her it literally makes her shake in excitement.

One doesn't need this filth into making the bedroom exciting this should be kept in the kinky closet with the rest of the queer shit. MSM doesn't need to be promoting this kind of filth infront of impressionable teenage girls. But then again most women bragging up on this book them selfs are just lacking excitement in life/bedroom being drones grab onto anything considered "exciting" but honestly it's just a piece of shit wrapped in a nice looking paper cover but it's still a piece of shit.
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Read Anne Rices' Trilogy Sleeping Beauty series. Great stuff.
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That stuff is really off, in a disturbing way.
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50 shades of grey?

It sounds like a head count in a field of crop circles!
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The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
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Why would men want to read this garbage anyway? If you don't know how to seriously fuck your women through multiple orgasums there are far better books detailing the skills required to train. Rather then using plastic toys use your dick train it into a hard fiery rod so as when you thrust it in and out of her it literally makes her shake in excitement.

One doesn't need this filth into making the bedroom exciting this should be kept in the kinky closet with the rest of the queer shit. MSM doesn't need to be promoting this kind of filth infront of impressionable teenage girls. But then again most women bragging up on this book them selfs are just lacking excitement in life/bedroom being drones grab onto anything considered "exciting" but honestly it's just a piece of shit wrapped in a nice looking paper cover but it's still a piece of shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21123582


Yeah because you think that your all powerful cock has to satisfy women automatically , in fact just by watching it they get multiple "orgasums" cruise

Listen dude, the fact that most men don't satisfy their women has played a big part in the disintegration of the family, all those divorces because of unsatisfied women. I think it's good for men to learn some tricks, and hell if a vibrator helps your woman get off and have some fun, why not?

But I agree all the BdsM stuff is just depraved bullshit.
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
My fiance is in the middle of the third book. hopefully, this will make bed room time a little more excitable.
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LOL it's fucking sad and funny that your wife has to read some porn so she can fuck you
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
you should read 'secret garden'

that makes the romance novel 50 shades look tame.

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