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Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
first off, i am female

fucking awful book, from what ive heard and read of it

it is amateur erotic fan fiction based on the twilight series. that alone is a turn off

its successful because some clever literary bod spotted it and thought it would be sure fire bestseller for shy, emo teens. spot-on demographics, except its appealing to those neat n tidy wives too, especially as they get buy at when they food shop. bingo! ka-ching!

poorly written, ridiculous character names, preposterous characters

more funny (as in laughing AT you, not with you) than erotic

i know a few women who thought it was great, but as you americans call them - they are soccer mom types. we dont really have a name for that type of woman, but she exists here too... maybe with less hairspray


but remember, just because she is reading it, doesnt mean it will translate in to the bedroom. fantasy rarely translates into reality


lol, i now have a mental image of millions of americans going out and buying ball gags


so funny
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08/05/2012 08:55 PM

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Just stuff her vag full of Benjamins. That'll do the trick.
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08/05/2012 10:39 PM
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Okay, I know how most of you feel about this book, and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I simply want to know if any men here have read this book.

You can post anon if you want too!

I personally think that men should read this book, at least one of them anyway!

Some men are so boring in the bedroom and have no clue what might please a woman.

As well as some women might not realize what kind of fun they could actually be having.

Not everyone watches porn to get ideas, so I think this book is a good alternative.

It opened my eyes, I can tell you that!

Every women I know that has read this book, would love to have all, or most of those things done to her!
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Of COURSE not.
Archaic Mason

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08/06/2012 01:01 AM
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ATTENTION TO ALL MEN OUT THERE WITH GIRLFRIENDS/FIANCES/WIVES:


HEED THIS URGENT MESSAGE, AND TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING BANK


If your significant other reads this series, I GUARANTEE you will be having better/freakier sex than you have ever had before in your relationship.

Unless of course you've already experimented with role play and other things.



I am talking from personal experience, BUY HER THIS BOOK AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED ACCORDINGLY.

lmao

SERIOUSLY, it's worth the 12.99 or whatever their charging.
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08/07/2012 04:23 PM
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The men won't read it because they don't want to know what it is they're really doing wrong in the bedroom. lol!
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Well I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend then!
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12/09/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: Have any Men here Read 50 Shades of Grey?
Making a movie now.. If they cast it right it'll be more popular than 9 and a half weeks.. Oooh