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Why do women hate men with beard?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2012 03:07 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I love beards.
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
My oldest son ... has a disability,
I will allow him to grow his beard out some...
but he will have to shave before I'm getting them taken.
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Does your son have another disability besides his overbearing Mother?
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08/05/2012 05:04 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
all great philosophers had beards.

someone disprove this hypothesis
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08/05/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
all great philosophers had beards.

someone disprove this hypothesis
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5321641


hahah nice one!

indeed.
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08/05/2012 05:09 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
OP you ASS-U-ME all women hate men with beard. LOL Where the mind goes reality follows. Quit thinking it.
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08/05/2012 05:10 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
because women not manly enough to handle the beard cool2
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08/05/2012 05:11 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I prefer to see a man's facial features. It's nothing against beards, and depending on how they are grown they can be quite comely; however, I just don't like much facial hair. I prefer to see the guy's jawline.
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08/05/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Well-kept beards are great. Beards that look like bed-head are not so nice.
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08/05/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
at certain lengths, the beard causes razor burn...and it hurts! the face gets rubbed raw and gets all red and it plain hurts! Now, grow it another week or 2 until the beard settles down and lies flat and softens and it is okay. It all depends upon the length of the beard.

didn't your daddy ever give you a whisker rub when you were little? same thing!
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08/05/2012 05:21 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


No, it doesn't. If it is not trimmed neat and kept up, it is very unattractive. You must be Muslim,cuz they are required to grow facial hair so it says they're a man, which is BS.

That scraggly, three day growth looks nasty and unkempt. I'd much rather have a clean shaven man. Love those clean shaven guys.
The cave man look is out!
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


ARRGH im with ye.

fully bearded pirates we are

not much like a full face o fur to keep the sea spray at bay

now where the fuck is my rum!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5321641


LMAO! yes


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506



Op, you will never look as good as Johnny Depp, and that's with makeup and shit on. even in person, he's a better looking than you.
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08/05/2012 05:26 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


No, it doesn't. If it is not trimmed neat and kept up, it is very unattractive. You must be Muslim,cuz they are required to grow facial hair so it says they're a man, which is BS.

That scraggly, three day growth looks nasty and unkempt. I'd much rather have a clean shaven man. Love those clean shaven guys.
The cave man look is out!
 Quoting: hawk8414


I quit reading, what the hell did I just read
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/05/2012 05:28 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


ARRGH im with ye.

fully bearded pirates we are

not much like a full face o fur to keep the sea spray at bay

now where the fuck is my rum!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5321641


LMAO! yes


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506



Op, you will never look as good as Johnny Depp, and that's with makeup and shit on. even in person, he's a better looking than you.
 Quoting: hawk8414


I posted that video because of the music.

Johnny depp doesnt even have a full grown beard.


But yes I agree, Johnny Depp is the pimp!!

On another note, my beard looks good on me, all girls like it :)
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2012 05:29 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
They probably think you are orthidox jewish. Just saying.
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08/05/2012 05:29 PM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
beards represent the true and natural order of men and women. which is something everyone wants to cover up. of course women dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1015009


You mean one is a hairy primitive ape and the other isn't? gasp

Some men look good in some kinds of beards, some look better without. Many men do both, when they feel like it, and a little variety doesnt hurt.
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08/05/2012 05:31 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Shakespeare-
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.


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08/05/2012 05:32 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I don't like beards cuz I wanna see if there is actually a real human being underneath all that damn hair. Come out of the fucking cave, dude!
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08/05/2012 05:39 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
They hate everything they can't take under control and growing a beard is one of those things.

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08/05/2012 05:42 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
"Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive."

lol, so u are attracted to men with beards?
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08/05/2012 05:44 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Woman who hates beards , hate men and want a girly man they can control.

My beard is here to stay , burn the witches...
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08/05/2012 05:44 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Well I guess if it short it's okay. I don't like them long though!

Let's see a pic?
Vlad Tepes

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08/05/2012 05:45 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
you stop shaving up here,i am gonna stop shaving down there...-mila kunis,friends with benefits
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Good riddance Mila, my beard won't stink.... let's see how long you can keep yours down there...
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Vlad Tepes

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08/05/2012 05:47 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
This "shave the beard" thing was started by men who couldn't grow a beard. Beard envy. Even today some men can't grow proper beards. South Koreans for example... have seen some South Korean movies and their beards are funny as hell. Can't even call them beards.
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08/05/2012 05:49 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I don't like beards cuz I wanna see if there is actually a real human being underneath all that damn hair. Come out of the fucking cave, dude!
 Quoting: hawk8414


I could say pretty much the same about the huge amount of makeup you daily smear into your faces! Come out of your imagined wonderland, alice!

*küsschen*

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WindyMind

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08/05/2012 05:50 PM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Maybe someone has already said this but when a guy with a beard eats sometimes stuff sticks to it. It's gross.

halbird2
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08/05/2012 05:53 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Maybe someone has already said this but when a guy with a beard eats sometimes stuff sticks to it. It's gross.
 Quoting: WindyMind


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08/05/2012 05:55 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I dont give a fuck what women think of my beard.

It looks freaking good


To all feminist women here: fuck off , you need a real man with real beards. Not some pussy you are used to.
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08/05/2012 05:57 PM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I am 10 months in to my YOTB and I frikkin love it. I will not trim or cut it for at least 2 more months(except a little around the mouth for eating purposes).

It is the most natural thing and it feels great. I am fortunate that my wife likes beards so I don't catch hell unless I let it get unkempt.

Happiness is found within, not from without. If your lady is unhappy, shaving will not fix that for her, nor will anything else that YOU do.
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08/05/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
The day that I need a woman to tell me how to be a man is the day that i'll kill myself.
WindyMind

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08/05/2012 05:59 PM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I didn't say they look bad but that you should just eat when your alone.violin

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